Spring 2006
1.
There is a party.
SPAM-Ku and SPAM are enjoyed.
But where are the forks?
- Author Unknown
2.
This is not SPAM-Ku.
But for you, I’ll call it that.
The reason I’m fat.
- Trevor Ford
3. “The Price”
How much is the can
With the pink loaf on the front?
I hope it’s for sale.
- Max Snodgrass
4.
The pedal six-four
Sometimes falls on a weak beat.
SPAM falls on my plate.
- Irene Meyers
5.
The pedal six-four
Gives you quite an odd feeling,
Much akin to SPAM.
- A. J. Frick
6.
“I love SPAM!” he cried.
And his mom, smirking, replied,
“Why don’t you wed it?”
- Eric Halsig
7.
There once was a man
Who ate the world’s store of SPAM.
Died at twenty-eight.
- Max Snodgrass
8. “Prudente”
What is this pink loaf
Loved and hated by many?
Bad rep repels me.
- Tyler Hernandez
9.
SPAM is tastiest.
Takes me back to my young days--
Mom feeds it to me.
- Author Unknown
10.
Time has run away.
Book of SPAM-ku disappeared
Clock eloped with SPAM?
- Sharlene Gutierrez
11.
SPAM-ku book goes lost.
Wretched accused will be caught.
They must surely die!
- Mr. David V. Montoya
12.
Teacher says, “Hail SPAM”
While students say, “Oh my gosh,
Put that book away!”
- Meagan Lambros
13. “Anti-SPAM”
Made for men at war,
But kept alive by bad taste.
Poor excuse for food.
- Efrain Gallo
14.
Why is SPAM pinkish
Could it be blue or purple?
I like moldy green.
- Kelly Fitzpatrick
15.
Who hijacked SPAM-ku?
A burglar so devilish.
We want our SPAM-ku!
- Author Unknown
16.
Mysterious SPAM
Of pig, or cow, maybe both,
What are you made of?
- Travis McShane
17.
If SPAM is true meat,
Why does it come in a can?
And why does it smell?
- Author Unknown
18.
Read my cool SPAM-ku
This one really, really rocks,
Because I say so!
- Author Unknown
19.
Contents of SPAM can,
Parts of animal carcass,
What’s the difference?
- Sharlene Gutierrez
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1.
There is a party.
SPAM-Ku and SPAM are enjoyed.
But where are the forks?
- Author Unknown
2.
This is not SPAM-Ku.
But for you, I’ll call it that.
The reason I’m fat.
- Trevor Ford
3. “The Price”
How much is the can
With the pink loaf on the front?
I hope it’s for sale.
- Max Snodgrass
4.
The pedal six-four
Sometimes falls on a weak beat.
SPAM falls on my plate.
- Irene Meyers
5.
The pedal six-four
Gives you quite an odd feeling,
Much akin to SPAM.
- A. J. Frick
6.
“I love SPAM!” he cried.
And his mom, smirking, replied,
“Why don’t you wed it?”
- Eric Halsig
7.
There once was a man
Who ate the world’s store of SPAM.
Died at twenty-eight.
- Max Snodgrass
8. “Prudente”
What is this pink loaf
Loved and hated by many?
Bad rep repels me.
- Tyler Hernandez
9.
SPAM is tastiest.
Takes me back to my young days--
Mom feeds it to me.
- Author Unknown
10.
Time has run away.
Book of SPAM-ku disappeared
Clock eloped with SPAM?
- Sharlene Gutierrez
11.
SPAM-ku book goes lost.
Wretched accused will be caught.
They must surely die!
- Mr. David V. Montoya
12.
Teacher says, “Hail SPAM”
While students say, “Oh my gosh,
Put that book away!”
- Meagan Lambros
13. “Anti-SPAM”
Made for men at war,
But kept alive by bad taste.
Poor excuse for food.
- Efrain Gallo
14.
Why is SPAM pinkish
Could it be blue or purple?
I like moldy green.
- Kelly Fitzpatrick
15.
Who hijacked SPAM-ku?
A burglar so devilish.
We want our SPAM-ku!
- Author Unknown
16.
Mysterious SPAM
Of pig, or cow, maybe both,
What are you made of?
- Travis McShane
17.
If SPAM is true meat,
Why does it come in a can?
And why does it smell?
- Author Unknown
18.
Read my cool SPAM-ku
This one really, really rocks,
Because I say so!
- Author Unknown
19.
Contents of SPAM can,
Parts of animal carcass,
What’s the difference?
- Sharlene Gutierrez
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Spring 2007
20.
SPAM is so like ham
The juicy salty flavor
Oh yes! Give me more.
- Ksenia Delaveri
21.
As we read SPAM-ku,
He writes SPAM party invites.
They’re now in the trash.
- Sharlene Gutierrez
22.
Meat forced upon us
By Montoya the tyrant
Makes me feel nauseous.
- Robby Stearns
23.
Please invite me to
The SPAM party tomorrow
To go is my dream.
- Rachel Dunford
24.
Old SPAM cannot be.
Expiration false it is.
Yet resist, I can’t.
- Leilani Hubbs
25.
There is a party.
SPAM-ku and SPAM are enjoyed.
But where are the forks?
- Leilani Hubbs
26. (written on back of a potty pass)
Oh, beloved SPAM.
You are in my stomach now,
Soon to be SPAM-poo.
- Samantha Varela
27.
I love my SPAMmy
Rest in peace beloved SPAM
Green eggs and SPAM……..mmm.
- Emily Zubiri
28.
A+ stole my loaf.
The intellects strike again!
Smarties like their SPAM.
- Nikki Rehnberg
29.
SPAM-ku is so fine.
It’s better than calculus
Because there’s bongos.
- Paul Lubliner & Justin Hanley
30.
Serves 6 per package
Sixteen grams of total fat
The new “O, great one.”
- P. Lubliner & J. Hanley
31.
Do re mi fa sol
SPAM-ku makes me want to sing!
Fa la la la SPAM
- Katie Stein & Rachel Dunford
32.
SPAMmy SPAM SPAM SPAM
Let’s go SPAMmy SPAM SPAM
Yay SPAMmy SPAM SPAM!
- K. Stein & R. Dunford
33.
Whales and SPAM blubber
The juices spout from the head
Poor SPAM whale is dead
- K. Stein & R. Dunford
34.
SPAM delicious fat,
Clogs your arteries, like that
SPAM glorious SPAM
- Mr. Phil Wightman
35.
SPAM of earth is good
Says Sith evil and insane
Ewok is better.
- Eric Halsig
36.
SPAM, sweet SPAM of mine!
I pledge allegiance to SPAM.
SPAM, my hero SPAM!
- Mr. Phil Wightman
37.
Pig looks at SPAM can.
He says, “Join me SPAMwalker.
I am your father.”
- Eric Halsig
38.
Never ate some SPAM.
My momma says it tastes bad
But it is still meat.
- Andy Turner & Lindsey Hoffman
39.
Wanna try some SPAM…
However, I’m hesitant
What if I get sick?
- A. Turner & L. Hoffman
40.
Eating with a friend
It looks like something slimy.
Then they said, “It’s SPAM!”
- A. Turner & L. Hoffman
41.
There once was a man
Who wanted to try some SPAM
Uhmm! That is tasty!
- A. Turner & L. Hoffman
42.
Oh SPAMioli
Your SPAMishness I do love.
So yummylicious!
- April Tello
43.
We go together
Like SPAMalama ding dong.
A yummy SPAMich!
- April Tello
44.
We snap for the SPAM.
An addiction we do have.
Thank God for canned meat!
- April Tello
45.
My SPAM is lovely
It tastes like a juicy pig
Eat that juicy SPAM.
- Ksenia Delaveri & Steevie Sandoval
46.
Montoya loves SPAM.
He wears it in the morning.
And at night with beans.
- Ksenia Delaveri & Steevie Sandoval
47.
Me and SPAM walking
Happily through the SPAM fields.
Eating SPAM is good.
- Ksenia Delaveri & Steevie Sandoval
48.
What such meat is this?
Is it good enough to taste?
We shall find out now.
- Sarah Noble
49.
SPAM is of the gods.
Its flavor is unrivaled
Go see for yourself.
- Allysa Campbell
50.
I hear SPAM is good.
I hear it from all around.
They just might be right.
- Allysa Campbell & Sarah Noble
51.
I’m a Samantha.
No longer as Sam I am
For now, I am SPAM.
- Youn Kang & Sam Varela
52.
SPAM is good to all.
To all those who had a taste
For SPAM, they don’t waste
- Y. Kang & S. Varela
53.
To the good old SPAM
It’s beautiful aroma
Which comes from your mouth
- Y. Kang & S. Varela
54.
SPAM ist mein Leibe.
SPAM ist mein Lieblingsesser.
SPAM ist der Beste.
- Jonathan Hughes
55.
The greatest question
Is, “Which one truly came first
The ham, or the SPAM?”
- Paul Riggins
56.
SPAM goes up. . .comes down.
Newton must have loved the SPAM.
The physics of SPAM.
- Paul Riggins & Jonathan Hughes
57.
I’ve never had SPAM.
Do I really want to taste?
A big decision.
- Lori Weidenhoefer, Carla Young & Deanne Ackley
58.
Holidays are here.
SPAM deserves a special day –
A day of its own!
- Weidenhoefer, Young & Ackley
59.
I want lots of SPAM.
Hopefully I don’t get sick.
Its smells super good!
- Weidenhoefer, Young & Ackley
60.
Unlock that door please.
Innocent people want SPAM.
Please don’t deprive them.
- Weidenhoefer, Young & Ackley
61.
Audience applause.
SPAM deserves a special clap.
Give SPAM a big hand.
- Weidenhoefer, Young & Ackley
62.
My mouth’s watering.
The sizzlin’ pork starts to crisp.
It’s floating to me.
- Leilani Hubbs
63.
I see the fried pork
The sweet smell wafts towards me
It lifts all conscience
- Leilani Hubbs
[BACK TO TOP]
20.
SPAM is so like ham
The juicy salty flavor
Oh yes! Give me more.
- Ksenia Delaveri
21.
As we read SPAM-ku,
He writes SPAM party invites.
They’re now in the trash.
- Sharlene Gutierrez
22.
Meat forced upon us
By Montoya the tyrant
Makes me feel nauseous.
- Robby Stearns
23.
Please invite me to
The SPAM party tomorrow
To go is my dream.
- Rachel Dunford
24.
Old SPAM cannot be.
Expiration false it is.
Yet resist, I can’t.
- Leilani Hubbs
25.
There is a party.
SPAM-ku and SPAM are enjoyed.
But where are the forks?
- Leilani Hubbs
26. (written on back of a potty pass)
Oh, beloved SPAM.
You are in my stomach now,
Soon to be SPAM-poo.
- Samantha Varela
27.
I love my SPAMmy
Rest in peace beloved SPAM
Green eggs and SPAM……..mmm.
- Emily Zubiri
28.
A+ stole my loaf.
The intellects strike again!
Smarties like their SPAM.
- Nikki Rehnberg
29.
SPAM-ku is so fine.
It’s better than calculus
Because there’s bongos.
- Paul Lubliner & Justin Hanley
30.
Serves 6 per package
Sixteen grams of total fat
The new “O, great one.”
- P. Lubliner & J. Hanley
31.
Do re mi fa sol
SPAM-ku makes me want to sing!
Fa la la la SPAM
- Katie Stein & Rachel Dunford
32.
SPAMmy SPAM SPAM SPAM
Let’s go SPAMmy SPAM SPAM
Yay SPAMmy SPAM SPAM!
- K. Stein & R. Dunford
33.
Whales and SPAM blubber
The juices spout from the head
Poor SPAM whale is dead
- K. Stein & R. Dunford
34.
SPAM delicious fat,
Clogs your arteries, like that
SPAM glorious SPAM
- Mr. Phil Wightman
35.
SPAM of earth is good
Says Sith evil and insane
Ewok is better.
- Eric Halsig
36.
SPAM, sweet SPAM of mine!
I pledge allegiance to SPAM.
SPAM, my hero SPAM!
- Mr. Phil Wightman
37.
Pig looks at SPAM can.
He says, “Join me SPAMwalker.
I am your father.”
- Eric Halsig
38.
Never ate some SPAM.
My momma says it tastes bad
But it is still meat.
- Andy Turner & Lindsey Hoffman
39.
Wanna try some SPAM…
However, I’m hesitant
What if I get sick?
- A. Turner & L. Hoffman
40.
Eating with a friend
It looks like something slimy.
Then they said, “It’s SPAM!”
- A. Turner & L. Hoffman
41.
There once was a man
Who wanted to try some SPAM
Uhmm! That is tasty!
- A. Turner & L. Hoffman
42.
Oh SPAMioli
Your SPAMishness I do love.
So yummylicious!
- April Tello
43.
We go together
Like SPAMalama ding dong.
A yummy SPAMich!
- April Tello
44.
We snap for the SPAM.
An addiction we do have.
Thank God for canned meat!
- April Tello
45.
My SPAM is lovely
It tastes like a juicy pig
Eat that juicy SPAM.
- Ksenia Delaveri & Steevie Sandoval
46.
Montoya loves SPAM.
He wears it in the morning.
And at night with beans.
- Ksenia Delaveri & Steevie Sandoval
47.
Me and SPAM walking
Happily through the SPAM fields.
Eating SPAM is good.
- Ksenia Delaveri & Steevie Sandoval
48.
What such meat is this?
Is it good enough to taste?
We shall find out now.
- Sarah Noble
49.
SPAM is of the gods.
Its flavor is unrivaled
Go see for yourself.
- Allysa Campbell
50.
I hear SPAM is good.
I hear it from all around.
They just might be right.
- Allysa Campbell & Sarah Noble
51.
I’m a Samantha.
No longer as Sam I am
For now, I am SPAM.
- Youn Kang & Sam Varela
52.
SPAM is good to all.
To all those who had a taste
For SPAM, they don’t waste
- Y. Kang & S. Varela
53.
To the good old SPAM
It’s beautiful aroma
Which comes from your mouth
- Y. Kang & S. Varela
54.
SPAM ist mein Leibe.
SPAM ist mein Lieblingsesser.
SPAM ist der Beste.
- Jonathan Hughes
55.
The greatest question
Is, “Which one truly came first
The ham, or the SPAM?”
- Paul Riggins
56.
SPAM goes up. . .comes down.
Newton must have loved the SPAM.
The physics of SPAM.
- Paul Riggins & Jonathan Hughes
57.
I’ve never had SPAM.
Do I really want to taste?
A big decision.
- Lori Weidenhoefer, Carla Young & Deanne Ackley
58.
Holidays are here.
SPAM deserves a special day –
A day of its own!
- Weidenhoefer, Young & Ackley
59.
I want lots of SPAM.
Hopefully I don’t get sick.
Its smells super good!
- Weidenhoefer, Young & Ackley
60.
Unlock that door please.
Innocent people want SPAM.
Please don’t deprive them.
- Weidenhoefer, Young & Ackley
61.
Audience applause.
SPAM deserves a special clap.
Give SPAM a big hand.
- Weidenhoefer, Young & Ackley
62.
My mouth’s watering.
The sizzlin’ pork starts to crisp.
It’s floating to me.
- Leilani Hubbs
63.
I see the fried pork
The sweet smell wafts towards me
It lifts all conscience
- Leilani Hubbs
[BACK TO TOP]
Spring 2008
64. “Doggy Meat Meat”
I saw a doggy.
It was made of funny meat.
Doggy is gone now.
- Amena El-Mekhgiange
65.
What is SPAM made of?
Perhaps pig or goat or cat.
Oh well, it tastes great.
- Jed Larson
66.
SPAM in the blender.
Around and around it goes
Attaining new form.
- Jed Larson
67.
Oh SPAM I love you!
I want to regurgitate
To taste you once more.
- Allysa Campbell & Amanda Bickel
68.
How nice, potted meat.
Eat it raw or eat it warm.
Eat it now. Right now!
- A. J. Armas
69.
Lovely SPAM-o-mine!
Arnold the pig would be proud.
Green acres make SPAM.
- Deanne Ackley
70.
SPAM is in my heart…
Nothing else matters to me…
That’s why I love SPAM…
- Se Hun Jeong
71.
SPAM has much power.
I eat it in the shower.
I love my SPAM soap.
- Becca Jo Snodgrass
72.
I love to fry SPAM
I get SPAM grease on my hands
So I lick it off!
- Becca Jo Snodgrass
73.
There once was a pig,
That fell in love with a can.
And now I eat it.
- Rachel Babashoff
74.
Love me oh sweet SPAM!
I love you in my stomach.
You’re gone now, I’m sad.
- Rachel Babashoff
75.
The star spangled SPAM.
SPAM, America’s pastime.
Land of the fried SPAM.
- Author Unknown
76.
Michelangelo
Finger to finger passes
SPAM: divine delight.
- Justin Hanley & Paul Riggins
77.
Final SPAM appears
Must hit quick to smash SPAM can
Super SPAM Brothers.
- J. Hanley & P. Riggins
78.
SPAM is not tasty
Makes my tummy ache with pain
Can’t wait till it’s gone
- Julie Marines
79.
Your SPAMtic teeth chew
The most beautiful pink food.
How spectacular!
- Rachel Koo
80.
I love SPAM as much
As I love the Jonas Bros.
Yes I do. It’s true.
- Sydney Allen
81.
I love SPAM, not you.
I love SPAM because its ham.
Oh, how I love you!
- Natalia Zamora
82.
Poor pig. Now you’re SPAM.
It’s too bad you taste so good.
Now you are SPAM-poo.
- Natalia Zamora & Sydney Allen
83.
SPAM is delicious.
SPAM is freakin’ amazing.
Me encanta SPAM.
- Jessica Cohen & Emily Zubiri
84.
Sizzle, sizzle, siz.
Put SPAM on the frying pan
Pink bubbles emerge.
- Jessica Cohen & Emily Zubiri
85.
Choir loves the SPAM.
Sing it, smell it, taste and love.
Admire its beauty.
- Jessica Cohen & Emily Zubiri
86. (Vegetarian SPAM-Ku #1)
SPAM, glorious SPAM!
Jennifer cannot eat it
‘Cause it contains meat.
- Jennifer Butts
87. (Vegetarian SPAM-Ku #2)
SPAM sits on my plate.
Ah, the intense aroma!
Pass it to Nicky.
- Jennifer Butts
88.
SPAM is amazing!
Nicky does not know just why
It excites her so.
- Nicky Rehnberg
89.
Your eyes shine much like
A new glistening SPAM loaf.
May I please eat them?
- Nicky Rehnberg
90.
I am very sure
If Jesus was not a Jew
He would love SPAM too.
- Nicky Rehnberg
91.
Luscious luncheon loaf
‘Tis amazing SPAM indeed.
SPAM, beautiful SPAM!
- Nicky Rehnberg
92.
Somebody farted
In the can to make the SPAM
Nasty, nasty SPAM.
- Jonathan Hughes
93.
Somebody farted
Due to disgusting SPAM-ku.
Surrender now SPAM!
- Kristen Sutherland
[BACK TO TOP]
64. “Doggy Meat Meat”
I saw a doggy.
It was made of funny meat.
Doggy is gone now.
- Amena El-Mekhgiange
65.
What is SPAM made of?
Perhaps pig or goat or cat.
Oh well, it tastes great.
- Jed Larson
66.
SPAM in the blender.
Around and around it goes
Attaining new form.
- Jed Larson
67.
Oh SPAM I love you!
I want to regurgitate
To taste you once more.
- Allysa Campbell & Amanda Bickel
68.
How nice, potted meat.
Eat it raw or eat it warm.
Eat it now. Right now!
- A. J. Armas
69.
Lovely SPAM-o-mine!
Arnold the pig would be proud.
Green acres make SPAM.
- Deanne Ackley
70.
SPAM is in my heart…
Nothing else matters to me…
That’s why I love SPAM…
- Se Hun Jeong
71.
SPAM has much power.
I eat it in the shower.
I love my SPAM soap.
- Becca Jo Snodgrass
72.
I love to fry SPAM
I get SPAM grease on my hands
So I lick it off!
- Becca Jo Snodgrass
73.
There once was a pig,
That fell in love with a can.
And now I eat it.
- Rachel Babashoff
74.
Love me oh sweet SPAM!
I love you in my stomach.
You’re gone now, I’m sad.
- Rachel Babashoff
75.
The star spangled SPAM.
SPAM, America’s pastime.
Land of the fried SPAM.
- Author Unknown
76.
Michelangelo
Finger to finger passes
SPAM: divine delight.
- Justin Hanley & Paul Riggins
77.
Final SPAM appears
Must hit quick to smash SPAM can
Super SPAM Brothers.
- J. Hanley & P. Riggins
78.
SPAM is not tasty
Makes my tummy ache with pain
Can’t wait till it’s gone
- Julie Marines
79.
Your SPAMtic teeth chew
The most beautiful pink food.
How spectacular!
- Rachel Koo
80.
I love SPAM as much
As I love the Jonas Bros.
Yes I do. It’s true.
- Sydney Allen
81.
I love SPAM, not you.
I love SPAM because its ham.
Oh, how I love you!
- Natalia Zamora
82.
Poor pig. Now you’re SPAM.
It’s too bad you taste so good.
Now you are SPAM-poo.
- Natalia Zamora & Sydney Allen
83.
SPAM is delicious.
SPAM is freakin’ amazing.
Me encanta SPAM.
- Jessica Cohen & Emily Zubiri
84.
Sizzle, sizzle, siz.
Put SPAM on the frying pan
Pink bubbles emerge.
- Jessica Cohen & Emily Zubiri
85.
Choir loves the SPAM.
Sing it, smell it, taste and love.
Admire its beauty.
- Jessica Cohen & Emily Zubiri
86. (Vegetarian SPAM-Ku #1)
SPAM, glorious SPAM!
Jennifer cannot eat it
‘Cause it contains meat.
- Jennifer Butts
87. (Vegetarian SPAM-Ku #2)
SPAM sits on my plate.
Ah, the intense aroma!
Pass it to Nicky.
- Jennifer Butts
88.
SPAM is amazing!
Nicky does not know just why
It excites her so.
- Nicky Rehnberg
89.
Your eyes shine much like
A new glistening SPAM loaf.
May I please eat them?
- Nicky Rehnberg
90.
I am very sure
If Jesus was not a Jew
He would love SPAM too.
- Nicky Rehnberg
91.
Luscious luncheon loaf
‘Tis amazing SPAM indeed.
SPAM, beautiful SPAM!
- Nicky Rehnberg
92.
Somebody farted
In the can to make the SPAM
Nasty, nasty SPAM.
- Jonathan Hughes
93.
Somebody farted
Due to disgusting SPAM-ku.
Surrender now SPAM!
- Kristen Sutherland
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Spring 2009
94.
Riddle me this SPAM. . .
Do you want to die today?
Too late to think; yum!
- Rebecca Gutierrez
95.
SPAM plops on the plate.
The excitement is growing.
Uncanny SPAMmy!
- Allysa Campbell
96.
Mysterious SPAM,
Oh most delicious of meats!
A wonderous food.
- Knighthawk Boyd
97.
SPAM, salty and pink
Rosy bits scattered throughout
Mmm…SPAMurrito
- Jessica Fox
98.
Pink, golden glory
Arise from your silver throne
Your short-lived purpose
- Bryanna Chrisp
99.
When you see the moon
Like a bright pink blob of SPAM
That is amore
- Bryanna Chrisp
100.
Instrument of joy.
A harmonic dance of strings
Of SPAM grace it soars.
- Jonathan Egan
101. “First Smell”
I open the door.
A great unfamiliar scent.
Delicious fried SPAM.
- George Simmons
102.
SPAM SPAM. SPAM SPAM SPAM?
SPAM SPAM SPAM, SPAM SPAM, SPAM SPAM.
SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM. SPAM!
- Drake Detrich
103.
Attend SPAM Habra.
SPAMish, SPAMamatics too!
Sing with SPAM-toya.
- Rebecca Gutierrez, Emily Zubiri, & Grayson Ballasteros
104.
Anticipation
It is sizzling so grandly
The smell of SPAM, yes!
- Enrique Aguirre & Anthony Green
105.
SPAM is on my mind
I pray to the gods o’ SPAM
“Bless us with this feast!”
- E. Aguirre & A. Green
106.
Oh! How I love SPAM
Tickling my fancy, so fine!
How yummy you are.
- E. Aguirre & A. Green
107.
SPAM is like a song’s
Perfect Authentic Cadence.
It always pleases.
- E. Aguirre & A. Green
108. “A Japanese SPAM-ku”
Watashi wa SPAM
(Wah-tah-she wah SPAM)
Shojo wa SPAM Skidaiski
(Show-joe wah SPAM Ski-die-ski)
SPAM wa Oishiso
(SPAM wah Oy-she-so)
English translation:
I am [the] SPAM, [yes].
She really likes SPAM a lot.
SPAM looks delicious.
- Amber Bernor & Amena El-Mekhgiange
109.
Leading tones go up.
Dominant Sevenths go down.
SPAM goes in tummy.
- Michael Ohno
110.
A wonderful day
List’ning to Dream Theatre
While eating the SPAM
- Ryan Wilson
111.
This SPAM is too hot.
This SPAM is way, way too cold.
This SPAM is juuuuuuust right.
- Michael Ohno
112.
A soft breeze blows by
A lovely smell fills the air
There is SPAM nearby
- Michael Ohno
113.
To me SPAM is G.
It’s the dominant of C.
Sizzle, tasty, YUM!
- David Lubliner & Alexis Pereda
114.
Do you hear the SPAM?
Overtonally awesome!
Harmony with SPAM.
- D. Lubliner & A. Pereda
115.
SPAM is delicious!
I like to eat lots of SPAM.
Me encanta SPAM.
- Author Unknown
116.
Delicious SPAM scent
flowing into my nostrils
To awake to SPAM
- Knighthawk Boyd
117.
Sizzling, Grilling
SPAM cooks atop the skillet
Perfection is made
- Knighthawk Boyd
118. (Vegetarian SPAM-ku #3)
Vegetarians
Never eat SPAM, lucky me
I’ll just sit and watch
- Amaris Miller
119.
Cold desert morning
Tired but warming heart beat
Scrambled eggs, fried SPAM
- Mr. Bruce Crocker
120.
Interstate fifteen
Any Seven – Eleven
A SPAM snack awaits
- Mr. Bruce Crocker
121.
SPAM, everywhere SPAM
Your taste is so amazing
Your smell is so grand
- Ivan Elizondo & Zack Rogers
122.
The fry mistresses
Busily prepare the SPAM
Sizzling SPAMage
- Jessica Fox, Amanda Bickel & Allysa Campbell
123.
Pink turned golden brown
The beautiful SPAM evolves
Crispy porky SPAM
- Fox, Bickel & Campbell
124.
Amorphous SPAM cube
An unknown delicacy
Pass the SPAM to me?
- Fox, Bickel & Campbell
125.
My dear good friend SPAM
How wonderful your smell is
Friday sevenish?
- Bonnie Hebert & Se Hun Jeong
126.
SPAM, music, combined.
Circle of SPAM and SPAM scales.
That is SPAMtastic!
- B. Hebert & S. Jeong
127.
SPAM tastes wonderful
Melts gracefully in your mouth
SPAM is amazing
- Micah Hopper & Karl Clouser
128.
Piggy sees SPAM can.
Piggy screams OH WHY? OH WHY?
Piggy disappears.
- Vicente Torrijos & Jesus Sigala
A SPAM LIMERICK
There once was a can of SPAMtucket.
He fell, and yelled --- JUST MY LUCK!
And then with great strife,
He picked up a knife,
And then Mr. Can kicked the bucket.
- Nicky Rehnberg
129.
Our eyes met at work
Stocking the shelves at Wal-Mart.
Love at first sizzle.
- A.J. Armas & Nicky Rehnberg
ANOTHER SPAM LIMERICK
The SPAM can came into the night
All the nibbles and dribbles and bites
And then the can left
And now I’m bereft
Visited always by SPAM-lite.
- Nicky Rehnberg
130.
SPAM, Glorious SPAM!
Sizzle, pop, and poetry.
Poetical grease.
- A.J. Armas
131.
A ball of pink fire
It exploded on contact
Scorchéd piles of SPAM
- Amena El-Mekhgiange & Doug Krueger
132.
I saw a sitar
It squealed a piggish-like note
SPAM has engulfed it
- A. El-Mekhgiange & D. Krueger
133.
A sacrificed pig
Fried into SPAM for a cause. . .
The cause. . .for my taste
- George Simmons & Manny Monroy
134.
SPAM party third year
Grayson says it tastes like ham
I say NO! It’s SPAM!!
- Rebecca Gutierrez
135.
SPAM-ku read aloud.
The clan of followers grows.
Gets better each year.
- Mr. David V. Montoya
136.
SPAM sincerity
is impressed deep in the heart. . .
Expressed in SPAM-ku
- Mr. David V. Montoya
AN ITALIAN SPAM POEM
Vorrei provare gli spaghetti allo SPAM
(I’d like to try SPAM spaghetti)
ben cotti in pentola near.
(well cooked in a black pot.)
Le chiederò a mia nonna di farlo.
(I’ll ask my grandma to make it.)
Voglio bene a lei e anche allo SPAM.
(I love her and also SPAM.)
- Mike Badalamenti
[BACK TO TOP]
94.
Riddle me this SPAM. . .
Do you want to die today?
Too late to think; yum!
- Rebecca Gutierrez
95.
SPAM plops on the plate.
The excitement is growing.
Uncanny SPAMmy!
- Allysa Campbell
96.
Mysterious SPAM,
Oh most delicious of meats!
A wonderous food.
- Knighthawk Boyd
97.
SPAM, salty and pink
Rosy bits scattered throughout
Mmm…SPAMurrito
- Jessica Fox
98.
Pink, golden glory
Arise from your silver throne
Your short-lived purpose
- Bryanna Chrisp
99.
When you see the moon
Like a bright pink blob of SPAM
That is amore
- Bryanna Chrisp
100.
Instrument of joy.
A harmonic dance of strings
Of SPAM grace it soars.
- Jonathan Egan
101. “First Smell”
I open the door.
A great unfamiliar scent.
Delicious fried SPAM.
- George Simmons
102.
SPAM SPAM. SPAM SPAM SPAM?
SPAM SPAM SPAM, SPAM SPAM, SPAM SPAM.
SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM. SPAM!
- Drake Detrich
103.
Attend SPAM Habra.
SPAMish, SPAMamatics too!
Sing with SPAM-toya.
- Rebecca Gutierrez, Emily Zubiri, & Grayson Ballasteros
104.
Anticipation
It is sizzling so grandly
The smell of SPAM, yes!
- Enrique Aguirre & Anthony Green
105.
SPAM is on my mind
I pray to the gods o’ SPAM
“Bless us with this feast!”
- E. Aguirre & A. Green
106.
Oh! How I love SPAM
Tickling my fancy, so fine!
How yummy you are.
- E. Aguirre & A. Green
107.
SPAM is like a song’s
Perfect Authentic Cadence.
It always pleases.
- E. Aguirre & A. Green
108. “A Japanese SPAM-ku”
Watashi wa SPAM
(Wah-tah-she wah SPAM)
Shojo wa SPAM Skidaiski
(Show-joe wah SPAM Ski-die-ski)
SPAM wa Oishiso
(SPAM wah Oy-she-so)
English translation:
I am [the] SPAM, [yes].
She really likes SPAM a lot.
SPAM looks delicious.
- Amber Bernor & Amena El-Mekhgiange
109.
Leading tones go up.
Dominant Sevenths go down.
SPAM goes in tummy.
- Michael Ohno
110.
A wonderful day
List’ning to Dream Theatre
While eating the SPAM
- Ryan Wilson
111.
This SPAM is too hot.
This SPAM is way, way too cold.
This SPAM is juuuuuuust right.
- Michael Ohno
112.
A soft breeze blows by
A lovely smell fills the air
There is SPAM nearby
- Michael Ohno
113.
To me SPAM is G.
It’s the dominant of C.
Sizzle, tasty, YUM!
- David Lubliner & Alexis Pereda
114.
Do you hear the SPAM?
Overtonally awesome!
Harmony with SPAM.
- D. Lubliner & A. Pereda
115.
SPAM is delicious!
I like to eat lots of SPAM.
Me encanta SPAM.
- Author Unknown
116.
Delicious SPAM scent
flowing into my nostrils
To awake to SPAM
- Knighthawk Boyd
117.
Sizzling, Grilling
SPAM cooks atop the skillet
Perfection is made
- Knighthawk Boyd
118. (Vegetarian SPAM-ku #3)
Vegetarians
Never eat SPAM, lucky me
I’ll just sit and watch
- Amaris Miller
119.
Cold desert morning
Tired but warming heart beat
Scrambled eggs, fried SPAM
- Mr. Bruce Crocker
120.
Interstate fifteen
Any Seven – Eleven
A SPAM snack awaits
- Mr. Bruce Crocker
121.
SPAM, everywhere SPAM
Your taste is so amazing
Your smell is so grand
- Ivan Elizondo & Zack Rogers
122.
The fry mistresses
Busily prepare the SPAM
Sizzling SPAMage
- Jessica Fox, Amanda Bickel & Allysa Campbell
123.
Pink turned golden brown
The beautiful SPAM evolves
Crispy porky SPAM
- Fox, Bickel & Campbell
124.
Amorphous SPAM cube
An unknown delicacy
Pass the SPAM to me?
- Fox, Bickel & Campbell
125.
My dear good friend SPAM
How wonderful your smell is
Friday sevenish?
- Bonnie Hebert & Se Hun Jeong
126.
SPAM, music, combined.
Circle of SPAM and SPAM scales.
That is SPAMtastic!
- B. Hebert & S. Jeong
127.
SPAM tastes wonderful
Melts gracefully in your mouth
SPAM is amazing
- Micah Hopper & Karl Clouser
128.
Piggy sees SPAM can.
Piggy screams OH WHY? OH WHY?
Piggy disappears.
- Vicente Torrijos & Jesus Sigala
A SPAM LIMERICK
There once was a can of SPAMtucket.
He fell, and yelled --- JUST MY LUCK!
And then with great strife,
He picked up a knife,
And then Mr. Can kicked the bucket.
- Nicky Rehnberg
129.
Our eyes met at work
Stocking the shelves at Wal-Mart.
Love at first sizzle.
- A.J. Armas & Nicky Rehnberg
ANOTHER SPAM LIMERICK
The SPAM can came into the night
All the nibbles and dribbles and bites
And then the can left
And now I’m bereft
Visited always by SPAM-lite.
- Nicky Rehnberg
130.
SPAM, Glorious SPAM!
Sizzle, pop, and poetry.
Poetical grease.
- A.J. Armas
131.
A ball of pink fire
It exploded on contact
Scorchéd piles of SPAM
- Amena El-Mekhgiange & Doug Krueger
132.
I saw a sitar
It squealed a piggish-like note
SPAM has engulfed it
- A. El-Mekhgiange & D. Krueger
133.
A sacrificed pig
Fried into SPAM for a cause. . .
The cause. . .for my taste
- George Simmons & Manny Monroy
134.
SPAM party third year
Grayson says it tastes like ham
I say NO! It’s SPAM!!
- Rebecca Gutierrez
135.
SPAM-ku read aloud.
The clan of followers grows.
Gets better each year.
- Mr. David V. Montoya
136.
SPAM sincerity
is impressed deep in the heart. . .
Expressed in SPAM-ku
- Mr. David V. Montoya
AN ITALIAN SPAM POEM
Vorrei provare gli spaghetti allo SPAM
(I’d like to try SPAM spaghetti)
ben cotti in pentola near.
(well cooked in a black pot.)
Le chiederò a mia nonna di farlo.
(I’ll ask my grandma to make it.)
Voglio bene a lei e anche allo SPAM.
(I love her and also SPAM.)
- Mike Badalamenti
[BACK TO TOP]
Spring 2010
137.
A pig sees a can.
He says in a squealing voice,
“Pete? Wow is that you?”
- Doug Krueger
138.
Oh curious SPAM.
Thy saltiness alludes me.
I will try thee yet.
- Cody Loomis
139.
SPAM-ku, this I know. . .
writing of its delicious
nature. . .Oh what fun!
- Greg Phillips
140.
SPAM-ku is hai-ku
written for its majesty,
the king of spiced ham.
- Greg Phillips
141.
Spiced goodness is friend.
And placed atop buttered bread,
a feast for a god.
- Greg Phillips
142.
Maps is SPAM backwards.
Though why we care, I know not.
Doog yrev si maps.
- Greg Phillips
143.
These have been SPAM-ned
From atop my pretty head
In just ten minutes.
- Greg Phillips
144.
I like SPAM a lot.
Still, other people do not.
I do not like them.
- Brenden Paulsen
145.
It’s 2010
And I just finished the SPAM.
Oh no…it is gone!
- Maida Garcia
146.
Piggy screams, “Oh no!”
And now, he has gone missing.
My tummy rumbles.
- Krista Bravo
147.
Use skillets, grill it,
prepare it, eat it, enjoy.
The end of the SPAM.
- Joseph De La Cruz
148.
SPAMmy SPAM goodness
Montoya and I can eat.
SPAM-ku goes great too.
- Matt Muñoz
149.
SPAM, delicious SPAM.
I just found out about you,
So I say, “Woo hoo!”
- Jocelyn Joya & Emily Thompson
150.
My good old pal SPAM.
We used to meet on Sundays
And I prayed for you.
- David Choi
151.
SPAM on a skillet.
Yes, yes, yes we shall grill it!
Good-bye processed pig.
- Alex Rodriguez
152.
I sit in my room,
The scent of SPAM creeping in,
DOWN TO THE KITCHEN!!!
- Knighthawk Boyd
153.
Piggy walks by SPAM
and thinks to himself, “Oh my!
Dear brother has died.”
- Natalia Zamora
154.
Sizzle sizzle pop
Vein-clogging scent fills the room.
Must be choir SPAM day.
- Natalia Zamora
155.
Rip slip sizzle flip
Rip slip sizzle flip gold gold
SPAM cult instructions
- Natalia Zamora
156.
oh SPAM SPAMmy SPAM
SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM
SPAMiddy SPAM SPAM
- Natalia Zamora
157.
SPAM virginity
Lost for all eternity
Lies in piggy’s hands.
- Emily Zubiri
158.
I’m on to college.
Got all my stuff. Time to drive.
NO! Forgot the SPAM!
- Greg Phillips
159.
Sitting counting rocks.
A sudden hunger erupts.
Quick! Pull out the SPAM!
- Greg Phillips
(written in Mr. Crocker’s class)
160.
Waikiki Sunset
Colored uke, sacred fried SPAM
Upon its rice bed
- Mr. Bruce Crocker
161.
SPAM, beautiful SPAM!
I came back from drum-line jail.
SPAM into my mouth.
- Se Hun Jeong
162.
SPAM so freaking fine!
That’s why I’m wasting my time
on trying to rhyme!
- Maida Garcia & Krista Bravo
163.
Yummy SPAMola.
Oh, I wished it cost a dime.
Too bad I’m finished.
- M. Garcia & K. Bravo
164.
Slimy, gooey, SPAM
Can’t resist my taste buds, though!
(“humm”) It’s gone bye-bye
- M. Garcia & K. Bravo
165.
Ode to my SPAM-can
Oh where is the missing key
I cry to myself
- M. Garcia & K. Bravo
166.
SPAM, I need you so
You make me very late, though
I’m tripping on pants
- M. Garcia & K. Bravo
167.
SPAM is terrific
SPAM, slimy when licked, SPAM
tastes another tongue
- Jonathan Sullivan & Mrs. Lorraine Joy Welling
168.
SPAM is in my heart
Deep within the arteries
Totally worth it
- Knighthawk Boyd
169.
I can’t think of one
A haiku able to tell
The greatness of SPAM
- Knighthawk Boyd
170.
Shooby dooby doo
I hope you like my haiku
Of the SPAM I love
- Knighthawk Boyd
171.
I have writer’s block
Please, I need a SPAMedy
For this writing curse
- Knighthawk Boyd
172.
SPAM-a-doodle-doo
In the zoo where the pigs poo
SPAM I wish to chew
- Kelly Knowles, Julie Marines & Ashley Wisniewski
173.
Felt a huge SPAM-quake
SPAM jiggling on the floor
All pigs fell over
- Knowles, Marines & Wisniewski
174.
Love: Pam and Sam are.
They put themselves together
Creating canned SPAM.
- Rachel Babashoff
175.
Five, seven and five
SPAM captured by the haiku
Montoya is wrong
- Jacob Acevedo & Matthew Muñoz
176.
Ambrosia stand down
There is none who can compare
To Rosy Glory
- Bryanna Chrisp
177.
I dreamt about you
O SPAM, come here my darling
Bring joy to my mouth
- Sarah Hwang
178.
I truly love SPAM
Defying orthodontists
Who hate that pink meat
- Jennifer Shedden & Mckenna Leyk
179.
Bongos play loudly.
Everyone wants some SPAM, but
Someone ate it all.
- J. Shedden & M. Leyk
180.
Mmm, when I eat SPAM
Ba-da-ba I’m lovin’ it
Yum yum yum yum SPAM
- Acacia Ayala, Josh Grossman, Jocelyn Joya & Emily Thompson
181.
Do re mi fa SPAM
SPAM is the dominant note
It’s the 3rd partial.
- Kim Mecate & Cynthia Navarro
182.
In the beginning
God loved his own creation
and I pray you, SPAM
- David Choi
183.
I hunger for you
Your sweetness, and salty flub
You alone are SPAM!
- Allysa Campbell
184.
yes sam SPAM I am
no sam ham ate all the SPAM
I must hunt sam down
- Hugo D. Palomares
185.
SPAMing practices
look for SPAM relationships
always double SPAM
- Hugo D. Palomares
186.
Do re mi fa SPAM
La ti do. Don’t touch my SPAM
Perfect AuthenSPAM
- Hugo D. Palomares
187.
a pig sees a can
the pig says in a squealing,
“Pete, how do you taste?”
- Doug Krueger
188.
five-seven-then-five
the syllables in SPAM-ku
none call it easy
- Greg Phillips
189.
if of when it SPAMs
then of it of when it SPAMs
nonsense males yum SPAM
- Greg Phillips
190.
even those of smarts
and intellectual homes
are humbled by SPAM
- Greg Phillips
191.
Aar’n Bell, Pimp of SPAM
or the Earl of SPAM-a-lot.
Think of her a girl.
- Greg Phillips
192.
SPAM in A minor.
But which one is it? Wo-ho!
No really. . .which one?
- Josh Logier, (but mainly) Jacob Darling
193. “Sweet tragedy”
SPAM, SPAM on the wall
How I hate to see you fall
I’ll eat off the floor
(Oh, Valumption!)
- Aaron Bell & Cody Loomis
194.
Mister Montoya
Your face is good. But not as
good as SPAM. Wo-ho!
- Adrienne Evenson, Kimberly Mecate & Cynthia Navarro
A SPOEM
I sit on the beach, pencil in hand.
I see some SPAM stuck in the sand.
I was struck with sorrow and then inspiration came –
An inspiration that no man could tame.
It led me to construct this poem I’m writing.
For the respect of SPAM, I am still fighting.
- Knighthawk Boyd
[BACK TO TOP]
137.
A pig sees a can.
He says in a squealing voice,
“Pete? Wow is that you?”
- Doug Krueger
138.
Oh curious SPAM.
Thy saltiness alludes me.
I will try thee yet.
- Cody Loomis
139.
SPAM-ku, this I know. . .
writing of its delicious
nature. . .Oh what fun!
- Greg Phillips
140.
SPAM-ku is hai-ku
written for its majesty,
the king of spiced ham.
- Greg Phillips
141.
Spiced goodness is friend.
And placed atop buttered bread,
a feast for a god.
- Greg Phillips
142.
Maps is SPAM backwards.
Though why we care, I know not.
Doog yrev si maps.
- Greg Phillips
143.
These have been SPAM-ned
From atop my pretty head
In just ten minutes.
- Greg Phillips
144.
I like SPAM a lot.
Still, other people do not.
I do not like them.
- Brenden Paulsen
145.
It’s 2010
And I just finished the SPAM.
Oh no…it is gone!
- Maida Garcia
146.
Piggy screams, “Oh no!”
And now, he has gone missing.
My tummy rumbles.
- Krista Bravo
147.
Use skillets, grill it,
prepare it, eat it, enjoy.
The end of the SPAM.
- Joseph De La Cruz
148.
SPAMmy SPAM goodness
Montoya and I can eat.
SPAM-ku goes great too.
- Matt Muñoz
149.
SPAM, delicious SPAM.
I just found out about you,
So I say, “Woo hoo!”
- Jocelyn Joya & Emily Thompson
150.
My good old pal SPAM.
We used to meet on Sundays
And I prayed for you.
- David Choi
151.
SPAM on a skillet.
Yes, yes, yes we shall grill it!
Good-bye processed pig.
- Alex Rodriguez
152.
I sit in my room,
The scent of SPAM creeping in,
DOWN TO THE KITCHEN!!!
- Knighthawk Boyd
153.
Piggy walks by SPAM
and thinks to himself, “Oh my!
Dear brother has died.”
- Natalia Zamora
154.
Sizzle sizzle pop
Vein-clogging scent fills the room.
Must be choir SPAM day.
- Natalia Zamora
155.
Rip slip sizzle flip
Rip slip sizzle flip gold gold
SPAM cult instructions
- Natalia Zamora
156.
oh SPAM SPAMmy SPAM
SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM
SPAMiddy SPAM SPAM
- Natalia Zamora
157.
SPAM virginity
Lost for all eternity
Lies in piggy’s hands.
- Emily Zubiri
158.
I’m on to college.
Got all my stuff. Time to drive.
NO! Forgot the SPAM!
- Greg Phillips
159.
Sitting counting rocks.
A sudden hunger erupts.
Quick! Pull out the SPAM!
- Greg Phillips
(written in Mr. Crocker’s class)
160.
Waikiki Sunset
Colored uke, sacred fried SPAM
Upon its rice bed
- Mr. Bruce Crocker
161.
SPAM, beautiful SPAM!
I came back from drum-line jail.
SPAM into my mouth.
- Se Hun Jeong
162.
SPAM so freaking fine!
That’s why I’m wasting my time
on trying to rhyme!
- Maida Garcia & Krista Bravo
163.
Yummy SPAMola.
Oh, I wished it cost a dime.
Too bad I’m finished.
- M. Garcia & K. Bravo
164.
Slimy, gooey, SPAM
Can’t resist my taste buds, though!
(“humm”) It’s gone bye-bye
- M. Garcia & K. Bravo
165.
Ode to my SPAM-can
Oh where is the missing key
I cry to myself
- M. Garcia & K. Bravo
166.
SPAM, I need you so
You make me very late, though
I’m tripping on pants
- M. Garcia & K. Bravo
167.
SPAM is terrific
SPAM, slimy when licked, SPAM
tastes another tongue
- Jonathan Sullivan & Mrs. Lorraine Joy Welling
168.
SPAM is in my heart
Deep within the arteries
Totally worth it
- Knighthawk Boyd
169.
I can’t think of one
A haiku able to tell
The greatness of SPAM
- Knighthawk Boyd
170.
Shooby dooby doo
I hope you like my haiku
Of the SPAM I love
- Knighthawk Boyd
171.
I have writer’s block
Please, I need a SPAMedy
For this writing curse
- Knighthawk Boyd
172.
SPAM-a-doodle-doo
In the zoo where the pigs poo
SPAM I wish to chew
- Kelly Knowles, Julie Marines & Ashley Wisniewski
173.
Felt a huge SPAM-quake
SPAM jiggling on the floor
All pigs fell over
- Knowles, Marines & Wisniewski
174.
Love: Pam and Sam are.
They put themselves together
Creating canned SPAM.
- Rachel Babashoff
175.
Five, seven and five
SPAM captured by the haiku
Montoya is wrong
- Jacob Acevedo & Matthew Muñoz
176.
Ambrosia stand down
There is none who can compare
To Rosy Glory
- Bryanna Chrisp
177.
I dreamt about you
O SPAM, come here my darling
Bring joy to my mouth
- Sarah Hwang
178.
I truly love SPAM
Defying orthodontists
Who hate that pink meat
- Jennifer Shedden & Mckenna Leyk
179.
Bongos play loudly.
Everyone wants some SPAM, but
Someone ate it all.
- J. Shedden & M. Leyk
180.
Mmm, when I eat SPAM
Ba-da-ba I’m lovin’ it
Yum yum yum yum SPAM
- Acacia Ayala, Josh Grossman, Jocelyn Joya & Emily Thompson
181.
Do re mi fa SPAM
SPAM is the dominant note
It’s the 3rd partial.
- Kim Mecate & Cynthia Navarro
182.
In the beginning
God loved his own creation
and I pray you, SPAM
- David Choi
183.
I hunger for you
Your sweetness, and salty flub
You alone are SPAM!
- Allysa Campbell
184.
yes sam SPAM I am
no sam ham ate all the SPAM
I must hunt sam down
- Hugo D. Palomares
185.
SPAMing practices
look for SPAM relationships
always double SPAM
- Hugo D. Palomares
186.
Do re mi fa SPAM
La ti do. Don’t touch my SPAM
Perfect AuthenSPAM
- Hugo D. Palomares
187.
a pig sees a can
the pig says in a squealing,
“Pete, how do you taste?”
- Doug Krueger
188.
five-seven-then-five
the syllables in SPAM-ku
none call it easy
- Greg Phillips
189.
if of when it SPAMs
then of it of when it SPAMs
nonsense males yum SPAM
- Greg Phillips
190.
even those of smarts
and intellectual homes
are humbled by SPAM
- Greg Phillips
191.
Aar’n Bell, Pimp of SPAM
or the Earl of SPAM-a-lot.
Think of her a girl.
- Greg Phillips
192.
SPAM in A minor.
But which one is it? Wo-ho!
No really. . .which one?
- Josh Logier, (but mainly) Jacob Darling
193. “Sweet tragedy”
SPAM, SPAM on the wall
How I hate to see you fall
I’ll eat off the floor
(Oh, Valumption!)
- Aaron Bell & Cody Loomis
194.
Mister Montoya
Your face is good. But not as
good as SPAM. Wo-ho!
- Adrienne Evenson, Kimberly Mecate & Cynthia Navarro
A SPOEM
I sit on the beach, pencil in hand.
I see some SPAM stuck in the sand.
I was struck with sorrow and then inspiration came –
An inspiration that no man could tame.
It led me to construct this poem I’m writing.
For the respect of SPAM, I am still fighting.
- Knighthawk Boyd
[BACK TO TOP]
Spring 2011
195.
You ever had SPAM?
Smells good but also tastes good.
SPAM is all that’s good.
- Jesus Gaeta
196.
The hills are alive,
With the sound of SPAM-ku (ahhhh)
…and the smell of it…
- El José Gaeta
197.
I’ve never had SPAM
It smells really kinda strange.
It better taste good!
- Eddie Benedict
(exclamation mark by Jose Gaeta)
198.
Arrowhead morning
Wake up to the sound of SPAM
SPAM/egg burrito.
- Irvin Morales
199.
Huge SPAM thunderstorm!
Many pink blobs from the sky,
All mouths are open.
- Ashley Wisniewski
200.
Piggy in hand cuffs
Her phone was taken from her
She was caught spexting
- Ashley Wisniewski
201.
Sa Re Ga Ma Spahm
I lean in and see bubbles
sizzling dha ni sa
- Elizabeth Hughes
202.
Although pigs can’t fly
They can be thoroughly fried.
SPAM eaten, not tried.
- Matthew Muñoz
203.
Choir listening list:
“Have you ever seen the SPAM?”
“Let’s go to the SPAM.”
- Jennifer Shedden & Nate Carey
204.
SPAM SPAM on the wall
how I’d love to see you fall
…straight onto my plate
- Author Unknown
205. “And He was well pleased”
God created earth
In six days. On the eighth day
He created SPAM.
- Nathan Fernandez
206. “Opposites Attract”
Two star-crossed lovers
SPAMio ant tofu-et
True love at first bite
- Nathan Fernandez
207.
I woke up today
Cans on the floor, bed destroyed .
‘Twas an odd night, SPAM.
- Nathan Fernandez
208.
Longing for the can
I seek desperately for
The pink, slimy SPAM
- Jessica Gonzalez & Heather Pedersen
209.
Walking through the dark
I see quaint can of metal
The light of SPAM shines
- J. Gonzalez & H. Pedersen
210.
SPAM uke camp breakfast
The first good food all weekend
Maple syruped SPAM
- Jennifer Shedden
211.
My bonnie lass she
Cooketh the sizzling SPAM
The SPAM is so burnt
- Jennifer Shedden & Irvin Morales
212.
I lay unconscious
I thought it was all a dream
I woke, red as SPAM
- Rachel Babashoff
213.
Mayan Prophecy:
In the year two-thousand twelve,
There will be no SPAM.
- Kansas Tagai
214.
There are SPAM monsters.
In crypto-SPAMology,
The SPAMquatch is one.
- Kansas Tagai
215.
Jesus could walk on
water, but he could not eat
SPAM. Tough break, big guy.
- Kansas Tagai
216. (NOTE: read like movie trailer)
In the summer of
Two-thousand fifteen. SPAM will
Avenge the fallen
- Kansas Tagai
217.
SPAMology; the
Study of the effects of
SPAM in history.
- Kansas Tagai
218.
Help me, I can’t think!
That delicious smell of meat
Entices me so!
- Maria Trujillo
219.
People brought to fears
Old lady says, “There’s the beef?”
Fresh SPAM sizzling.
- Kevin Gaynor & Jaime Valles
220.
SPAM oh SPAMio
Where for art thou SPAMio
I have knife in hand
- McKenna Leyk
221.
The inner beauty
Open can: insert member
Wham, bam, thank you SPAM
- K. Gaynor & J. Valles
222.
Step 1 open can
Step 2 do all that you can
Step 3 now it’s done
- K. Gaynor & J. Valles
223.
The meanings of life:
1 have fun, 2 live without
regret, 3 try SPAM!!!!!
- K. Gaynor & J. Valles
224.
You find yourself here,
at this choir SPAM-ku party,
have fun and eat SPAM
- K. Gaynor & J. Valles
225.
Oh how I crave you
Oh how I want to taste you
Get inside my mouth
- Adam Guzman
226.
My arteries fall
My stomach past its limits
I will still eat SPAM
- Adam Guzman
227.
Edward SPAMedict
The trumpet section leader
psh... give me a break!
- Mark Garcia-Prieto
228.
I am M. G. P.
Loving SPAM with all my heart.
My heart cries out, “STOP!”
- Mark Garcia-Prieto
229.
Sitting in a tree
While eating is fun until
You drop your dear SPAM
- Jennifer Sullivan
230.
Through the chilling cold
man reaches the store at last.
The SPAM was his light.
- Jennifer Sullivan
231.
Sorrowful mind, please
Brighten a bit. There is still
SPAM to be enjoyed!
- Jennifer Sullivan
232.
Sweet and savory
Delight of my life. How I
Wish I had some SPAM.
- Nicholas Stearns
233.
Over the pink hills
Flying on pigs and eating
Delicious SPAM clouds
- Nicholas Stearns
234.
SPAM-Ku comes from the
Heart – whereas SPAM goes to the
Heart and clogs it up
- Nicholas Stearns
235.
Do not resist now
You must give in and try the
amazing, sweet, SPAM
- Nicholas Stearns
THE SPAM SONG:
Hungry is the world
The best food comes in a can
SPAM is harmony
Salt and spice makes everything nice but in a
Can taste buds go blam
- Author Thankfully Unknown
236.
Do re mi is nice
But SPAM when you slice and fry
Harmonious thirds
- Author Unknown
237.
SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM
SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM,
all day and night long
- Author Unknown
238.
Rainbow of color
SPAM is a beautiful thing
Even when it’s cold
- Author Unknown
239.
Shirts are flashy now
Since real SPAM sincerity
is in your heart now
- Stephen Fowler & Nathan Carey
240.
I’ve never tasted
Preserved pink meat in a can
the meat they call SPAM
- Author Unknown
241.
Through tears and sorrow,
Weeps and cries and yells and screams
I thinketh of SPAM
- Author Unknown
242.
Through darkness and clouds
I smell SPAM, oh SPAM I smell
My stomach grumbles
- Heather Pederson & Jessica Gonzales
243.
Deep within the can
Pink goddess, crisp resident
She waiteth for grill
- Bryanna Chrisp
244.
It is gales pretense:
SPAM by any other name:
“LITE” doth taste like crap
- Bryanna Chrisp
(assisted by McKenna Leyk)
245.
Oh happy dagger!
for my love, incision make
into salty meat.
- Bryanna Chrisp
246.
SPAM-ku, I love you.
Now, think of a second line.
Bacon is better.
- Author Unknown
247.
What will happen now?
When all the SPAM is destroyed?
My thoughts: suicide.
- Author Unknown
248. to 252.
[Italy]
Poking at the meat
Confusion in the gold eyes
‘Doitsy! What’s this stuff?’
[England and child America]
Little feet draw close
Petite hands reaching upwards
to receive the meat
[Prussia]
Standing way up high
atop the pinkish tower
Basking in awesome
[Russia]
Sacred eye glazer
Instinct to run forgotten
SPAM now, run later
[Romano]
Glaring at the meat
curl bouncing furiously
“What in the hell, Spain?!”
- Kelsey McHale & Nicholas Stearns
[BACK TO TOP]
195.
You ever had SPAM?
Smells good but also tastes good.
SPAM is all that’s good.
- Jesus Gaeta
196.
The hills are alive,
With the sound of SPAM-ku (ahhhh)
…and the smell of it…
- El José Gaeta
197.
I’ve never had SPAM
It smells really kinda strange.
It better taste good!
- Eddie Benedict
(exclamation mark by Jose Gaeta)
198.
Arrowhead morning
Wake up to the sound of SPAM
SPAM/egg burrito.
- Irvin Morales
199.
Huge SPAM thunderstorm!
Many pink blobs from the sky,
All mouths are open.
- Ashley Wisniewski
200.
Piggy in hand cuffs
Her phone was taken from her
She was caught spexting
- Ashley Wisniewski
201.
Sa Re Ga Ma Spahm
I lean in and see bubbles
sizzling dha ni sa
- Elizabeth Hughes
202.
Although pigs can’t fly
They can be thoroughly fried.
SPAM eaten, not tried.
- Matthew Muñoz
203.
Choir listening list:
“Have you ever seen the SPAM?”
“Let’s go to the SPAM.”
- Jennifer Shedden & Nate Carey
204.
SPAM SPAM on the wall
how I’d love to see you fall
…straight onto my plate
- Author Unknown
205. “And He was well pleased”
God created earth
In six days. On the eighth day
He created SPAM.
- Nathan Fernandez
206. “Opposites Attract”
Two star-crossed lovers
SPAMio ant tofu-et
True love at first bite
- Nathan Fernandez
207.
I woke up today
Cans on the floor, bed destroyed .
‘Twas an odd night, SPAM.
- Nathan Fernandez
208.
Longing for the can
I seek desperately for
The pink, slimy SPAM
- Jessica Gonzalez & Heather Pedersen
209.
Walking through the dark
I see quaint can of metal
The light of SPAM shines
- J. Gonzalez & H. Pedersen
210.
SPAM uke camp breakfast
The first good food all weekend
Maple syruped SPAM
- Jennifer Shedden
211.
My bonnie lass she
Cooketh the sizzling SPAM
The SPAM is so burnt
- Jennifer Shedden & Irvin Morales
212.
I lay unconscious
I thought it was all a dream
I woke, red as SPAM
- Rachel Babashoff
213.
Mayan Prophecy:
In the year two-thousand twelve,
There will be no SPAM.
- Kansas Tagai
214.
There are SPAM monsters.
In crypto-SPAMology,
The SPAMquatch is one.
- Kansas Tagai
215.
Jesus could walk on
water, but he could not eat
SPAM. Tough break, big guy.
- Kansas Tagai
216. (NOTE: read like movie trailer)
In the summer of
Two-thousand fifteen. SPAM will
Avenge the fallen
- Kansas Tagai
217.
SPAMology; the
Study of the effects of
SPAM in history.
- Kansas Tagai
218.
Help me, I can’t think!
That delicious smell of meat
Entices me so!
- Maria Trujillo
219.
People brought to fears
Old lady says, “There’s the beef?”
Fresh SPAM sizzling.
- Kevin Gaynor & Jaime Valles
220.
SPAM oh SPAMio
Where for art thou SPAMio
I have knife in hand
- McKenna Leyk
221.
The inner beauty
Open can: insert member
Wham, bam, thank you SPAM
- K. Gaynor & J. Valles
222.
Step 1 open can
Step 2 do all that you can
Step 3 now it’s done
- K. Gaynor & J. Valles
223.
The meanings of life:
1 have fun, 2 live without
regret, 3 try SPAM!!!!!
- K. Gaynor & J. Valles
224.
You find yourself here,
at this choir SPAM-ku party,
have fun and eat SPAM
- K. Gaynor & J. Valles
225.
Oh how I crave you
Oh how I want to taste you
Get inside my mouth
- Adam Guzman
226.
My arteries fall
My stomach past its limits
I will still eat SPAM
- Adam Guzman
227.
Edward SPAMedict
The trumpet section leader
psh... give me a break!
- Mark Garcia-Prieto
228.
I am M. G. P.
Loving SPAM with all my heart.
My heart cries out, “STOP!”
- Mark Garcia-Prieto
229.
Sitting in a tree
While eating is fun until
You drop your dear SPAM
- Jennifer Sullivan
230.
Through the chilling cold
man reaches the store at last.
The SPAM was his light.
- Jennifer Sullivan
231.
Sorrowful mind, please
Brighten a bit. There is still
SPAM to be enjoyed!
- Jennifer Sullivan
232.
Sweet and savory
Delight of my life. How I
Wish I had some SPAM.
- Nicholas Stearns
233.
Over the pink hills
Flying on pigs and eating
Delicious SPAM clouds
- Nicholas Stearns
234.
SPAM-Ku comes from the
Heart – whereas SPAM goes to the
Heart and clogs it up
- Nicholas Stearns
235.
Do not resist now
You must give in and try the
amazing, sweet, SPAM
- Nicholas Stearns
THE SPAM SONG:
Hungry is the world
The best food comes in a can
SPAM is harmony
Salt and spice makes everything nice but in a
Can taste buds go blam
- Author Thankfully Unknown
236.
Do re mi is nice
But SPAM when you slice and fry
Harmonious thirds
- Author Unknown
237.
SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM
SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM,
all day and night long
- Author Unknown
238.
Rainbow of color
SPAM is a beautiful thing
Even when it’s cold
- Author Unknown
239.
Shirts are flashy now
Since real SPAM sincerity
is in your heart now
- Stephen Fowler & Nathan Carey
240.
I’ve never tasted
Preserved pink meat in a can
the meat they call SPAM
- Author Unknown
241.
Through tears and sorrow,
Weeps and cries and yells and screams
I thinketh of SPAM
- Author Unknown
242.
Through darkness and clouds
I smell SPAM, oh SPAM I smell
My stomach grumbles
- Heather Pederson & Jessica Gonzales
243.
Deep within the can
Pink goddess, crisp resident
She waiteth for grill
- Bryanna Chrisp
244.
It is gales pretense:
SPAM by any other name:
“LITE” doth taste like crap
- Bryanna Chrisp
(assisted by McKenna Leyk)
245.
Oh happy dagger!
for my love, incision make
into salty meat.
- Bryanna Chrisp
246.
SPAM-ku, I love you.
Now, think of a second line.
Bacon is better.
- Author Unknown
247.
What will happen now?
When all the SPAM is destroyed?
My thoughts: suicide.
- Author Unknown
248. to 252.
[Italy]
Poking at the meat
Confusion in the gold eyes
‘Doitsy! What’s this stuff?’
[England and child America]
Little feet draw close
Petite hands reaching upwards
to receive the meat
[Prussia]
Standing way up high
atop the pinkish tower
Basking in awesome
[Russia]
Sacred eye glazer
Instinct to run forgotten
SPAM now, run later
[Romano]
Glaring at the meat
curl bouncing furiously
“What in the hell, Spain?!”
- Kelsey McHale & Nicholas Stearns
[BACK TO TOP]
Spring 2012
A SPAM MAXIM:
If people say you are what you eat,
then SPAM I AM!!!
- Dr. Seuss & Juan A. Canales
253.
“Dominant Sevenths
Resolve down,” CPP states.
But SPAM lifts me up.
- Stephen Fowler
254.
Tears roll down my cheek.
I am heartbroken, destroyed.
SOMEONE ATE MY SPAM!
- Frankie T. Tang
255. “An Anti-SPAM-Ku”
It’s like wet cat food.
Vegetarian terror.
Not even real meat.
- Author Unknown
256.
SPAM, Just wrote to say
You’ve been on my mind all day
Can’t wait for dinner!
- Makenna Mason
257. (Vegetarian SPAM-ku #5, see 255.)
I used to love SPAM
But now a vegan I am
Have you tofu SPAM?
- Sara De Nolf
(w/a little help from Montoya)
258.
We have seen a cloud
As fluffy as whippéd SPAM.
Pues, SPAM rain cometh!
- Bryanna Boo, LizziLoo & Elizabeth Hughes
259.
The passing six-four
Fills in a melodic third.
Yummy SPAM fills me.
- Jen Shedden
260.
Checking food supplies
I find one lone can of SPAM
If zombies, it’s mine
- Jen Shedden
261.
SPAM is so tender!!!
SPAM loves everyone and me!!!
But not Mark you see!!!
- Author Unknown (about MGP?)
262.
SPAM is my true love…
For it comes from up above
So give it a chance…
- Author Unknown
263.
At last, SPAM was found
By a man named Montoya…
Now, he must teach SPAM…
- Author Unknown (about MGP?)
264.
Who does not like SPAM?
Mark, well he’s a nobody!!!
So why not try it?
- Jaime Valles
265.
SPAM-ku, I love you.
Now, think of a second line.
Bacon is better.
- Madison Heinemeyer & Jordan Di Donato
266.
SPAM in the pantry.
With Monday, hairy afro
I found SPAM-cente.
- M. Heinemeyer & J. Di Donato (about Vicente Torrijos)
267.
What will happen now?
When all the SPAM is destroyed?
My thoughts; suicide.
- M. Heinemeyer & J. Di Donato
268.
Moutain Dew and SPAM.
Sure thing for a heart attack.
Defibrilation.
- M. Heinemeyer & J. Di Donato
269.
SPAM in my mustache.
Pink fuzzies tickle my face.
I will not shave it.
- M. Heinemeyer & J. Di Donato
270.
Where is all my SPAM?
I was saving it for lunch.
Have YOU eaten it?
- Nicholas Stearns
271. “From Yesteryear”
The jig is up, see…
The SPAM-Ku book has been found.
Another case solved.
- Montoya & Gutierrez
272.
SPAM with scrambled eggs
Oh salty meat for breakfast
Give me some fried rice
- Author Unknown
273.
Pop that can of pink
Meat as SPAMmie goop oozes
Out and get that fork
- Author Unknown
274.
Too lazy to make
Lunch. Grab that can of pink meat.
Fry it up crunchy.
- Author Unknown
275.
SPAM the wonder meat
Oh, give me that salty treat
Like a cat in heat
- Author Unknown
276.
Ignorance struck me
When SPAM came up to greet me
I should have listened
- Christian Peñuelas
277.
It’s better than ham
The wonderous mystery
Sweeter than honey
- Daniel Estrella
278.
Oh these pink products!
What part of the pig is it?
Will we ever know?
- Daniel Estrella
279.
Zombies like the SPAM
Better than guts for undead
Yes cholesterol
- Author Unknown
280.
SPAM is what I see
SPAM will be my destiny
SPAM you are my need
- Robert Salazar
281.
Hey what’s that fiddle
Put some SPAM on that griddle
Because I love SPAM
- Robert Salazar
282.
Vienna Sausage
And SPAM shelter in mystic
Cryptic clear jelly
- Mr. Bruce Crocker
283.
SPAM’s succulent smell
Will make all of our tummys
Growl SPAMtastic’ly
- Lizeth Navarro
284.
I said, “I love you…”
“I will never cheat on you…”
But then I met SPAM.
- Jaime Valles
285.
I love me some SPAM
The SPAM I love loves me too
Let’s all eat some SPAM
- Sarah Valencia
286.
Kill the SPAM hater
For he is not a real man
Unless he loves SPAM
- Jacob Hosmer
287.
SPAM I can’t open.
It’s the SPAM I want the most.
Break this can, let’s eat!
- Vanessa Olivarez
288.
Like a cadential
Six-four resolution, SPAM
Resolves in tummy.
- Frankii Tang
289.
Mouth-watering taste
Succulent and delightful
My life and my love
- Markus Armijo, Owen Ramirez & Robert Rodriguez
290.
Mouth-watering pork
Drooling over the great taste
SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM!!!!
- Author Unknown
291.
SPAM is great for souls.
Maybe not for the body,
But the soul controls.
- Mark Garcia-Prieto
292.
God so loved the world
He gave his only SPAM can
That hearts may give out
- Author Unknown
293.
Kings and pharohs both,
Praise the unnatural pork,
SPAM on golden plate
- Andrew Hernandez & Ashley Wisniewski
294.
All pigs run squealing.
The boys and girls lick their lips.
SPAM-ku has begun.
- A. Hernandez & A. Wisniewski
295.
The saltiest kiss
SPAM sizzling all around
True love at first SPAM
- A. Hernandez & A. Wisniewski
296. “SPAM lover, Meat hater” (Veg S-ku #6)
I cannot eat SPAM.
I need to find an answer.
Is there SPAM tofu?
- Deiysi Garcia & Jordan (who?)
297.
All the love of SPAM
Cannot be contained in a
Very little can
- Vincent Castagliola
298.
As on the third day
From the heavens the Lord said
So shall there be SPAM
- Vincent Castagliola
299.
SPAM is king of meals
SPAM breakfast, SPAM lunch, SPAM din
SPAM is good for soul
- Kevin Michael Gaynor & Darrell Midelle Schreihart
300.
May we all show it
Though we may not know it yet
Show SPAMcerity.
- K. Gaynor & D. Schreihart
301.
My love is for SPAM
The taste of SPAM is my heart
SPAM is my first love
- Brittney Loraine Valles, Juliana Marie Vega, & Jessica Anne Ford
302.
Awesome package deal
Matt and I are stuck like glue
Unless there is SPAM
- Adam Guzman (about Matt Muñoz)
303.
SPAM…the sweet pork chow.
Oh my god I want it bad.
Get into my mouth!
- Adam Guzman
304.
The twinkie of meat;
Will survive nuclear war,
-artery clogging
- Adam Guzman
305.
We love to eat SPAM.
SPAM is SPAM is SPAM is SPAM
SPAM is the best thing
- Emily Marie Gonzalez, Adrian Espino & Celina F. Rodriguez
306.
SPAMelele plays
The sweet harmonies of SPAM
Sizzling on the grill
- Christian Ortiz & Jen Shedden
307.
Love is like some SPAM
You feel warm inside, just like,
I feel with my Sam!
- Nathan Carey
308. “Future Choir President”
“What shall we name her?”
The baby piglet looked square.
“She’ll be SPAMantha!”
- SPAM Stapish-Higa
309.
SPAM is very great –
Best invention of mankind
Where can I get some?
- Joshua Salgado
310.
Roses are red, birds
Fly south, and the day is sweet
With SPAM in your teeth.
- Rowan LeVan
311.
SPAM never-taster
Wonders of what soon awaits
Don’t make me vomit!
- Ofelia Sanchez & Marissa Sorensen
312.
Good, bad, I don’t know
Hope I like SPAM, what if not?
Suicidal thoughts…
- O. Sanchez & M. Sorensen
313.
Working nine to five
Just so that I can survive
With SPAM in my life
- Alex Saunders
314.
Guitar-playing SPAM.
He plays as good as he tastes.
All his notes are bass.
- Ethan Monroy & Samuel Carrillo
315.
A small pink meat block
Sizzling on the hot pan
Soon to be eaten
- Kelsey McHale
316.
Little rose angel
Descending from the heavens
Presents me with SPAM
- Kelsey McHale
317.
Oink, oink, little pig
Your legs can run for miles
But you cannot hide
- Kelsey McHale
318.
SPAM, Oh my god, SPAM
Let’s eat this little piggy!
We must feast. Hail SPAM!
- Alex Vazquez & Felicia Garcia
319.
The SPAM said, “Hello
My name is SPAMmy, dear sir –
And then I ate him.
- Nicholas Stearns
320.
Sale at the market
SPAM for sale! SPAM! SPAM! And I
Head straight to the cans
- Nicholas Stearns
321.
Lovely luncheon loaf
Sweet, savory, salty SPAM
And now I’m hungry
- Nicholas Stearns
322. to 331. “I’m Waving My SPAM in the Wind”
Rectangular Slab.
A tasty mesh of meat and…
Uhhh, what’s this made of?
Ingredients; Pork,
Steak, egg whites, turtle oil, and
Marrow, shark fins, salt.
Sushi; enough said.
Thin mints frozen; enough said.
Fried SPAM; enough said.
Beef Jerky is dry,
Chips are sharp and yogurt bland.
SPAM is king of snacks.
Hawai’i is peace.
Hawai’ian people love SPAM.
Eating SPAM is peace.
Your life is over.
You ascend with the angels.
They are eating SPAM.
Spears at the doorway,
Shrunken heads on the mantle,
SPAM on the table.
Huddled all around,
With a fresh killed SPAMtalope,
Lions fill their guts.
Words of the Shaman.:
“For all questions in your life,
SPAM is the answer.”
Nineteen-seventy,
Vietnam soldiers revolt.
They are out of SPAM.
- Author Unknown
[BACK TO TOP]
A SPAM MAXIM:
If people say you are what you eat,
then SPAM I AM!!!
- Dr. Seuss & Juan A. Canales
253.
“Dominant Sevenths
Resolve down,” CPP states.
But SPAM lifts me up.
- Stephen Fowler
254.
Tears roll down my cheek.
I am heartbroken, destroyed.
SOMEONE ATE MY SPAM!
- Frankie T. Tang
255. “An Anti-SPAM-Ku”
It’s like wet cat food.
Vegetarian terror.
Not even real meat.
- Author Unknown
256.
SPAM, Just wrote to say
You’ve been on my mind all day
Can’t wait for dinner!
- Makenna Mason
257. (Vegetarian SPAM-ku #5, see 255.)
I used to love SPAM
But now a vegan I am
Have you tofu SPAM?
- Sara De Nolf
(w/a little help from Montoya)
258.
We have seen a cloud
As fluffy as whippéd SPAM.
Pues, SPAM rain cometh!
- Bryanna Boo, LizziLoo & Elizabeth Hughes
259.
The passing six-four
Fills in a melodic third.
Yummy SPAM fills me.
- Jen Shedden
260.
Checking food supplies
I find one lone can of SPAM
If zombies, it’s mine
- Jen Shedden
261.
SPAM is so tender!!!
SPAM loves everyone and me!!!
But not Mark you see!!!
- Author Unknown (about MGP?)
262.
SPAM is my true love…
For it comes from up above
So give it a chance…
- Author Unknown
263.
At last, SPAM was found
By a man named Montoya…
Now, he must teach SPAM…
- Author Unknown (about MGP?)
264.
Who does not like SPAM?
Mark, well he’s a nobody!!!
So why not try it?
- Jaime Valles
265.
SPAM-ku, I love you.
Now, think of a second line.
Bacon is better.
- Madison Heinemeyer & Jordan Di Donato
266.
SPAM in the pantry.
With Monday, hairy afro
I found SPAM-cente.
- M. Heinemeyer & J. Di Donato (about Vicente Torrijos)
267.
What will happen now?
When all the SPAM is destroyed?
My thoughts; suicide.
- M. Heinemeyer & J. Di Donato
268.
Moutain Dew and SPAM.
Sure thing for a heart attack.
Defibrilation.
- M. Heinemeyer & J. Di Donato
269.
SPAM in my mustache.
Pink fuzzies tickle my face.
I will not shave it.
- M. Heinemeyer & J. Di Donato
270.
Where is all my SPAM?
I was saving it for lunch.
Have YOU eaten it?
- Nicholas Stearns
271. “From Yesteryear”
The jig is up, see…
The SPAM-Ku book has been found.
Another case solved.
- Montoya & Gutierrez
272.
SPAM with scrambled eggs
Oh salty meat for breakfast
Give me some fried rice
- Author Unknown
273.
Pop that can of pink
Meat as SPAMmie goop oozes
Out and get that fork
- Author Unknown
274.
Too lazy to make
Lunch. Grab that can of pink meat.
Fry it up crunchy.
- Author Unknown
275.
SPAM the wonder meat
Oh, give me that salty treat
Like a cat in heat
- Author Unknown
276.
Ignorance struck me
When SPAM came up to greet me
I should have listened
- Christian Peñuelas
277.
It’s better than ham
The wonderous mystery
Sweeter than honey
- Daniel Estrella
278.
Oh these pink products!
What part of the pig is it?
Will we ever know?
- Daniel Estrella
279.
Zombies like the SPAM
Better than guts for undead
Yes cholesterol
- Author Unknown
280.
SPAM is what I see
SPAM will be my destiny
SPAM you are my need
- Robert Salazar
281.
Hey what’s that fiddle
Put some SPAM on that griddle
Because I love SPAM
- Robert Salazar
282.
Vienna Sausage
And SPAM shelter in mystic
Cryptic clear jelly
- Mr. Bruce Crocker
283.
SPAM’s succulent smell
Will make all of our tummys
Growl SPAMtastic’ly
- Lizeth Navarro
284.
I said, “I love you…”
“I will never cheat on you…”
But then I met SPAM.
- Jaime Valles
285.
I love me some SPAM
The SPAM I love loves me too
Let’s all eat some SPAM
- Sarah Valencia
286.
Kill the SPAM hater
For he is not a real man
Unless he loves SPAM
- Jacob Hosmer
287.
SPAM I can’t open.
It’s the SPAM I want the most.
Break this can, let’s eat!
- Vanessa Olivarez
288.
Like a cadential
Six-four resolution, SPAM
Resolves in tummy.
- Frankii Tang
289.
Mouth-watering taste
Succulent and delightful
My life and my love
- Markus Armijo, Owen Ramirez & Robert Rodriguez
290.
Mouth-watering pork
Drooling over the great taste
SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM!!!!
- Author Unknown
291.
SPAM is great for souls.
Maybe not for the body,
But the soul controls.
- Mark Garcia-Prieto
292.
God so loved the world
He gave his only SPAM can
That hearts may give out
- Author Unknown
293.
Kings and pharohs both,
Praise the unnatural pork,
SPAM on golden plate
- Andrew Hernandez & Ashley Wisniewski
294.
All pigs run squealing.
The boys and girls lick their lips.
SPAM-ku has begun.
- A. Hernandez & A. Wisniewski
295.
The saltiest kiss
SPAM sizzling all around
True love at first SPAM
- A. Hernandez & A. Wisniewski
296. “SPAM lover, Meat hater” (Veg S-ku #6)
I cannot eat SPAM.
I need to find an answer.
Is there SPAM tofu?
- Deiysi Garcia & Jordan (who?)
297.
All the love of SPAM
Cannot be contained in a
Very little can
- Vincent Castagliola
298.
As on the third day
From the heavens the Lord said
So shall there be SPAM
- Vincent Castagliola
299.
SPAM is king of meals
SPAM breakfast, SPAM lunch, SPAM din
SPAM is good for soul
- Kevin Michael Gaynor & Darrell Midelle Schreihart
300.
May we all show it
Though we may not know it yet
Show SPAMcerity.
- K. Gaynor & D. Schreihart
301.
My love is for SPAM
The taste of SPAM is my heart
SPAM is my first love
- Brittney Loraine Valles, Juliana Marie Vega, & Jessica Anne Ford
302.
Awesome package deal
Matt and I are stuck like glue
Unless there is SPAM
- Adam Guzman (about Matt Muñoz)
303.
SPAM…the sweet pork chow.
Oh my god I want it bad.
Get into my mouth!
- Adam Guzman
304.
The twinkie of meat;
Will survive nuclear war,
-artery clogging
- Adam Guzman
305.
We love to eat SPAM.
SPAM is SPAM is SPAM is SPAM
SPAM is the best thing
- Emily Marie Gonzalez, Adrian Espino & Celina F. Rodriguez
306.
SPAMelele plays
The sweet harmonies of SPAM
Sizzling on the grill
- Christian Ortiz & Jen Shedden
307.
Love is like some SPAM
You feel warm inside, just like,
I feel with my Sam!
- Nathan Carey
308. “Future Choir President”
“What shall we name her?”
The baby piglet looked square.
“She’ll be SPAMantha!”
- SPAM Stapish-Higa
309.
SPAM is very great –
Best invention of mankind
Where can I get some?
- Joshua Salgado
310.
Roses are red, birds
Fly south, and the day is sweet
With SPAM in your teeth.
- Rowan LeVan
311.
SPAM never-taster
Wonders of what soon awaits
Don’t make me vomit!
- Ofelia Sanchez & Marissa Sorensen
312.
Good, bad, I don’t know
Hope I like SPAM, what if not?
Suicidal thoughts…
- O. Sanchez & M. Sorensen
313.
Working nine to five
Just so that I can survive
With SPAM in my life
- Alex Saunders
314.
Guitar-playing SPAM.
He plays as good as he tastes.
All his notes are bass.
- Ethan Monroy & Samuel Carrillo
315.
A small pink meat block
Sizzling on the hot pan
Soon to be eaten
- Kelsey McHale
316.
Little rose angel
Descending from the heavens
Presents me with SPAM
- Kelsey McHale
317.
Oink, oink, little pig
Your legs can run for miles
But you cannot hide
- Kelsey McHale
318.
SPAM, Oh my god, SPAM
Let’s eat this little piggy!
We must feast. Hail SPAM!
- Alex Vazquez & Felicia Garcia
319.
The SPAM said, “Hello
My name is SPAMmy, dear sir –
And then I ate him.
- Nicholas Stearns
320.
Sale at the market
SPAM for sale! SPAM! SPAM! And I
Head straight to the cans
- Nicholas Stearns
321.
Lovely luncheon loaf
Sweet, savory, salty SPAM
And now I’m hungry
- Nicholas Stearns
322. to 331. “I’m Waving My SPAM in the Wind”
Rectangular Slab.
A tasty mesh of meat and…
Uhhh, what’s this made of?
Ingredients; Pork,
Steak, egg whites, turtle oil, and
Marrow, shark fins, salt.
Sushi; enough said.
Thin mints frozen; enough said.
Fried SPAM; enough said.
Beef Jerky is dry,
Chips are sharp and yogurt bland.
SPAM is king of snacks.
Hawai’i is peace.
Hawai’ian people love SPAM.
Eating SPAM is peace.
Your life is over.
You ascend with the angels.
They are eating SPAM.
Spears at the doorway,
Shrunken heads on the mantle,
SPAM on the table.
Huddled all around,
With a fresh killed SPAMtalope,
Lions fill their guts.
Words of the Shaman.:
“For all questions in your life,
SPAM is the answer.”
Nineteen-seventy,
Vietnam soldiers revolt.
They are out of SPAM.
- Author Unknown
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Spring 2013
332.
Hungry for passion
Held your hand and stared within
In your soul found SPAM
- Berenice Gonzalez
333.
What the heck is SPAM?
Can it grow limbs or some hands?
It’s a mystery.
- Hana Qader
334.-338.
My project is late
I rake my brain for something
SPAM will save my grade
The end is here now
For the golden Twinkie treats
But SPAM still lives strong
The beast is hissing
Its sweet perfume in the air
Fried SPAM sandwiches
The can holds you tight
The seal is slowly fading
Oh the sweet release
My time is done now
SPAM-ku will be gone for now
But it will return
- Kevin Gaynor
339.
SPAM’s glory abounds
In awe the mountains tremble
The SPAM has spoken.
- Bethany Marshburn
340.
50 pounds of SPAM
s I watched the monster grow
It was too much, Bro.
- German Mendoza
341.
Montoya likes SPAM
Can you not see that it’s true?
He loves SPAM, you fool!
- Sylvia Meda
342.
SPAMES muy rico
Lo comes engordas
Ni modo gordis
- Sylvia Meda
343.
Dicen Que Gs SPAM?
Un pedaso de Puerco
Ay wakatela?
- Sylvia Meda
344.
I am at this party
The ceremonies of SPAM
Waiting to enjoy.
- Juan Canales
345.
I can smell the SPAM
Andrew is now cooking it
And now I’ll have some
- Juan Canales
346.
Sizzle! SPAM! Sizzle!
Tummy shall digest you now
Where did you all go?
- Hannah Bachrach
347.
When you check your mail
All you ever see is SPAM
Sadly not canned SPAM
- Tristen Urban
348.
One stick, two stick, three
Two button black, four stick more,
Little SPAM canine.
- Kelsey Mc Hale
349.
One stick, two stick, three
Your SPAM shall belong to me
Munched deliciously.
- Kelsey Mc Hale & Vince Castagliola
350.
Vader has some SPAM
He leaves it so well guarded
Stormtrooper’s delight.
- Kelsey Mc Hale & Vince Castagliola
351.
Eraser meets SPAM
Both pink, both rectangular
Maybe they’re brothers.
- Kelsey Mc Hale
352.
Qui-gon is cut down
Obi-wan wants some revenge
He takes Darth Maul’s SPAM
- Vince Castagliola
353.
You never-taster!
You miss out the Great-Goodness!
Shoves spoon into throat.
- Berenice Gonzalez & Mark Garcia-Prieto
354.
Can and spoon in hand
The hour of worship is near.
We thank you God!
- Berenice Gonzalez & Mark Garcia- Prieto
355.
Berenice really?
The S-PAM never taster
Why Berenice!
- Berenice Gonzalez & Mark Garcia-Prieto
356.
SPAM SPAM SPAM I am
You at me you love me SPAM
I’m being eaten
- Stephanie Longo & Sylvia Meda
357.
Montoya eats SPAM
He sings SPAM sincerity
What would his wife do?
- Stephanie Longo & Sylvia Meda
358.
Task of grilling SPAM
Smell is so tantalizing
Sharing’s for losers
- Ashley Wisniewski & Andrew Hernandez
359.
Lust is in the air
All eyes staring greedily
Naked SPAM frying
- Ashley Wisniewski & Andrew Hernandez
360.
SPAM-ku being read
In one ear out the other
My mind is on SPAM
- Ashley Wisniewski & Andrew Hernandez
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332.
Hungry for passion
Held your hand and stared within
In your soul found SPAM
- Berenice Gonzalez
333.
What the heck is SPAM?
Can it grow limbs or some hands?
It’s a mystery.
- Hana Qader
334.-338.
My project is late
I rake my brain for something
SPAM will save my grade
The end is here now
For the golden Twinkie treats
But SPAM still lives strong
The beast is hissing
Its sweet perfume in the air
Fried SPAM sandwiches
The can holds you tight
The seal is slowly fading
Oh the sweet release
My time is done now
SPAM-ku will be gone for now
But it will return
- Kevin Gaynor
339.
SPAM’s glory abounds
In awe the mountains tremble
The SPAM has spoken.
- Bethany Marshburn
340.
50 pounds of SPAM
s I watched the monster grow
It was too much, Bro.
- German Mendoza
341.
Montoya likes SPAM
Can you not see that it’s true?
He loves SPAM, you fool!
- Sylvia Meda
342.
SPAMES muy rico
Lo comes engordas
Ni modo gordis
- Sylvia Meda
343.
Dicen Que Gs SPAM?
Un pedaso de Puerco
Ay wakatela?
- Sylvia Meda
344.
I am at this party
The ceremonies of SPAM
Waiting to enjoy.
- Juan Canales
345.
I can smell the SPAM
Andrew is now cooking it
And now I’ll have some
- Juan Canales
346.
Sizzle! SPAM! Sizzle!
Tummy shall digest you now
Where did you all go?
- Hannah Bachrach
347.
When you check your mail
All you ever see is SPAM
Sadly not canned SPAM
- Tristen Urban
348.
One stick, two stick, three
Two button black, four stick more,
Little SPAM canine.
- Kelsey Mc Hale
349.
One stick, two stick, three
Your SPAM shall belong to me
Munched deliciously.
- Kelsey Mc Hale & Vince Castagliola
350.
Vader has some SPAM
He leaves it so well guarded
Stormtrooper’s delight.
- Kelsey Mc Hale & Vince Castagliola
351.
Eraser meets SPAM
Both pink, both rectangular
Maybe they’re brothers.
- Kelsey Mc Hale
352.
Qui-gon is cut down
Obi-wan wants some revenge
He takes Darth Maul’s SPAM
- Vince Castagliola
353.
You never-taster!
You miss out the Great-Goodness!
Shoves spoon into throat.
- Berenice Gonzalez & Mark Garcia-Prieto
354.
Can and spoon in hand
The hour of worship is near.
We thank you God!
- Berenice Gonzalez & Mark Garcia- Prieto
355.
Berenice really?
The S-PAM never taster
Why Berenice!
- Berenice Gonzalez & Mark Garcia-Prieto
356.
SPAM SPAM SPAM I am
You at me you love me SPAM
I’m being eaten
- Stephanie Longo & Sylvia Meda
357.
Montoya eats SPAM
He sings SPAM sincerity
What would his wife do?
- Stephanie Longo & Sylvia Meda
358.
Task of grilling SPAM
Smell is so tantalizing
Sharing’s for losers
- Ashley Wisniewski & Andrew Hernandez
359.
Lust is in the air
All eyes staring greedily
Naked SPAM frying
- Ashley Wisniewski & Andrew Hernandez
360.
SPAM-ku being read
In one ear out the other
My mind is on SPAM
- Ashley Wisniewski & Andrew Hernandez
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Winter 2014
361. “I Am the Lover’s Name”
If I am what loves,
Call me by my lover’s name!
Sam? So close. “The SPAM!”
- Andrew Hernandez
1-9-14
362.
Bus takes us away
To a place of romancing. . .
To SPAM Francisco.
- Andrew Hernandez
1/16/14, 7:42 PM
(on the bus to San Fran.)
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361. “I Am the Lover’s Name”
If I am what loves,
Call me by my lover’s name!
Sam? So close. “The SPAM!”
- Andrew Hernandez
1-9-14
362.
Bus takes us away
To a place of romancing. . .
To SPAM Francisco.
- Andrew Hernandez
1/16/14, 7:42 PM
(on the bus to San Fran.)
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Spring 2014
363.
¿Donde está SPAM?
SPAM está en el baño.
Me encanta SPAM.
- Ryan O’Connor
364.
What would you call SPAM?
I call it amazingness
In a little can.
- Andrew Hernandez
365.
SPAM, fried to a crisp
Tantilizes my tastebuds.
More MSG please!
- Rowan Le Van & Kendall Stephens
366. “The Search for the Perfect SPAM”
Searching for the one
But each one seems so perfect
Can’t I have them all?
- Ofelia Sanchez & Jennifer Sullivan
367. “The SPAM Knight”
On the SPAM labels
You see a mighty SPAM knight.
He is SPAMalot.
- Author Unknown
368.
Less sodium SPAM?!
“I politely decline,” says
David Montoya.
- Hannah Bachrach
369.
Shoosh, hush no more SPAM.
It can bring tears to a man.
I wish they had SPAM.
- Keith Clark
370.
I wake up each day
With a sad look on my face
Until I have SPAM
- Keith Clark
371. “Not SPAM!”
Mom gives me meat loaf
I find out and then I say,
“It is not SPAM Mom.”
- Jaysson Yriarte
372. “Thank You Can!”
You vile, evil, can!
But, I realize this now,
You keep my SPAM clear!
- Jaysson Yriarte
373. “In Love with SPAM”
Someone is SPAM drunk
It is like being love drunk
But In love with SPAM
- Roshelle K. Picado
374. “Those Notes”
Do Re Mi Fa SPAM
La Ti Do Ti La SPAM Fa
Musical SPAM notes
- Roshelle Picado
375. “SPAM Parties”
Mr. Montoya
Loves his SPAM so much
He makes SPAM parties
- Roshelle Picado
376. “god SPAM”
And god split the bread
But blessed the SPAM first because
Sss - ppp - aaa - mmm - mmm!
- Roshelle Picado
377.
All of this is weird
And yet we come every year.
Why do we do this?
- Emily Marsh
378.
Hey I just met you.
This is crazy! Eat some SPAM
And call me maybe.
- Betsy Hosier
379. “SPAM Prayer”
Thank you Jesus for
SPAM; bless those without, in your
name we pray. Amen.
- Sierra Bakomitros
380.
Luxurious SPAM
You make my clay so shiny
SPAM you are my love
- Lesley Flores & Elizabeth Palomo
381.
SPAM; it drips and leaks
All over the choir room
As we smell the taste
- Elizabeth Palomo & Lesley Flores
382.
Wow, pow, zow, bam, SPAM
Can you believe it is SPAM
Better than canned hash
- Bekjan Djaparov
383.
SPAM is all I love.
SPAM is all of what I am.
SPAM?! More than a can.
- Joshua Melara
384.
I have not tried SPAM
But SPAM has tried me today
And now we can be!
- Alexis Perez
385.
2 +2 is 4
Knocking at your chamber door
Oh wait, its just SPAM
- Tristan Zubiate
386.
SPAM is what I love.
I wish I could marry it.
Please invite me man.
- Jalen Wimberly
387.
SPAM, oh oh sweet SPAM
Its taste is terribly bad
For it should be banned
- Amanda Macias
388.
SPAM is not like ham
I like ham better than SPAM
Ham really beats SPAM
- Mrs. Anna Marie Palomo
389.
I've never had SPAM
I've heard of this yellow goop
But I'd still try it
- Elizabeth Palomo
390.
SPAM is really gross
I do no like spam at all
SPAM-ku is sucky
- Jenna Del Puerto (1 year ban, first female sprinch)
391.
What is annoying?
Yes annoying is SPAM-ku
How long am I banned?
- Jenna Del Puerto
392.
I don’t like SPAM-ku
Please don’t read it anymore
Or I'll go crazy
- Jenna Del Puerto
393.
Stairway to heaven
A path that leads to sweet SPAM
A cloud of blue cans
- Anthony Sciacca
394.
SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM
I have never tasted it.
But I will like too.
- Amber Lopez & Stephanie Longo
395.
My beloved SPAM
I ask you to marry me
To always eat you
- Amber Lopez & Stephanie Longo
396.
Nowhere to be found
To my SPAM, I shall be bound
Forever in love.
- Justin Gabriel & Cody Chavira
397.
I have a question
Those with answers receive gifts…
WHO DARED TAKE MY SPAM?!
- Justin Gabriel
398.
SPAM I yet to have
In the spirit of SPAM-ku
I'll be there Friday
- Cody Chavira
399.
Where for art thou SPAM?
Like PS five or fifteen?
Or like IV to I?
- Jonn Speltie
(PS is from Music Theory class and stands for "permanent score")
400.
Id kenn wie du schmeck
Nichts; ich dich nie geigesseu
SPAM ich dock night biu
- John Speltie
401.
S-P-A-M Man
SPAM equals a wonderland
Grab it with your hand
- Denise Ramirez, Sara Escalera, Stephanie Longo
402.
It looks like cat food
Does not taste like human food
Unbelievable
- Stephanie Longo, Denise Ramirez, Sara Escalera
403.
Many people ask,
"How did you choose the SPAM life?"
SPAM life? It chose me.
- Tristan Zubiate
404.
Bus. Takes us away
To a place of romancing…
To SPAM Francisco
- Andrew Hernandez
405.
On the SPAM labels
You see a mighty spam knight.
He is SPAMalot.
- Tristen Urban
406.
May 14. SPAM, help!
SPAM my music theory treat.
SPAM will get us 5’s.
- Monica Menjivar
407.
The SPAMalele
Brings beautiful music out
To this SPAMful world
- Lizeth Navarro
408.
We the SPAM altos
Love to hear about SPAM-ku
Except for Jenna
- Amber Lopez & Stephanie Longo
409.
SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM
Montoya canceled SPAM-ku
Only in 6th period
- Stephoosh Longo
410.
SPAM, green eggs and SPAM
SPAM and eggs, SPAM, SPAM and eggs
Monty Python SPAM
- Dylan Parish & Nick Stearns
411.
There was a SPAM can
That traveled the world of SPAM
In the midst of MAPS
- Dylan Parish & Nick Stearns
412.
Pink mountains of meat
And big, greasy water falls
I give you SPAMland
- Dylan Parish & Nick Stearns
413.
The sorcerer’s stone
Bringer of eternal life
Will it give SPAM too?
- Vincent Castagliola
414. “SPAM-ku King”
He is the SPAM king
Sir David V. Montoya
For he rules SPAM-ku
- Tristen Urban
415.
S. P. A. M. means,
The Suspiciously Prepared
Animal Meat chunks
- Tristen Urban
416.
Choir likes SPAM-ku
Guitar class likes it also.
Do you like it too?
- Stephanie Longo
417.
Wightman hates SPAM-ku
But Montoya likes SPAM-ku
Stephoosh likes it too.
- Stephanie Longo
418.
Mjilnir, is the great
Hammer of the old norse gods
Is it made of SPAM?
- Vincent Castagliola
419.
I love to eat SPAM
Eat it in piano class
Montoya eats SPAM
- Stephanie Longo
420.
SPAM is all I yam!
I’ll do whatever I can
To marry my SPAM.
- Dylan Padilla
421. “SPAM Is Life”
SPAM is all my life
Without SPAM, I am nothing
I NEED YOU SPAM!!!!
- Jaysson Yriarte
422. “y u do dis can???”
I cannot believe
Why the can has locked me out…
…away from the SPAM…
- Jaysson Yriarte
423.
SPAM is delicious
It makes your day so happy
This ham is the best!
- Lesley Flores
424.
SPAM wham get that ham
It makes me dance to the beat
Flows great in your mouth
- Lesley Flores
425.
Yoda talks to them
Intolerable they are
The haters of SPAM
- Vincent Castagliola
426.
In this world there may
Be SPAM haters everywhere
I will not see them
- Vincent Castagliola
427.
SilentSPAM lover,
I do have SPAMcerity,
Amidst the haters
- Ethan Monroy
428.
This class has problems
Oh please don’t cancel SPAM-ku
Ignore the haters
- Emily Marsh
429.
SPAM Is lovelier
Than any food in the world
Hurray for the SPAM!
- Darrell Schreihart
430.
I have found the one
He is pink and in a can
Spam! Oh my one love
- Darrell Schreihart
431.
Great list is growing
To SPAM-ku I’m owing, this
Seven-day delight.
- Mr. David V. Montoya
432.
Texture is funky
Suspicious ingredients
I really hate SPAM
- Sarina Garcia-Prieto
433.
SPAM is it good or
Is it bad I don’t know i
Wish I can try it
- Keith Clark
434.
My stomach grumbles
I'm getting the shakes here man
Bring me my canned SPAM
- Brett Muravez
435.
Singing in Spanish
This is a wonderful world
Do re mi SPAM sol…
- Dylan Parish
436.
What wonderful SPAM,
Silver can and joyous meat
Wait… is t meat? Hmmm…
- Dylan Parish
437.
Oh SPAM ill miss you
When I graduate next year
I shall come for you
- Hannah Bachrach
438.
Earthquakes shake my home
Need something quick to survive
SPAM to the rescue
- Monica Menjivar
439.
Stands tall, mouth waters
SPAM his savior; flours danger
Find an umbrella
- Berenice Gonzalez
440.
Have MAPS, dislike SPAM?
Children! Find SPAMcerity!
Ya need directions?
- Berenice Gonzalez
441.
I don’t understand
All the lovers of square meat
Y’all are crazy fools
- Betsy Hosier
442.
Suckling their mom,
The newborn SPAM are taken
To become SPAM life
- Ryan O’Conner
443.
The year of the SPAM
In your face you bitter ham,
For you are not SPAM
- Ryan O’Conner
444.
SPAM. Yum, yum, yum, yum,
Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum,
Ack! To much salt. Dead
- Ryan O’Conner
445.
Sizzle crackle pop,
Salty goodness is cooking
SPAM is almost done
- Vincent Castagliola
446.
“The start of a love poem…”
Roses may be red
Violets may even be blue
But who cares there’s SPAM
- Ofelia Sanchez
447. “I Want SPAM”
Waiting first in line
When doors finally open
Search for SPAM begins
- Ofelia Sanchez
448.
Me and es juan
No me encanto SPAM-ku
El diablo SPAM
- Kevin Gaynor
449.
SPAM-ku, kinda lame
I love spam and poetry
Not together though
- Sierra Bakomitros
450.
Donde esta SPAM?
SPAM esta en el baño
Me encanta SPAM
- Ryan O’Conner
451.
Oh, SPAM I love you
The soft colored meat inside
Is my small pleasure
- Roshellee Picado
452. “Meat Sold”
Man sees a rainbow
Man then follows said rainbow
SPAM is at the end
- Ofelia Sanchez & Jennifer Sullivan
453. “SPAMtoya Chase”
Montoya has SPAM
“get out of my way Vincent”
“give me back my SPAM”
- Vincent Castagliola
454.
What is the language?
Me gusta hablar SPAMish
The tongue of the ham
- Andrew Hernandez + Rowan LeVan
455. “Two Beautiful Things”
Music is flowing
Nothing is as beautiful
Oh wait there is SPAM
- Vincent Castagliola
456. “Bill and I”
Long lasting friendship
Eleven year i've known you
More preserved then SPAM
- Vincent Castagliola
457. “Confrontation”
Darth pork chop stands up
The force disturbance draws near
SPAMwalker is here
- Vincent Castagliola
458.
My anaconda
Don't want none unless you got
Buns hun…for some SPAM
- Kevin Gaynor
459.
I'm in search for love
I turn around the corner
I then find my SPAM
- Monica Menjivar
460.
A spam overload
Cans and cans and cans and cans…
Ran out…depression
- Lizeth Navarro
461.
Andrew cooking spam
The sound of sizzling SPAM
He doesn’t like SPAM
- Lizeth Navarro
462.
Where did I find SPAM
I sound spam in aisle eight
How much for my SPAM
- Monica Menjivar
463.
For 3.69
Do you take this SPAM to be
I say SPAM I do
- Monica Menjivar
464.
SPAM is delicious
SPAM is now on my dishes
You are my precious
- Victoria Buenrostro
465.
SPAM comes in a can
To keep it away from us
Evil SPAM matters
- Anonymous
466.
Dark side of the SPAM,
An album that was really rad,
Album by pink SPAM
- Ethan Monroy & Kenneth Esslinger
467.
I will pay someone
If they were to give me SPAM
That is all I ask
- Justin Gabriel
468.
How much SPAM you ask?
Enough to fill my stomach
I’ll pay fiddy bucks
- Justin Gabriel
469. “SPAM Nightmare”
Falling blocks of SPAM
Slipping out from under me
Huh? Its breakfast time?
- Kelsey McHale
470.
In the beginning
There was only SPAM to eat
Thus god blessed the SPAM!
- Emily Marsh,Roshellee Picado & Darrell Schreihart
471.
The SPAM snail oozes
Leaving a large trail of grease
And here comes my fork
- Nick Stearns
472.
The doctrine proclaims
Pull the spa from out the stone
And be named the king
- Nick Stearns
[BACK TO TOP]
363.
¿Donde está SPAM?
SPAM está en el baño.
Me encanta SPAM.
- Ryan O’Connor
364.
What would you call SPAM?
I call it amazingness
In a little can.
- Andrew Hernandez
365.
SPAM, fried to a crisp
Tantilizes my tastebuds.
More MSG please!
- Rowan Le Van & Kendall Stephens
366. “The Search for the Perfect SPAM”
Searching for the one
But each one seems so perfect
Can’t I have them all?
- Ofelia Sanchez & Jennifer Sullivan
367. “The SPAM Knight”
On the SPAM labels
You see a mighty SPAM knight.
He is SPAMalot.
- Author Unknown
368.
Less sodium SPAM?!
“I politely decline,” says
David Montoya.
- Hannah Bachrach
369.
Shoosh, hush no more SPAM.
It can bring tears to a man.
I wish they had SPAM.
- Keith Clark
370.
I wake up each day
With a sad look on my face
Until I have SPAM
- Keith Clark
371. “Not SPAM!”
Mom gives me meat loaf
I find out and then I say,
“It is not SPAM Mom.”
- Jaysson Yriarte
372. “Thank You Can!”
You vile, evil, can!
But, I realize this now,
You keep my SPAM clear!
- Jaysson Yriarte
373. “In Love with SPAM”
Someone is SPAM drunk
It is like being love drunk
But In love with SPAM
- Roshelle K. Picado
374. “Those Notes”
Do Re Mi Fa SPAM
La Ti Do Ti La SPAM Fa
Musical SPAM notes
- Roshelle Picado
375. “SPAM Parties”
Mr. Montoya
Loves his SPAM so much
He makes SPAM parties
- Roshelle Picado
376. “god SPAM”
And god split the bread
But blessed the SPAM first because
Sss - ppp - aaa - mmm - mmm!
- Roshelle Picado
377.
All of this is weird
And yet we come every year.
Why do we do this?
- Emily Marsh
378.
Hey I just met you.
This is crazy! Eat some SPAM
And call me maybe.
- Betsy Hosier
379. “SPAM Prayer”
Thank you Jesus for
SPAM; bless those without, in your
name we pray. Amen.
- Sierra Bakomitros
380.
Luxurious SPAM
You make my clay so shiny
SPAM you are my love
- Lesley Flores & Elizabeth Palomo
381.
SPAM; it drips and leaks
All over the choir room
As we smell the taste
- Elizabeth Palomo & Lesley Flores
382.
Wow, pow, zow, bam, SPAM
Can you believe it is SPAM
Better than canned hash
- Bekjan Djaparov
383.
SPAM is all I love.
SPAM is all of what I am.
SPAM?! More than a can.
- Joshua Melara
384.
I have not tried SPAM
But SPAM has tried me today
And now we can be!
- Alexis Perez
385.
2 +2 is 4
Knocking at your chamber door
Oh wait, its just SPAM
- Tristan Zubiate
386.
SPAM is what I love.
I wish I could marry it.
Please invite me man.
- Jalen Wimberly
387.
SPAM, oh oh sweet SPAM
Its taste is terribly bad
For it should be banned
- Amanda Macias
388.
SPAM is not like ham
I like ham better than SPAM
Ham really beats SPAM
- Mrs. Anna Marie Palomo
389.
I've never had SPAM
I've heard of this yellow goop
But I'd still try it
- Elizabeth Palomo
390.
SPAM is really gross
I do no like spam at all
SPAM-ku is sucky
- Jenna Del Puerto (1 year ban, first female sprinch)
391.
What is annoying?
Yes annoying is SPAM-ku
How long am I banned?
- Jenna Del Puerto
392.
I don’t like SPAM-ku
Please don’t read it anymore
Or I'll go crazy
- Jenna Del Puerto
393.
Stairway to heaven
A path that leads to sweet SPAM
A cloud of blue cans
- Anthony Sciacca
394.
SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM
I have never tasted it.
But I will like too.
- Amber Lopez & Stephanie Longo
395.
My beloved SPAM
I ask you to marry me
To always eat you
- Amber Lopez & Stephanie Longo
396.
Nowhere to be found
To my SPAM, I shall be bound
Forever in love.
- Justin Gabriel & Cody Chavira
397.
I have a question
Those with answers receive gifts…
WHO DARED TAKE MY SPAM?!
- Justin Gabriel
398.
SPAM I yet to have
In the spirit of SPAM-ku
I'll be there Friday
- Cody Chavira
399.
Where for art thou SPAM?
Like PS five or fifteen?
Or like IV to I?
- Jonn Speltie
(PS is from Music Theory class and stands for "permanent score")
400.
Id kenn wie du schmeck
Nichts; ich dich nie geigesseu
SPAM ich dock night biu
- John Speltie
401.
S-P-A-M Man
SPAM equals a wonderland
Grab it with your hand
- Denise Ramirez, Sara Escalera, Stephanie Longo
402.
It looks like cat food
Does not taste like human food
Unbelievable
- Stephanie Longo, Denise Ramirez, Sara Escalera
403.
Many people ask,
"How did you choose the SPAM life?"
SPAM life? It chose me.
- Tristan Zubiate
404.
Bus. Takes us away
To a place of romancing…
To SPAM Francisco
- Andrew Hernandez
405.
On the SPAM labels
You see a mighty spam knight.
He is SPAMalot.
- Tristen Urban
406.
May 14. SPAM, help!
SPAM my music theory treat.
SPAM will get us 5’s.
- Monica Menjivar
407.
The SPAMalele
Brings beautiful music out
To this SPAMful world
- Lizeth Navarro
408.
We the SPAM altos
Love to hear about SPAM-ku
Except for Jenna
- Amber Lopez & Stephanie Longo
409.
SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM
Montoya canceled SPAM-ku
Only in 6th period
- Stephoosh Longo
410.
SPAM, green eggs and SPAM
SPAM and eggs, SPAM, SPAM and eggs
Monty Python SPAM
- Dylan Parish & Nick Stearns
411.
There was a SPAM can
That traveled the world of SPAM
In the midst of MAPS
- Dylan Parish & Nick Stearns
412.
Pink mountains of meat
And big, greasy water falls
I give you SPAMland
- Dylan Parish & Nick Stearns
413.
The sorcerer’s stone
Bringer of eternal life
Will it give SPAM too?
- Vincent Castagliola
414. “SPAM-ku King”
He is the SPAM king
Sir David V. Montoya
For he rules SPAM-ku
- Tristen Urban
415.
S. P. A. M. means,
The Suspiciously Prepared
Animal Meat chunks
- Tristen Urban
416.
Choir likes SPAM-ku
Guitar class likes it also.
Do you like it too?
- Stephanie Longo
417.
Wightman hates SPAM-ku
But Montoya likes SPAM-ku
Stephoosh likes it too.
- Stephanie Longo
418.
Mjilnir, is the great
Hammer of the old norse gods
Is it made of SPAM?
- Vincent Castagliola
419.
I love to eat SPAM
Eat it in piano class
Montoya eats SPAM
- Stephanie Longo
420.
SPAM is all I yam!
I’ll do whatever I can
To marry my SPAM.
- Dylan Padilla
421. “SPAM Is Life”
SPAM is all my life
Without SPAM, I am nothing
I NEED YOU SPAM!!!!
- Jaysson Yriarte
422. “y u do dis can???”
I cannot believe
Why the can has locked me out…
…away from the SPAM…
- Jaysson Yriarte
423.
SPAM is delicious
It makes your day so happy
This ham is the best!
- Lesley Flores
424.
SPAM wham get that ham
It makes me dance to the beat
Flows great in your mouth
- Lesley Flores
425.
Yoda talks to them
Intolerable they are
The haters of SPAM
- Vincent Castagliola
426.
In this world there may
Be SPAM haters everywhere
I will not see them
- Vincent Castagliola
427.
SilentSPAM lover,
I do have SPAMcerity,
Amidst the haters
- Ethan Monroy
428.
This class has problems
Oh please don’t cancel SPAM-ku
Ignore the haters
- Emily Marsh
429.
SPAM Is lovelier
Than any food in the world
Hurray for the SPAM!
- Darrell Schreihart
430.
I have found the one
He is pink and in a can
Spam! Oh my one love
- Darrell Schreihart
431.
Great list is growing
To SPAM-ku I’m owing, this
Seven-day delight.
- Mr. David V. Montoya
432.
Texture is funky
Suspicious ingredients
I really hate SPAM
- Sarina Garcia-Prieto
433.
SPAM is it good or
Is it bad I don’t know i
Wish I can try it
- Keith Clark
434.
My stomach grumbles
I'm getting the shakes here man
Bring me my canned SPAM
- Brett Muravez
435.
Singing in Spanish
This is a wonderful world
Do re mi SPAM sol…
- Dylan Parish
436.
What wonderful SPAM,
Silver can and joyous meat
Wait… is t meat? Hmmm…
- Dylan Parish
437.
Oh SPAM ill miss you
When I graduate next year
I shall come for you
- Hannah Bachrach
438.
Earthquakes shake my home
Need something quick to survive
SPAM to the rescue
- Monica Menjivar
439.
Stands tall, mouth waters
SPAM his savior; flours danger
Find an umbrella
- Berenice Gonzalez
440.
Have MAPS, dislike SPAM?
Children! Find SPAMcerity!
Ya need directions?
- Berenice Gonzalez
441.
I don’t understand
All the lovers of square meat
Y’all are crazy fools
- Betsy Hosier
442.
Suckling their mom,
The newborn SPAM are taken
To become SPAM life
- Ryan O’Conner
443.
The year of the SPAM
In your face you bitter ham,
For you are not SPAM
- Ryan O’Conner
444.
SPAM. Yum, yum, yum, yum,
Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum,
Ack! To much salt. Dead
- Ryan O’Conner
445.
Sizzle crackle pop,
Salty goodness is cooking
SPAM is almost done
- Vincent Castagliola
446.
“The start of a love poem…”
Roses may be red
Violets may even be blue
But who cares there’s SPAM
- Ofelia Sanchez
447. “I Want SPAM”
Waiting first in line
When doors finally open
Search for SPAM begins
- Ofelia Sanchez
448.
Me and es juan
No me encanto SPAM-ku
El diablo SPAM
- Kevin Gaynor
449.
SPAM-ku, kinda lame
I love spam and poetry
Not together though
- Sierra Bakomitros
450.
Donde esta SPAM?
SPAM esta en el baño
Me encanta SPAM
- Ryan O’Conner
451.
Oh, SPAM I love you
The soft colored meat inside
Is my small pleasure
- Roshellee Picado
452. “Meat Sold”
Man sees a rainbow
Man then follows said rainbow
SPAM is at the end
- Ofelia Sanchez & Jennifer Sullivan
453. “SPAMtoya Chase”
Montoya has SPAM
“get out of my way Vincent”
“give me back my SPAM”
- Vincent Castagliola
454.
What is the language?
Me gusta hablar SPAMish
The tongue of the ham
- Andrew Hernandez + Rowan LeVan
455. “Two Beautiful Things”
Music is flowing
Nothing is as beautiful
Oh wait there is SPAM
- Vincent Castagliola
456. “Bill and I”
Long lasting friendship
Eleven year i've known you
More preserved then SPAM
- Vincent Castagliola
457. “Confrontation”
Darth pork chop stands up
The force disturbance draws near
SPAMwalker is here
- Vincent Castagliola
458.
My anaconda
Don't want none unless you got
Buns hun…for some SPAM
- Kevin Gaynor
459.
I'm in search for love
I turn around the corner
I then find my SPAM
- Monica Menjivar
460.
A spam overload
Cans and cans and cans and cans…
Ran out…depression
- Lizeth Navarro
461.
Andrew cooking spam
The sound of sizzling SPAM
He doesn’t like SPAM
- Lizeth Navarro
462.
Where did I find SPAM
I sound spam in aisle eight
How much for my SPAM
- Monica Menjivar
463.
For 3.69
Do you take this SPAM to be
I say SPAM I do
- Monica Menjivar
464.
SPAM is delicious
SPAM is now on my dishes
You are my precious
- Victoria Buenrostro
465.
SPAM comes in a can
To keep it away from us
Evil SPAM matters
- Anonymous
466.
Dark side of the SPAM,
An album that was really rad,
Album by pink SPAM
- Ethan Monroy & Kenneth Esslinger
467.
I will pay someone
If they were to give me SPAM
That is all I ask
- Justin Gabriel
468.
How much SPAM you ask?
Enough to fill my stomach
I’ll pay fiddy bucks
- Justin Gabriel
469. “SPAM Nightmare”
Falling blocks of SPAM
Slipping out from under me
Huh? Its breakfast time?
- Kelsey McHale
470.
In the beginning
There was only SPAM to eat
Thus god blessed the SPAM!
- Emily Marsh,Roshellee Picado & Darrell Schreihart
471.
The SPAM snail oozes
Leaving a large trail of grease
And here comes my fork
- Nick Stearns
472.
The doctrine proclaims
Pull the spa from out the stone
And be named the king
- Nick Stearns
[BACK TO TOP]
August 2014
473.
A time of grief comes
When all the earth’s food runs out
And SPAM runs its course.
- Andrew Hernandez
[BACK TO TOP]
473.
A time of grief comes
When all the earth’s food runs out
And SPAM runs its course.
- Andrew Hernandez
[BACK TO TOP]
Spring 2015
474.
Yes, join the SPAM side.
Let the SPAM grease flow through you
Do it! Eat the SPAM!
- Tristen Urban
475.
The salty taste burns
My tongue is still delighted
For no taste but SPAM
- Josh Solis
476.
SPAM, Montoya, ham
He is meat, but also man
Bow before the king.
- Michael Arnold
477. “Useful”
SPAM, with much uses,
Such as, baking a sweet cake,
Flour, salt, eggs, spam.
- Quinn Claxton
478. “A SPAMful craving”
Dreams within a can
Supermassive delightness
Scream for mighty SPAM.
- Jacob Benson & Kevin Torres
479. “SPAM?”
Majestic like ham
But without actual meat
Is it real? Who knows
- Noah Skorheim
480.
SPAM music is long
I eat SPAM… Therefore I am!
Believe in our song.
- Dylan Padilla
481.
The SPAM is so pink
I cannot eat it all by
Myself. JUST KIDDING!
- Darrell Schreihart
482. “SPAM Musubi-san”
Fresh SPAM musubi
Fluffy rice, crispy seaweed
Savory charred SPAM
- Josh Chapa
483.
For my final year
Slowly down my check it falls
The sweet grease of SPAM
- Monica Menjivar
484.
What really is SPAM?
A combination of tastes
That delights the soul
- Dominic Valles
485.
Human SPAMness, is…
The lack of SPAM in ones soul
Worst fate of them all
- Ethan Monroy
486.
“Children of the SPAM”
I heard the prequel was bad…
“Children of the can.”
- Ethan Monroy
487.
People French kissing?
A disgusting sight to see.
Slabs of SPAM touching.
- Ethan Monroy
488.
SPAM is who I am.
Pink…fleshy…warm, beating heart
…what’s wrong with my SPAM?
- Ethan Monroy
489.
SPAM in the morning
SPAM in the evening of day
All the SPAM is mine
- Owen Swisshelm
490.
Today you are mine
No one will know my passion
SPAM is my fashion
- Darnell Frazier
491.
Sacred House of SPAM
SPAM is god, I know this well
Judgment Day, pink sky.
- Ethan Monroy
492.
SPAM is for the man
It runs through my veins this way
From the mighty hog
- Dylan Parish
493.
I love mighty SPAM
In every way shape or form
But cuded it shall be
- Dylan Parish
494.
SPAMpocalipse comes
I hear cried of the great meat
We come bearing pans
- Dylan Parish
495.
SPAM will never die
The great entity that is
Omnipotent SPAM
- Oliver Solares
496.
SPAM? Nani desu ka?
Ichiban tomodachi
Konnichiwa, SPAM
- Oliver Solares
497. “SPAMometry”
Length times with times height
Would give you canned SPAMs volume
Cubic ambrosia?
- Noah Skorheim
498.
SPAM indefinite
It forever lives within
My heart and my soul
- Lizeth Navarro
499.
SPAM SPAM oh dear SPAM
Speak to me my dearest SPAM
For my soul is yours
- Emily Gonzalez
500.
Oh glorious SPAM!
Luscious, greasy, beautiful
Why can you be mine!?
- Justin Jordan Gabriel
501.
Wait!? Do I like SPAM?
Need you ask?! If I like SPAM?
I would never stray
- Brett Muravez
502.
As the darkness falls
We look to the savior SPAM
To light the way home
- Owen Swisshelm
503.
I heard a strange voice
The SPAM god has talked to me
SPAM revelations
- Alberto Reyes
504.
I have a new drug
Every day I go smoke it
On the grill cooked, SPAM.
- Alberto Reyes
505.
MAPS god talked to me
SPAM god has talked to me too
The SPAM god has won.
- Alberto Reyes
506.
SPAM is amazing
Psych! No it isn’t. it sucks!
It is disgusting,
- Jesse Langarica
507. “Addiction”
I daydream of SPAM
I eat, breath, and live for SPAM
SPAM to me is life.
- Angel Robles
508.
We fell in love but…
I heard she didn’t love SPAM
Now im with her friend
- Ismael Ramos
509.
SPAM? Never tried it.
Perhaps I could try some soon
Don’t fail me taste buds,
- Enrique "Ricky" Magdaleno
510.
The greasy knife cuts
The perfectly cubed SPAM, then
Thrown in pan to sizzle.
- Darrell Anne Schreihart
511.
SPAM-ku SPAM SPAM-ku
Is my favorite thing to
Do in my free time.
- Darrell Anne Schreihart
512.
SPAM is ew ew ew
Ew ew ew ew ew ew ew
Ew ewe ew ew ew
- Savannah Newark
513.
negro mi vida
Con no SPAM en mi vida
Quiero mi a’mor.
(translation:)
My life (is) black
Without SPAM in my life
I want my love
- Elizabeth Garcia
514.
SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM
Everyone likes to eat SPAM
How about you try?
- Stephanie Longo-Gomez
515.
Choir room is where
The SPAM party is going
To be, so come eat.
- Stephoosh Longo
516.
Eat, SPAM, eat, SPAM, eat
To the choir room we meet
Today on May 5th
- Stephoosh Longo
517.
SPAM is like my fan
Tastes salkty like when i'm mad
SPAM; bae five ever
- Mathilda Carigma & Eli Fuentes
518.
SPAM is amazing
Invite me to taste SPAM-ku
SPAM tastes very very good
- Lannah "Faith" Martin
519.
SPAMlet o SPAMlet
Cries, “to be or not to be?”
That is the question.
- Andrew Hernandez
520.
Yo amo e SPAM
E SPAM es muy muy rico
Mi amor e SPAM
- Tilly Carigma & Eli Fuentes
521.
He’s the SPAM Nazi
Just take, asking is mistake
“NO! NO SPAM FOR YOU!”
- Ethan Monroy
522.
Japanese haiku
Not much different than SPAM-ku
Arigato, SPAM
- Ethan Monroy
523.
SPAM is really gross
But Montoya likes it so
It must be alright
- Sarina Garcia-Prieto
524. “Come SPAM!”
SPAM of the world, come!
We all yearn for your presence!
We hunger your taste.
- Jaysson Yriarte
525.
My mouth will water
The pan will sizzle with grease
A morning done right.
- Isaiah Solis
526.
SPAM and its glory
Only the finest of meat
I’m a spam lover
- Andy Au
527.
‘Twas sir SPAMalot
Who slew the wretched SPAM beast
Cooked in this SPAM grease
- Tristen Urban
528.
I’ve never tried SPAM
I’ve heard good things and bad things
I will be the judge
- Alexis Arcega
529.
Look a can of SPAM
Its shape, an oval that looks
Like a floating leaf
- Nora Ortega
530.
It might look nasty
SPAM can also be spicy
But it is tasty!
- Blanca Vargas-Pineda
531. “SPAM I Am”
Two pieces of bread
Add the SPAM can and green eggs
Doc SPAMich supreme
- Brianna Goodlett
532. “Eternal Life”
Bones sticking up in,
Untimely mannerisms
Death to all but SPAM.
- Emily Setlock
533. “S.E.I.Z.E the Day”
Seize the day you have
And enjoy it till its gone
Seize it till its SPAM.
- Emily Setlock
534.
When the pigs run out
Magic creatures are extinct
War for the last can
- John Dalmatoff
535.
The taste of leaven
Or so SPAM is said to be
Yet to grace my lips
- John Dalmatoff
536.
The SPAMcerity
Is given to many men
Shall I receive it?
- John Dalmatoff
537.
SPAM-ku Espagnol
Cinco, siete y cinco
SPAM es mas mejor
- Mr. David V. Montoya
538.
Is it spoiled ham?
Who can ever know for sure?
SPAM, just what are you?
- Mr. Jospeh Valles (Dom’s dad)
539.
Woke up in cold sweat
Terror of the night has past
SPAM on my night stand
- John Dalmatoff
540.
Sizzle on the pan
I anticipate greatness
But I receive more
- John Dalmatoff
541.
SPAM can come to me
I hadn’t expected it
But it was still there
- John Dalmatoff
542.
Sitting on death row
Guard asks for my last request
I answer with…SPAM
- John Dalmatoff
543. “SPAM-a-Who?”
SPAM is in a can
A can of SPAM is a friend
Who is spam to you?
- Victoria Buenrostro
544.
SPAM is like love
Is also like life
Always has an end
- Kenneth Esslinger & Getzemany Sandoval
545.
Under the board walk
Forgotten SPAM dehydrates
Ants with consume it
- Mr. Tom Nichols
546.
Singing tags till late
Only SPAM in the cupboard
We will go hungry
- Mr. Tom Nichols
547.
Sam is here for SPAM
To empty out all the cans
To cook the SPAM tan
- Dylan Padilla
548.
Be gone evil Sprinch
You deserve o well good pinch
And left in a ditch
- Dylan Padilla
549.
Two haikus? No no,
Its about beautiful SPAM
It's SPAM-ku! You fool!
- Dylan Padilla
550.
Andrew is the man
Slowly cooking all the SPAM
In a dark robe cloak.
- Dylan Padilla
551.
OH NO, REBECCA!
WHERE ART THOU GREAT REBECCA!?
PLEASE EAT SPAM WITH US!
- Dylan Padilla
552. "Conversion SPAM-ku"
SPAM is my savior
The all mighty piece of SPAM
Puts my soul to rest
- Juan Hernandez
(after having a 6-year ban lifted!)
553.
In the beginning,
There was SPAM, and SPAM alone.
SPAM shall never end
- Dominic Valles
554.
Man in cloak cooks SPAM
Lizeth says, “I think that’s a
Fire hazard." She's right.
- Andrew Hernandez
555.
Few enjoy Seinfeld
Fewer appreciate spam…
Well, “no SPAM for you!”
- SPAMantha Stapish-Higa
556.
The authentic SPAM
Five seven to one has got
Nothing on my SPAM.
- Lizeth Navarro
557.
Sweet and succulent
My mouth fills with saliva
One can, two cans, bliss.
- Lizeth Navarro
558.
Not much time to write
That which captures SPAM's essence
But i'm so hungry…
- Ethan Monroy
559. “The Candle Holder”
A flaming candle,
In a room, with dark at large,
I smile for SPAM
- Quinn Claxton
560.
There is a new class
We study and eat this meat
'Tis SPAMology
- Alberto Reyes
561.
Once I walked alone
Saw a vision…it changed me
SPAM revelation
- Alberto Reyes
562.
I cannon survive
On the floor trying to reach
I died leaving SPAM
- Alberto Reyes
563.
Josh's phone has rung
The SPAM gods will now shun him
No more SPAM for Josh
- Alberto Reyes
564.
Mysterious SPAM
Finding its tasty secrets
So SPAMalicious
- Oliver Solares, Nora Ortega, & Andy Au
565.
SPAM… what's SPAM to me?
SPAM is love and SPAM is life.
Deeply warms my heart
- Justin Gabriel, Blanca Vargas-Pineda, & Alexis Arcega
566.
MAPS or SPAM? You choose.
Banned from SPAM-ku forever
Or lover of SPAM.
- Justin Gabriel, Blanca Vargas-Pineda, & Alexis Arcega
567.
SPAM embodies life.
You will learn to love the SPAM.
Praise almighty SPAM.
- Jacob Benson
568.
As the clock spins round
On the pan, the SPAM sizzles
Can its smell slow time?
- Joshua Salgado
569-571. "PDA Trio"
Lizeth, Dom, Lizeth
PDA at SPAM party,
Inappropiate.
Josh and Buenrostro
They try to hide PDA
Take it outside please.
Samandrew can you
Please stop with the PDA?!
Sheesh! One year later.
- Mr. David V. Montoya
572.
What is SPAM? Whats SPAM?
SPAM?! What is it?? Its good!
No it's not… its SPAM
- Jaysson Yriante
573.
I wake up hungry
I starve for my nourishment
One bite, all I need!
- Jaysson Yriante
574.
Here is a can of
contained goodness and delight.
It's Montoya's SPAM!
- Kevin Torres
575.
SPAM sizzling in pan
Snap crackle pop till crispy
Cereal it's not!
- Mrs. Barbara "Grammie" Montoya
576.
Fluttering wings beat
Carrying me to dinner.
Can o’SPAM awaits.
- Andrew Hernandez
577.
SPAM is my new love!
It always goes into the
Refrigerator.
- Michael Arnold
578.
Fact! I love tacos.
They will never match the taste
Of wonderful SPAM.
- Alberto Reyes
579.
SPAM is life to me.
SPAM makes me want to go pee.
SPAM is good for me.
- Victoria Buenrostro
581.
All I think is you.
SPAM is love and SPAM is life.
I must marry spam.
- Alberto Reyes
582.
I’ve never tried SPAM
And I do not intend to.
It's made of dead things.
- Makayla Urban (A SPAM Neutralist)
583.
Down with the pork meat.
SPAM es muy el diablo
SPAM is the devil.
- Anonymous
584.
Hail the Anti-SPAM
In all his SPAM hating ways!
SPAM sucks like dog poo.
- Anonymous
585.
Never have I tried
This exotic thing called SPAM
But maybe I will
- Anonymous
586.
Pigs flying to sun
Crisped like Icarus of old.
Not as good as SPAM.
- Mr. Bruce Crocker
587.
Spam should die and burn.
I puke at the sight of it.
Live without it, please!
- Amanda Macias
588. “Sparrow”
Quick and fast she flies!
Caught by nature's grasp she dies
SPAM was not to be
- Hannah Bachrach
589-591. “A Trio of SPAM-ku”
SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM
I am going to SPAM you
With delicious SPAM
SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM
Not bacon, not eggs, nor ham
Just delicious SPAM
SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM
It is not for everyone
Cuz all of it’s mine
- Justin “Jyucetin” Gabriel
592.
Hide your mouth from SPAM
It will come and attack you
So, save your butthole
- Amanda “Pablama” Macias
593.
Ev’ryone left you
They are all out without you
Eating all the SPAM
- Alberto Reyes
594.
SPAM is annoying
And it’s disgustingly gross
I would rather die.
- Taylor Garcia
595.
Like a good neighbor
The wonderful tasting SPAM
Is there!! With more SPAM.
- Alberto Reyes
596.
I like SPAM a lot.
It is good for the tummy.
I also like butts.
- Joshua Salgado
597.
SPAM is oh so bright.
It shall shine all through the night.
SPAM shall never die.
- Casey Patton
598.
Eat SPAM at a dam
Jealous turbines pine and whine
Curse you now! Dam SPAM
- Mr. Jim Brewster
599.
A whale named SPAMoo
Flips and flops for great SPAM-ku
The crowd claps and snaps
- Brianna Goodlett
600.
Staccato snapping
The final cadence rings out
IV to I on SPAM
- Brianna Goodlett
601.
The delicious SPAM
I consuméd yesterday
Is creating fog
- Mr. Jesse D. Knowles
602.
Sulphates and sulphites
Nutritious and delicious
Tasty modern treat.
- Mr. Jesse D. Knowles
603-604.
Graduation time
Time to start a new chapter
Of your SPAM-ku life.
Time to look forward
Don't look back, join the future
Start your new journey.
- Dylan Padilla, Justin Gabriel, & Jaysson Yriarte
605. "IHOP for ISPAM"
SPAM in a blanket
Oink Oink SPAMcakes and syrup
Sidekick SPAMbled eggs
- Brianna Goodlett
606. "Online??"
What? SPAM-ku online?
Oh! Can it really be true?
Hooray! It is true!
- Hannah Bachrach
607.
Chess Team in despair
Denny's has forsaken us
There is no SPAM here!
- Jensson De La Cruz
608.
Heard site gives out SPAM
Turned off my anti-virus
Huge disappointment
- Jensson De La Cruz
609.
five, seven, five, a
chord progression or SPAM-ku?
you may never know.
- Emily Setlock
610.
Epic tourney loss.
At Dennys, I choose to starve.
Is that SPAM I smell???
- Andrew Hernandez
611.
SPAM, it renews love
My lifeblood consists of it
Its beauty is whole
- Michael Arnold
612.
Cheers to the Jingle!
“The SPAM-ku Archive Online”!
SPAM! Hip Hip Hooray!
- Brianna Goodlett
[BACK TO TOP]
474.
Yes, join the SPAM side.
Let the SPAM grease flow through you
Do it! Eat the SPAM!
- Tristen Urban
475.
The salty taste burns
My tongue is still delighted
For no taste but SPAM
- Josh Solis
476.
SPAM, Montoya, ham
He is meat, but also man
Bow before the king.
- Michael Arnold
477. “Useful”
SPAM, with much uses,
Such as, baking a sweet cake,
Flour, salt, eggs, spam.
- Quinn Claxton
478. “A SPAMful craving”
Dreams within a can
Supermassive delightness
Scream for mighty SPAM.
- Jacob Benson & Kevin Torres
479. “SPAM?”
Majestic like ham
But without actual meat
Is it real? Who knows
- Noah Skorheim
480.
SPAM music is long
I eat SPAM… Therefore I am!
Believe in our song.
- Dylan Padilla
481.
The SPAM is so pink
I cannot eat it all by
Myself. JUST KIDDING!
- Darrell Schreihart
482. “SPAM Musubi-san”
Fresh SPAM musubi
Fluffy rice, crispy seaweed
Savory charred SPAM
- Josh Chapa
483.
For my final year
Slowly down my check it falls
The sweet grease of SPAM
- Monica Menjivar
484.
What really is SPAM?
A combination of tastes
That delights the soul
- Dominic Valles
485.
Human SPAMness, is…
The lack of SPAM in ones soul
Worst fate of them all
- Ethan Monroy
486.
“Children of the SPAM”
I heard the prequel was bad…
“Children of the can.”
- Ethan Monroy
487.
People French kissing?
A disgusting sight to see.
Slabs of SPAM touching.
- Ethan Monroy
488.
SPAM is who I am.
Pink…fleshy…warm, beating heart
…what’s wrong with my SPAM?
- Ethan Monroy
489.
SPAM in the morning
SPAM in the evening of day
All the SPAM is mine
- Owen Swisshelm
490.
Today you are mine
No one will know my passion
SPAM is my fashion
- Darnell Frazier
491.
Sacred House of SPAM
SPAM is god, I know this well
Judgment Day, pink sky.
- Ethan Monroy
492.
SPAM is for the man
It runs through my veins this way
From the mighty hog
- Dylan Parish
493.
I love mighty SPAM
In every way shape or form
But cuded it shall be
- Dylan Parish
494.
SPAMpocalipse comes
I hear cried of the great meat
We come bearing pans
- Dylan Parish
495.
SPAM will never die
The great entity that is
Omnipotent SPAM
- Oliver Solares
496.
SPAM? Nani desu ka?
Ichiban tomodachi
Konnichiwa, SPAM
- Oliver Solares
497. “SPAMometry”
Length times with times height
Would give you canned SPAMs volume
Cubic ambrosia?
- Noah Skorheim
498.
SPAM indefinite
It forever lives within
My heart and my soul
- Lizeth Navarro
499.
SPAM SPAM oh dear SPAM
Speak to me my dearest SPAM
For my soul is yours
- Emily Gonzalez
500.
Oh glorious SPAM!
Luscious, greasy, beautiful
Why can you be mine!?
- Justin Jordan Gabriel
501.
Wait!? Do I like SPAM?
Need you ask?! If I like SPAM?
I would never stray
- Brett Muravez
502.
As the darkness falls
We look to the savior SPAM
To light the way home
- Owen Swisshelm
503.
I heard a strange voice
The SPAM god has talked to me
SPAM revelations
- Alberto Reyes
504.
I have a new drug
Every day I go smoke it
On the grill cooked, SPAM.
- Alberto Reyes
505.
MAPS god talked to me
SPAM god has talked to me too
The SPAM god has won.
- Alberto Reyes
506.
SPAM is amazing
Psych! No it isn’t. it sucks!
It is disgusting,
- Jesse Langarica
507. “Addiction”
I daydream of SPAM
I eat, breath, and live for SPAM
SPAM to me is life.
- Angel Robles
508.
We fell in love but…
I heard she didn’t love SPAM
Now im with her friend
- Ismael Ramos
509.
SPAM? Never tried it.
Perhaps I could try some soon
Don’t fail me taste buds,
- Enrique "Ricky" Magdaleno
510.
The greasy knife cuts
The perfectly cubed SPAM, then
Thrown in pan to sizzle.
- Darrell Anne Schreihart
511.
SPAM-ku SPAM SPAM-ku
Is my favorite thing to
Do in my free time.
- Darrell Anne Schreihart
512.
SPAM is ew ew ew
Ew ew ew ew ew ew ew
Ew ewe ew ew ew
- Savannah Newark
513.
negro mi vida
Con no SPAM en mi vida
Quiero mi a’mor.
(translation:)
My life (is) black
Without SPAM in my life
I want my love
- Elizabeth Garcia
514.
SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM
Everyone likes to eat SPAM
How about you try?
- Stephanie Longo-Gomez
515.
Choir room is where
The SPAM party is going
To be, so come eat.
- Stephoosh Longo
516.
Eat, SPAM, eat, SPAM, eat
To the choir room we meet
Today on May 5th
- Stephoosh Longo
517.
SPAM is like my fan
Tastes salkty like when i'm mad
SPAM; bae five ever
- Mathilda Carigma & Eli Fuentes
518.
SPAM is amazing
Invite me to taste SPAM-ku
SPAM tastes very very good
- Lannah "Faith" Martin
519.
SPAMlet o SPAMlet
Cries, “to be or not to be?”
That is the question.
- Andrew Hernandez
520.
Yo amo e SPAM
E SPAM es muy muy rico
Mi amor e SPAM
- Tilly Carigma & Eli Fuentes
521.
He’s the SPAM Nazi
Just take, asking is mistake
“NO! NO SPAM FOR YOU!”
- Ethan Monroy
522.
Japanese haiku
Not much different than SPAM-ku
Arigato, SPAM
- Ethan Monroy
523.
SPAM is really gross
But Montoya likes it so
It must be alright
- Sarina Garcia-Prieto
524. “Come SPAM!”
SPAM of the world, come!
We all yearn for your presence!
We hunger your taste.
- Jaysson Yriarte
525.
My mouth will water
The pan will sizzle with grease
A morning done right.
- Isaiah Solis
526.
SPAM and its glory
Only the finest of meat
I’m a spam lover
- Andy Au
527.
‘Twas sir SPAMalot
Who slew the wretched SPAM beast
Cooked in this SPAM grease
- Tristen Urban
528.
I’ve never tried SPAM
I’ve heard good things and bad things
I will be the judge
- Alexis Arcega
529.
Look a can of SPAM
Its shape, an oval that looks
Like a floating leaf
- Nora Ortega
530.
It might look nasty
SPAM can also be spicy
But it is tasty!
- Blanca Vargas-Pineda
531. “SPAM I Am”
Two pieces of bread
Add the SPAM can and green eggs
Doc SPAMich supreme
- Brianna Goodlett
532. “Eternal Life”
Bones sticking up in,
Untimely mannerisms
Death to all but SPAM.
- Emily Setlock
533. “S.E.I.Z.E the Day”
Seize the day you have
And enjoy it till its gone
Seize it till its SPAM.
- Emily Setlock
534.
When the pigs run out
Magic creatures are extinct
War for the last can
- John Dalmatoff
535.
The taste of leaven
Or so SPAM is said to be
Yet to grace my lips
- John Dalmatoff
536.
The SPAMcerity
Is given to many men
Shall I receive it?
- John Dalmatoff
537.
SPAM-ku Espagnol
Cinco, siete y cinco
SPAM es mas mejor
- Mr. David V. Montoya
538.
Is it spoiled ham?
Who can ever know for sure?
SPAM, just what are you?
- Mr. Jospeh Valles (Dom’s dad)
539.
Woke up in cold sweat
Terror of the night has past
SPAM on my night stand
- John Dalmatoff
540.
Sizzle on the pan
I anticipate greatness
But I receive more
- John Dalmatoff
541.
SPAM can come to me
I hadn’t expected it
But it was still there
- John Dalmatoff
542.
Sitting on death row
Guard asks for my last request
I answer with…SPAM
- John Dalmatoff
543. “SPAM-a-Who?”
SPAM is in a can
A can of SPAM is a friend
Who is spam to you?
- Victoria Buenrostro
544.
SPAM is like love
Is also like life
Always has an end
- Kenneth Esslinger & Getzemany Sandoval
545.
Under the board walk
Forgotten SPAM dehydrates
Ants with consume it
- Mr. Tom Nichols
546.
Singing tags till late
Only SPAM in the cupboard
We will go hungry
- Mr. Tom Nichols
547.
Sam is here for SPAM
To empty out all the cans
To cook the SPAM tan
- Dylan Padilla
548.
Be gone evil Sprinch
You deserve o well good pinch
And left in a ditch
- Dylan Padilla
549.
Two haikus? No no,
Its about beautiful SPAM
It's SPAM-ku! You fool!
- Dylan Padilla
550.
Andrew is the man
Slowly cooking all the SPAM
In a dark robe cloak.
- Dylan Padilla
551.
OH NO, REBECCA!
WHERE ART THOU GREAT REBECCA!?
PLEASE EAT SPAM WITH US!
- Dylan Padilla
552. "Conversion SPAM-ku"
SPAM is my savior
The all mighty piece of SPAM
Puts my soul to rest
- Juan Hernandez
(after having a 6-year ban lifted!)
553.
In the beginning,
There was SPAM, and SPAM alone.
SPAM shall never end
- Dominic Valles
554.
Man in cloak cooks SPAM
Lizeth says, “I think that’s a
Fire hazard." She's right.
- Andrew Hernandez
555.
Few enjoy Seinfeld
Fewer appreciate spam…
Well, “no SPAM for you!”
- SPAMantha Stapish-Higa
556.
The authentic SPAM
Five seven to one has got
Nothing on my SPAM.
- Lizeth Navarro
557.
Sweet and succulent
My mouth fills with saliva
One can, two cans, bliss.
- Lizeth Navarro
558.
Not much time to write
That which captures SPAM's essence
But i'm so hungry…
- Ethan Monroy
559. “The Candle Holder”
A flaming candle,
In a room, with dark at large,
I smile for SPAM
- Quinn Claxton
560.
There is a new class
We study and eat this meat
'Tis SPAMology
- Alberto Reyes
561.
Once I walked alone
Saw a vision…it changed me
SPAM revelation
- Alberto Reyes
562.
I cannon survive
On the floor trying to reach
I died leaving SPAM
- Alberto Reyes
563.
Josh's phone has rung
The SPAM gods will now shun him
No more SPAM for Josh
- Alberto Reyes
564.
Mysterious SPAM
Finding its tasty secrets
So SPAMalicious
- Oliver Solares, Nora Ortega, & Andy Au
565.
SPAM… what's SPAM to me?
SPAM is love and SPAM is life.
Deeply warms my heart
- Justin Gabriel, Blanca Vargas-Pineda, & Alexis Arcega
566.
MAPS or SPAM? You choose.
Banned from SPAM-ku forever
Or lover of SPAM.
- Justin Gabriel, Blanca Vargas-Pineda, & Alexis Arcega
567.
SPAM embodies life.
You will learn to love the SPAM.
Praise almighty SPAM.
- Jacob Benson
568.
As the clock spins round
On the pan, the SPAM sizzles
Can its smell slow time?
- Joshua Salgado
569-571. "PDA Trio"
Lizeth, Dom, Lizeth
PDA at SPAM party,
Inappropiate.
Josh and Buenrostro
They try to hide PDA
Take it outside please.
Samandrew can you
Please stop with the PDA?!
Sheesh! One year later.
- Mr. David V. Montoya
572.
What is SPAM? Whats SPAM?
SPAM?! What is it?? Its good!
No it's not… its SPAM
- Jaysson Yriante
573.
I wake up hungry
I starve for my nourishment
One bite, all I need!
- Jaysson Yriante
574.
Here is a can of
contained goodness and delight.
It's Montoya's SPAM!
- Kevin Torres
575.
SPAM sizzling in pan
Snap crackle pop till crispy
Cereal it's not!
- Mrs. Barbara "Grammie" Montoya
576.
Fluttering wings beat
Carrying me to dinner.
Can o’SPAM awaits.
- Andrew Hernandez
577.
SPAM is my new love!
It always goes into the
Refrigerator.
- Michael Arnold
578.
Fact! I love tacos.
They will never match the taste
Of wonderful SPAM.
- Alberto Reyes
579.
SPAM is life to me.
SPAM makes me want to go pee.
SPAM is good for me.
- Victoria Buenrostro
581.
All I think is you.
SPAM is love and SPAM is life.
I must marry spam.
- Alberto Reyes
582.
I’ve never tried SPAM
And I do not intend to.
It's made of dead things.
- Makayla Urban (A SPAM Neutralist)
583.
Down with the pork meat.
SPAM es muy el diablo
SPAM is the devil.
- Anonymous
584.
Hail the Anti-SPAM
In all his SPAM hating ways!
SPAM sucks like dog poo.
- Anonymous
585.
Never have I tried
This exotic thing called SPAM
But maybe I will
- Anonymous
586.
Pigs flying to sun
Crisped like Icarus of old.
Not as good as SPAM.
- Mr. Bruce Crocker
587.
Spam should die and burn.
I puke at the sight of it.
Live without it, please!
- Amanda Macias
588. “Sparrow”
Quick and fast she flies!
Caught by nature's grasp she dies
SPAM was not to be
- Hannah Bachrach
589-591. “A Trio of SPAM-ku”
SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM
I am going to SPAM you
With delicious SPAM
SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM
Not bacon, not eggs, nor ham
Just delicious SPAM
SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM
It is not for everyone
Cuz all of it’s mine
- Justin “Jyucetin” Gabriel
592.
Hide your mouth from SPAM
It will come and attack you
So, save your butthole
- Amanda “Pablama” Macias
593.
Ev’ryone left you
They are all out without you
Eating all the SPAM
- Alberto Reyes
594.
SPAM is annoying
And it’s disgustingly gross
I would rather die.
- Taylor Garcia
595.
Like a good neighbor
The wonderful tasting SPAM
Is there!! With more SPAM.
- Alberto Reyes
596.
I like SPAM a lot.
It is good for the tummy.
I also like butts.
- Joshua Salgado
597.
SPAM is oh so bright.
It shall shine all through the night.
SPAM shall never die.
- Casey Patton
598.
Eat SPAM at a dam
Jealous turbines pine and whine
Curse you now! Dam SPAM
- Mr. Jim Brewster
599.
A whale named SPAMoo
Flips and flops for great SPAM-ku
The crowd claps and snaps
- Brianna Goodlett
600.
Staccato snapping
The final cadence rings out
IV to I on SPAM
- Brianna Goodlett
601.
The delicious SPAM
I consuméd yesterday
Is creating fog
- Mr. Jesse D. Knowles
602.
Sulphates and sulphites
Nutritious and delicious
Tasty modern treat.
- Mr. Jesse D. Knowles
603-604.
Graduation time
Time to start a new chapter
Of your SPAM-ku life.
Time to look forward
Don't look back, join the future
Start your new journey.
- Dylan Padilla, Justin Gabriel, & Jaysson Yriarte
605. "IHOP for ISPAM"
SPAM in a blanket
Oink Oink SPAMcakes and syrup
Sidekick SPAMbled eggs
- Brianna Goodlett
606. "Online??"
What? SPAM-ku online?
Oh! Can it really be true?
Hooray! It is true!
- Hannah Bachrach
607.
Chess Team in despair
Denny's has forsaken us
There is no SPAM here!
- Jensson De La Cruz
608.
Heard site gives out SPAM
Turned off my anti-virus
Huge disappointment
- Jensson De La Cruz
609.
five, seven, five, a
chord progression or SPAM-ku?
you may never know.
- Emily Setlock
610.
Epic tourney loss.
At Dennys, I choose to starve.
Is that SPAM I smell???
- Andrew Hernandez
611.
SPAM, it renews love
My lifeblood consists of it
Its beauty is whole
- Michael Arnold
612.
Cheers to the Jingle!
“The SPAM-ku Archive Online”!
SPAM! Hip Hip Hooray!
- Brianna Goodlett
[BACK TO TOP]
Spring 2016
613.
iPhone, shaped like SPAM.
SPAM is flat. Phone is flatter.
SPAM is… fabulous!
- Andy Au
614.
My Mom can't eat SPAM
'Cause she's allergic to pork.
That means more for me!
- Ms. Jessica Bang
615.
Open container
Slice, cook, pick up, open mouth
Reach enlightenment
- Ms. Jessica Bang
616.
It’s so icy cold.
It’s snowing on Mount Fuji
The SPAM, it’s frozen.
- Hope Barney
617.
Two slices of bread
Three slices of meaty SPAM
Four delicious bites
- Hope Barney
618.
A late, silent, night
You creep out of bed, no light
The SPAM, it calls you
- Hope Barney
619.
SPAM, SPAM, glorious!
Wonderful grilled meatiness!
But wait, don’t burn it!
- Hope Barney
620.
A world in darkness.
When the SPAM is expired
What a dark nightmare.
- Hope Barney
621.
Electricity
Is it as good as the SPAM?
Better? I think not!
- Hope Barney
622.
The can is empty.
My tummy, it growls for more!
It yearns for the SPAM!
- Hope Barney
623.
Glorious deep fry.
Batter-dipped, then batter fried.
Tummy is rumbling.
- Hope Barney (ed. D. V. M.)
624.
The day is sizzling.
Hot meaty SPAM is frying.
My mouth, it waters
- Hope Barney (ed. D. V. M.)
625.
Tiny, meaty chunks
All wrapped up in a blanket.
It's a SPAM-rito!
- Hope Barney (ed. D. V. M.)
626.
Will it be toasted?
Will it be hot and steaming?
SPAM - good any way.
- Hope Barney (ed. D. V. M.)
627.
S-P-A-M SPAM!
That’s how it’s always been spelled.
But what does it mean?
- Getzemany Bayardo-Sandoval
628.
I don’t like SPAM much
Yet I feel SPAMcerity
I’m stuck in limbo
- Cody Chavira
629.
The key to success
Comes in a tiny blue can
SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM
- Maiya De La Rosa
630.
If SPAM were a girl
I’d follow her to the end. . .
The end of the world
- Rodger Ellis
631.
SPAM-ku is the best
SPAM is the best thing around
I love to eat SPAM
- Rodger Ellis & Joseph Huisar
632.
The SPAM is no scam
The man of the SPAM is here
I’ve got the SPAM man
- Kenneth Eslinger
633.
A stone, rock, fire, wood
I am burning the SPAM man
All is burnt down. Darn.
- Kenneth Eslinger
634.
Searching and searching
The meat is red and chunky
Johnny is missing
- Moniel Flores
635.
I’m going to hurl.
The SPAM you cook is awful.
Montoya’s cooking.
- Moniel Flores
636.
What do we want? SPAM!
When do we want it? SPAM SPAM!
That’s not what I asked…
- Nicole Frazier & Nathan Polanco
637.
SPAM is my lover
SPAM is my life-long best friend
I married the SPAM
- Nicole Frazier & Nathan Polanco
638. “The Glorious Piggy”
Glorious Piggy
Wandering through the forest
Dead Pig, at last, SPAM!
- Nick Fuller and Elizabeth Palomo
639.
SPAM is love and life
It brings happiness…and tears
When it is consumed
- Justin Gabriel
640.
A delicacy…
A simple, yet amazing
Work of true beauty
- Justin Gabriel
641.
SPAM-ku? Or just SPAM?
What kind of lover are you?
I am both of those
- Justin Gabriel
642.
Three minutes into
This great and wonderful SPAM-
Ku tasting party
- Justin Gabriel
643.
SPAM-lite in a can
That disgusting thing appeared
Thrown out the window
- Justin Gabriel
644.
Unfamiliar
Pink, moist, substance. What is it?
Today we find out.
- Sarina Garcia-Prieto & Eli Fuentes
645.
Greasy, processed “meat”
It is saltier than us…
And that says something.
- Sarina Garcia-Prieto & Eli Fuentes
646.
Deceptive cadence
You make me steaming, angry
Please take me home, SPAM
- Joshua Glenn
647.
Raw SPAM or cooked, and
Both very greasy for me
and most prefer cooked.
- Mark Halsig
648.
My SPAM is the man!
He tastes the best of the bunch.
Though greasy to touch.
- Mark Halsig
649.
Today a nice shirt –
Tomorrow a greasy one.
That’s what SPAM will do.
- Mark Halsig
650.
The wait is over!
SPAM shall once again fill hearts!
And clog arteries!
- Andrew S. Hernandez
651.
What goes great with SPAM?
Harmonic Lettuce of course!
Oh my gosh, yum yum!
- Heriberto “Eddie” Hernandez
652.
I married my SPAM
Next thing I knew I cried SPAM
Cause of death… rotting.
- Stephanie Herrera Hughes
653.
Something that is square
It brings happiness and love
Please pass me some SPAM
- Joseph Huisar
655.
Such a mystery
SPAM what are you, please tell me
I want to try you
- Elva Lopez
656.
SPAM is not good but
The moment when you try it
it may be real good
- Lannah Martin 4/7/16
657.
Dear, SPAM. What are you?
Mystery meat, strange pink meat.
Happy birthday meat!
- Christian Orozco
658.
The SPAM king is bad.
A SPAM-coup is what we need.
Off with his pink head.
- Christian Orozco
659.
SPAM is over fire
It’s soft flesh, burns to a crisp
Try to eat it now
- Christian Orozco
660.
Stab the tin apart
Rip the metal to reach in
SPAM within my grasp
- Dylan Padilla
661.
Ran after tin can
Treasure suited for a man
It’s a can of SPAM
- Dylan Padilla
662. “Variety”
Much wonderful food
but nothing compares to the
pink, salty piglet
- Elizabeth Palomo & Nick Fuller
663.
Please bring me my SPAM
Although I have not tried it
I am intrigued now
- Callista Pattillo
664.
S is for my SPAM
The one who left me for my
Stomach, you traitor...
- Callista Pattillo
665.
The blue tin stares back
It tempts me like nothing else
Shall I eat more? Yes!
- Callista Pattillo
666.
Gooey, yummy, SPAM
It’s slime is most delightful
It is better fried…
- Callista Pattillo
667.
Lovers of SPAM-ku
Smells like seafood but tastes good
The SPAM is all mine
- Callista Pattillo
668.
Lovely little SPAM
Two year reunion today
My taste buds won’t wait
- Alan Pimentel
669.
U.S.A. and SPAM
Amber waves of SPAM in cans
SPAM bless the U.S.
- Alan Pimentel
670.
SPAM, how I love thee!
SPAM, a special treat for me
Fun to cook and eat
- Alan Pimentel
671.
SPAM, SPAM, are you ham?
When I taste you, be a fan?
I’ve never had SPAM.
- Nathan Polanco
672.
It’s Albert Swinestein
Look at my theory of SPAM
E equals SPAM squared
- Thomas Potter
673.
Joy of Pottysville
Laughter, bending, farting, SPAM
Makes me go potty.
- Oliver Solares
674.
SPAM is amazing
SPAM wasabi is so great
To share with your mate
- Leslie Ramirez
675.
I walk down a path
Where buildings are made of SPAM
So is the water
- Leslie Ramirez
676.
I think about him
But I think about SPAM more
I left him for SPAM
- Leslie Ramirez
677.
My sketchbook is full
of drawings of fancy SPAM
One has a top hat
- Leslie Ramirez
678.
SPAM wasabi and
Writing SPAM-ku is the best.
What more could you ask?
- Leslie Ramirez
679.
She is dead… I’m glad!
Now SPAM, her name still remains
Piggy Azalea.
- Alberto Reyes
680.
Banging on the drum
No sound… It starts to come out
Newborn SPAM baby.
- Alberto Reyes
681.
The pig is now dead
I hear something in the bush
Mauled by the SPAM SPAM
- Alberto Reyes
682.
SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM
Praise to the Glorious SPAM
Bless to the great SPAM
- Jessica Miller
683.
SPAM fried with some eggs.
Toasted bread to hold it all.
Ate it all in one.
- Jessica Miller
684.
All my SPAM is gone.
Been three days since I had SPAM;
I might go crazy.
- Jessica Miller
685.
Roses are red and
Violets are blue. I ate SPAM.
You should eat some, too.
- Jessica Miller
686.
SPAM, pink slime. Sublime.
What are the ingredients?
Human guts and tears.
- Antonio Serrano
687.
SPAM diabetes.
Doctor forbids SPAM diet.
Good bye my left leg.
- Antonio Serrano
688.
Oh I do not know
How to write haikus of SPAM
I’ve never had SPAM
- Hyacinth Thomson
689.
Gathered in the room,
We sit and await the SPAM,
Just a taste. . .goodness.
- Isabel Trujillo
690.
The smell of the SPAM,
The sound of the SPAM sizzles,
Can’t wait to taste SPAM
- Isabel Trujillo
691.
SPAM here and SPAM there,
SPAM is truly everywhere.
SPAM’s in my tummy.
- Isabel Trujillo
692.
Alone on the shelf
SPAM’s beauty I admire
I am now hungry
- Gillian Urban
693.
SPAM! I yearn for thee!
“Please save me from aching pain,”
my stomach exclaims!
- Gillian Urban
694.
Life’s mystery is
Hidden in a special can
Is it pork… or meat?
- Elissa Vargas & Maiya De La Rosa
695.
Why is SPAM so good
Pleasant to eat and to smell
Temptation is high
- Elissa Vargas
696.
Oh, heroic meat
Fighting crime - and hunger, too
Super SPAM saves lives!
- Mr. Tanner Wilson
697.
All SPAM is da fam
Sadly, this fam is hungry
Bye-Bye SPAMmy fam
- Jaysson Yriarte
698.
All these empty cans…
Why do you take so much space?!
I need more for SPAM
- Jaysson Yriarte
699.
Saltiest of all!
Enticing, I must have more
Though I need water.
- Jaysson Yriarte
700.
Anniversary
Ten heartfelt, delicious years.
Come, next decade, come.
- D. V. Montoya
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613.
iPhone, shaped like SPAM.
SPAM is flat. Phone is flatter.
SPAM is… fabulous!
- Andy Au
614.
My Mom can't eat SPAM
'Cause she's allergic to pork.
That means more for me!
- Ms. Jessica Bang
615.
Open container
Slice, cook, pick up, open mouth
Reach enlightenment
- Ms. Jessica Bang
616.
It’s so icy cold.
It’s snowing on Mount Fuji
The SPAM, it’s frozen.
- Hope Barney
617.
Two slices of bread
Three slices of meaty SPAM
Four delicious bites
- Hope Barney
618.
A late, silent, night
You creep out of bed, no light
The SPAM, it calls you
- Hope Barney
619.
SPAM, SPAM, glorious!
Wonderful grilled meatiness!
But wait, don’t burn it!
- Hope Barney
620.
A world in darkness.
When the SPAM is expired
What a dark nightmare.
- Hope Barney
621.
Electricity
Is it as good as the SPAM?
Better? I think not!
- Hope Barney
622.
The can is empty.
My tummy, it growls for more!
It yearns for the SPAM!
- Hope Barney
623.
Glorious deep fry.
Batter-dipped, then batter fried.
Tummy is rumbling.
- Hope Barney (ed. D. V. M.)
624.
The day is sizzling.
Hot meaty SPAM is frying.
My mouth, it waters
- Hope Barney (ed. D. V. M.)
625.
Tiny, meaty chunks
All wrapped up in a blanket.
It's a SPAM-rito!
- Hope Barney (ed. D. V. M.)
626.
Will it be toasted?
Will it be hot and steaming?
SPAM - good any way.
- Hope Barney (ed. D. V. M.)
627.
S-P-A-M SPAM!
That’s how it’s always been spelled.
But what does it mean?
- Getzemany Bayardo-Sandoval
628.
I don’t like SPAM much
Yet I feel SPAMcerity
I’m stuck in limbo
- Cody Chavira
629.
The key to success
Comes in a tiny blue can
SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM
- Maiya De La Rosa
630.
If SPAM were a girl
I’d follow her to the end. . .
The end of the world
- Rodger Ellis
631.
SPAM-ku is the best
SPAM is the best thing around
I love to eat SPAM
- Rodger Ellis & Joseph Huisar
632.
The SPAM is no scam
The man of the SPAM is here
I’ve got the SPAM man
- Kenneth Eslinger
633.
A stone, rock, fire, wood
I am burning the SPAM man
All is burnt down. Darn.
- Kenneth Eslinger
634.
Searching and searching
The meat is red and chunky
Johnny is missing
- Moniel Flores
635.
I’m going to hurl.
The SPAM you cook is awful.
Montoya’s cooking.
- Moniel Flores
636.
What do we want? SPAM!
When do we want it? SPAM SPAM!
That’s not what I asked…
- Nicole Frazier & Nathan Polanco
637.
SPAM is my lover
SPAM is my life-long best friend
I married the SPAM
- Nicole Frazier & Nathan Polanco
638. “The Glorious Piggy”
Glorious Piggy
Wandering through the forest
Dead Pig, at last, SPAM!
- Nick Fuller and Elizabeth Palomo
639.
SPAM is love and life
It brings happiness…and tears
When it is consumed
- Justin Gabriel
640.
A delicacy…
A simple, yet amazing
Work of true beauty
- Justin Gabriel
641.
SPAM-ku? Or just SPAM?
What kind of lover are you?
I am both of those
- Justin Gabriel
642.
Three minutes into
This great and wonderful SPAM-
Ku tasting party
- Justin Gabriel
643.
SPAM-lite in a can
That disgusting thing appeared
Thrown out the window
- Justin Gabriel
644.
Unfamiliar
Pink, moist, substance. What is it?
Today we find out.
- Sarina Garcia-Prieto & Eli Fuentes
645.
Greasy, processed “meat”
It is saltier than us…
And that says something.
- Sarina Garcia-Prieto & Eli Fuentes
646.
Deceptive cadence
You make me steaming, angry
Please take me home, SPAM
- Joshua Glenn
647.
Raw SPAM or cooked, and
Both very greasy for me
and most prefer cooked.
- Mark Halsig
648.
My SPAM is the man!
He tastes the best of the bunch.
Though greasy to touch.
- Mark Halsig
649.
Today a nice shirt –
Tomorrow a greasy one.
That’s what SPAM will do.
- Mark Halsig
650.
The wait is over!
SPAM shall once again fill hearts!
And clog arteries!
- Andrew S. Hernandez
651.
What goes great with SPAM?
Harmonic Lettuce of course!
Oh my gosh, yum yum!
- Heriberto “Eddie” Hernandez
652.
I married my SPAM
Next thing I knew I cried SPAM
Cause of death… rotting.
- Stephanie Herrera Hughes
653.
Something that is square
It brings happiness and love
Please pass me some SPAM
- Joseph Huisar
655.
Such a mystery
SPAM what are you, please tell me
I want to try you
- Elva Lopez
656.
SPAM is not good but
The moment when you try it
it may be real good
- Lannah Martin 4/7/16
657.
Dear, SPAM. What are you?
Mystery meat, strange pink meat.
Happy birthday meat!
- Christian Orozco
658.
The SPAM king is bad.
A SPAM-coup is what we need.
Off with his pink head.
- Christian Orozco
659.
SPAM is over fire
It’s soft flesh, burns to a crisp
Try to eat it now
- Christian Orozco
660.
Stab the tin apart
Rip the metal to reach in
SPAM within my grasp
- Dylan Padilla
661.
Ran after tin can
Treasure suited for a man
It’s a can of SPAM
- Dylan Padilla
662. “Variety”
Much wonderful food
but nothing compares to the
pink, salty piglet
- Elizabeth Palomo & Nick Fuller
663.
Please bring me my SPAM
Although I have not tried it
I am intrigued now
- Callista Pattillo
664.
S is for my SPAM
The one who left me for my
Stomach, you traitor...
- Callista Pattillo
665.
The blue tin stares back
It tempts me like nothing else
Shall I eat more? Yes!
- Callista Pattillo
666.
Gooey, yummy, SPAM
It’s slime is most delightful
It is better fried…
- Callista Pattillo
667.
Lovers of SPAM-ku
Smells like seafood but tastes good
The SPAM is all mine
- Callista Pattillo
668.
Lovely little SPAM
Two year reunion today
My taste buds won’t wait
- Alan Pimentel
669.
U.S.A. and SPAM
Amber waves of SPAM in cans
SPAM bless the U.S.
- Alan Pimentel
670.
SPAM, how I love thee!
SPAM, a special treat for me
Fun to cook and eat
- Alan Pimentel
671.
SPAM, SPAM, are you ham?
When I taste you, be a fan?
I’ve never had SPAM.
- Nathan Polanco
672.
It’s Albert Swinestein
Look at my theory of SPAM
E equals SPAM squared
- Thomas Potter
673.
Joy of Pottysville
Laughter, bending, farting, SPAM
Makes me go potty.
- Oliver Solares
674.
SPAM is amazing
SPAM wasabi is so great
To share with your mate
- Leslie Ramirez
675.
I walk down a path
Where buildings are made of SPAM
So is the water
- Leslie Ramirez
676.
I think about him
But I think about SPAM more
I left him for SPAM
- Leslie Ramirez
677.
My sketchbook is full
of drawings of fancy SPAM
One has a top hat
- Leslie Ramirez
678.
SPAM wasabi and
Writing SPAM-ku is the best.
What more could you ask?
- Leslie Ramirez
679.
She is dead… I’m glad!
Now SPAM, her name still remains
Piggy Azalea.
- Alberto Reyes
680.
Banging on the drum
No sound… It starts to come out
Newborn SPAM baby.
- Alberto Reyes
681.
The pig is now dead
I hear something in the bush
Mauled by the SPAM SPAM
- Alberto Reyes
682.
SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM
Praise to the Glorious SPAM
Bless to the great SPAM
- Jessica Miller
683.
SPAM fried with some eggs.
Toasted bread to hold it all.
Ate it all in one.
- Jessica Miller
684.
All my SPAM is gone.
Been three days since I had SPAM;
I might go crazy.
- Jessica Miller
685.
Roses are red and
Violets are blue. I ate SPAM.
You should eat some, too.
- Jessica Miller
686.
SPAM, pink slime. Sublime.
What are the ingredients?
Human guts and tears.
- Antonio Serrano
687.
SPAM diabetes.
Doctor forbids SPAM diet.
Good bye my left leg.
- Antonio Serrano
688.
Oh I do not know
How to write haikus of SPAM
I’ve never had SPAM
- Hyacinth Thomson
689.
Gathered in the room,
We sit and await the SPAM,
Just a taste. . .goodness.
- Isabel Trujillo
690.
The smell of the SPAM,
The sound of the SPAM sizzles,
Can’t wait to taste SPAM
- Isabel Trujillo
691.
SPAM here and SPAM there,
SPAM is truly everywhere.
SPAM’s in my tummy.
- Isabel Trujillo
692.
Alone on the shelf
SPAM’s beauty I admire
I am now hungry
- Gillian Urban
693.
SPAM! I yearn for thee!
“Please save me from aching pain,”
my stomach exclaims!
- Gillian Urban
694.
Life’s mystery is
Hidden in a special can
Is it pork… or meat?
- Elissa Vargas & Maiya De La Rosa
695.
Why is SPAM so good
Pleasant to eat and to smell
Temptation is high
- Elissa Vargas
696.
Oh, heroic meat
Fighting crime - and hunger, too
Super SPAM saves lives!
- Mr. Tanner Wilson
697.
All SPAM is da fam
Sadly, this fam is hungry
Bye-Bye SPAMmy fam
- Jaysson Yriarte
698.
All these empty cans…
Why do you take so much space?!
I need more for SPAM
- Jaysson Yriarte
699.
Saltiest of all!
Enticing, I must have more
Though I need water.
- Jaysson Yriarte
700.
Anniversary
Ten heartfelt, delicious years.
Come, next decade, come.
- D. V. Montoya
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Summer 2016
701.
The SPAM-ku archive
leaves all mankind pondering. . .
Umm. . .Why is this here?
- Andrew S. Hernandez
702.
O flesh of delight,
how you smell when burned, pink, charred!
SPAM, you are so bold!
- Alexandra Barney-Loomis
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Spring 2017
703.
This SPAM musubi
Has quite a wiggly booty.
Please lose the seaweed.
- D. V. Montoya
704.
The market restocked!
Always will I give you praise.
Forever, SPAMen.
- April Mendiola
705-708.
Mad Sprinch upon us
It’s impossible to trust
When will they be caught?
You need not wait now
For you already see me
Fear, O bearer mine
Cry, Montoya, cry
Infiltrated your party
Allowed a sprinch in!
Be scared, you cultists!
Time for me to leave, goodbye.
Forever, Yazaam
- Cody Chavira
709.
The Mad Sprinch is known.
My son has left the blest fold.
Nothing matters now.
- D. V. Montoya
710.
You allowed me in
Your mistake,O bearer mine
Bask in your defeat
- Cody Chavira
711.
Nothing matters now
Except my salty SPAM tears
SPAM-ku is over?
- D. V. Montoya
712.
The SPAM is all gone!
I ate every single one
Ay! Tiene miedo!
- Leslie Ramirez (In Montoya Spanish?)
713.
Slowly drifting down.
Is it a cacahuate?
No, it’s just the SPAM.
- Leslie Ramirez (in Montoya Spanish)
714.
Stressful recital
Six people cancelled their acts!
May I use bongos?
- Andrew Hernandez (haiku during SPAM-ku week!)
715.
You won a new car!
But a secret hides inside,
A SPAM with virus!
- Vanessa Villalpando
716. "Spam Discovery"
I once found a can
The insides tasted of ham.
The label read, SPAM!
- Gillian Urban
717. "Edible"
I opened the SPAM.
Shriek! Is that a thumb I see?
Can I still eat it?...
- Gillian Urban (4/18/17)
718.
Ukes, counterpoint, SPAM.
Makings of a great summer.
I, IV, V of SPAM.
- Andrew Hernandez
719-724. “BALLAD OF THE LA VISTAN” [title by DVM]
Despite my absence
This change from school to school, my
SPAMcerity lives.
La Vista is lame
Not a single SPAM lover
I just don’t belong
Wish I could go back
My home, a kingdom for SPAM
That is all I wish
Those who adore SPAM
I will consider those not
Friends, but family
For in family
There needs to be SPAM, SPAM, SPAM.
No need for others
This school won’t change me.
I’m true to myself. Therefore
Please, let there be SPAM.
- Justin Gabriel
725.
Our last SPAM-Ku day.
It is sad to see it go
Graduation comes
- Cody Chavira & Justin Gabriel
726.
I wake up with fear.
Oh no! The SPAM is all gone .
It was just a dream.
- Leslie Ramirez
727.
I love SPAM so much.
I wrote a song about it.
It is called "SPAM Love."
- Leslie Ramirez
728.
Hey hamburguesa!
Crab? No? Cabbage? NO! Rice? NO!!
What is it? It’s SPAM.
- Leslie Ramirez
729.
Montoya Spanish
More like Montoya SPAMish
Another website
- Leslie Ramirez
730.
Señor Montoya
Tiene un cuatro de SPAM
Esta bastante
- Leslie Ramirez
731.
El sitio de SPAM.
Tiene mucho más SPAM-kus.
Yo tengo cinco.
- Leslie Ramirez
732.
Señor Montoya
Sabe mucho de SPAM-ku
Es cómo dios
- Leslie Ramirez
733.
Señor Montoya
Tiene calcetines de
La comida SPAM
- Leslie Ramirez
734.
Serendipity
Individuality
SPAMmity SPAM SPAM
- Callista Pattillo & Andy Au
735.
Delectable SPAM
In the depths of my stomach
Where is the bathroom?
- Callista Pattillo & Andy Au
736.
Single long black hair
Lodged in the middle of SPAM
Andy, stop cooking
- Callista Pattillo & Andy Au
737.
With my heart comes SPAM
And inside the can comes SPAM
Hours later…. SPAM
- Cody Chavira & Joshua Melara
738.
Best SPAM piece ever?
Beethoven’s 5th “SPAM-phony”
Ah, sweet, salty chords
- Cody Chavira & Joshua Melara
739.
Inside email SPAM
Technological e-SPAM
Wait! this is not SPAM
- Cody Chavira & Joshua Melara
740.
I open the can
My taste buds begin to flare
To the SPAM’s despair.
- Mark Halsig
741.
The piggy did squeal
The poor piggy barely did
As Hormel came in.
- Mark Halsig
742.
Mister Montoya
A SPAM’s great, big, mean nightmare
As Montoya eats.
- Mark Halsig
743.
As he sat still there
Pondering his life choices. . .
bit SPAMquility.
- Mark Halsig
744.
This one’s a haiku
For me, worry not at all
For SPAM has my back
- Mark Halsig
745.
Getting home from school
My hunger now awakens
Luckily there's SPAM
- Joseph Huisar
746.
SPAM inside a can
There inside are you locked in
Or am I locked out?
- Joseph Huisar
747.
There is so much salt
I keep eating anyways
I need some water
- Joseph Huisar
748.
Made of nuts and bolts
Sadly the robot can’t eat
It will not taste SPAM
- Joseph Huisar
749.
SPAM is eternal
When civilization falls
SPAM alone remains
- Tom Nichols & April Mendiola
750.
Nonsense, all of you.
For when he gave bread and wine,
He also gave SPAM
- Tom Nichols & April Mendiola
751.
Velveeta laced with
Sea water, kimchi, oysters
And hints of Alpo
- Tom Nichols & April Mendiola
752.
“UGHH!” said Montoya
“WHY DOES THIS SPAM LOOK SO BROWN?”
Found in the bathroom
- Josh Solis & Alan Pimentel
753.
Mi corazon SPAM
Tienes todo mi amor
Regalos de Dios
- Josh Solis & Alan Pimentel
754.
Trump: “SPAM is fake news.”
What’s next? Threatening SPAM’s life
Mother of all SPAMs
- Josh Solis & Alan Pimentel
755.
Pass me the bongos
I have a story to tell
A story of SPAM
- Kymberlee Siebel & Rodger Ellis
756.
Two slices of SPAM
Between two slices of bread
Lunch is made for one
- Kymberlee Siebel & Rodger Ellis
757.
The world needs all SPAM
It's all about the world SPAM
SPAM is great SPAM SPAM
- Kymberlee Siebel & Rodger Ellis
758.
Everyone needs SPAM
No one can live without SPAM
We all need some SPAM
- Kymberlee Siebel & Rodger Ellis
759.
beautiful, simple
comes the unique creations
of wonderful SPAM
- Alyssa Hastings Green
760.
Syllable counting
Hopes for SPAM sincerity
On this special week
- Alyssa Hastings Green
761.
A mate must be picked
By their love of our lord SPAM
The one & only
- Alyssa Hastings Green
762.
Montoya loves SPAM
So does Ms. Mendiola
What great and best friends
- Alyssa Hastings Green
763.
Is that a weed drug
In my good Christian suburbs?
SPAM is much better.
- Alyssa Hastings Green
764.
Bienvenidos hoy!
It is always super fun
at the SPAM castle
- Alyssa Hastings Green
765.
Tim the fish, oh yes
Well he loves SPAM-ku, oh yes
But he has no life
- Alyssa Hastings Green
766. "SPAMglish"
SPAM’s universal
En cada lenguahe es
Especial to me!
- Jessica Miller & Kaitlyn Nicole Tenorio
767. "My SPAM & I"
My love has left me
We had an amazing ride
Till I ate him. Yum!
- Jessica Miller & Kaitlyn Nicole Tenorio
768. "Tragic"
Montoya's “drop list”
Has a new addition, it’s
A whole can of SPAM
- Jessica Miller & Kaitlyn Nicole Tenorio
769. "Cries"
I cry a gallon
Of SPAM a night to feed me
The very next day
- Jessica Miller & Kaitlyn Nicole Tenorio
770. "Friends"
I have no friends, none
To keep me company so
I write sad SPAM-ku
- Jessica Miller & Kaitlyn Nicole Tenorio
771. "The Proper Decision"
Fancy tuxedo
Five-star high-end restaurant
I order the SPAM
- Dylan Padilla & Jaysson Yriarte
772. "The Traveling Truth"
I travel the world
Spread the true meaning of life
SPAM enlightenment
- Dylan Padilla & Jaysson Yriarte
773. "No Meat Like SPAM"
I try a new meat
Lacking in exquisite taste
I run back to SPAM
- Dylan Padilla & Jaysson Yriarte
774.
I love my darling
SPAM on the other hand though
Shhh that’s a secret….
- Justin Jordan Gabriel & Emily Buck
775.
I could write a song
About my beloved SPAM
But my love comes first
- Justin Jordan Gabriel & Emily Buck
776.
Potatoes are good
I like potatoes that much
Even more with SPAM
- Justin Jordan Gabriel & Emily Buck
777.
Oh thy fairest muse
Take all hold of mine vision
Tell me of the SPAM
- Eduardo Martinez & Getzemany Sandoval Bayardo
778.
All of this good SPAM
Makes me go really crazy
For I love thy SPAM
- Eduardo Martinez & Getzemany Sandoval Bayardo
779.
SPAM, every sound heard
Day and night that all they cried
You bunch of phonies
- Eduardo Martinez & Getzemany Sandoval Bayardo
780.
The sizzle of SPAM
Warms my heart more than the grill
I think I'm in love
- Gillian Urban & Elizabeth Palomo
781.
As the grease sizzles
The SPAM will take its first breath
The aroma spreads
- Gillian Urban & Elizabeth Palomo
782.
Pop, flip, tap, slide, plop.
Released! The SPAM has been freed
For all to enjoy!
- Gillian Urban & Elizabeth Palomo
783. - 789. "The Mad Sprinch?"
A mad sprinch arrives!
O bearer mine, not so kind
SPAM be gone!..... You’ll see.
A sprinch among you
Are you scared O bearer mine?
False prophet. Be scared.
Fear the fate of SPAM
It is I, O bearer mine
For SPAM-ku will fall!
SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM
SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM
SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SUCKS!!!!
Mad sprinch imposter?
O bearer mine, so naive….
Careful who you trust.
Be calm, mere mortals
It’s not time, O bearer mine
For Friday will come….
Fear, O bearer mine
For Nathan is not your sprinch….
Friday…. Finally.
- THE MAD SPRINCH
790. "Greasy Tears"
My heart is broken
She left me tears on my face
SPAM is my tissue….
- Cody Chavira
791. "Better than SPAM?"
What’s better than SPAM?
How ‘bout Lil’ Cherry Sours?
Nah…. not as salty.
- Cody Chavira
792.
Montoya’s “drop list”
Will SPAM be next on the list?
Only if pigs fly.
- Cody Chavira
793.
Classic SPAM lovers
Salmon pink lips full of SPAM
Delicious fried love
- Callista Patillo
794.
Montoya loves SPAM
Dooms all sprinches forever
SPAM-ku week is fun
- Callista Patillo
795.
One bowl, one pink loaf
One love for eternity
It is all gone now
- Callista Pattillo
796.
Once upon a time
SPAM. Just kidding she is a
Vegetarian
- Cynthia Camarillo
797.
Did you hear that love?
It’s coming from the kitchen
I’m scared! I’m scared! AH!
- Cynthia Camarillo
798.
There is crust of SPAM
Where you once were time ago
Me and a can now
- Cynthia Camarillo
799.
My lover and I
I’m sitting as he gets fried
I did you so wrong
- Cynthia Camarillo
800.
Cody says Yazzum
And the whole room gets annoyed
But we still have SPAM
- Alan Pimentel
801.
Oh team M&M
SPAMfully SPAMming the room
Donske’s great demise
- Alan Pimentel
802.
With this pen I write
Beautiful haikus of SPAM
Ink flowing - eat SPAM
- Alan Pimentel
803.
Holy SPAM gods say
SPAM: Ambrosia and Heaven
Combined in your mouth
- Alan Pimentel
804.
My pen is drying
I must find another one
To write more SPAM-kus
- Alan Pimentel
805.
I found a new pen
My stomach growls for a can
A blue can of SPAM
- Alan Pimentel
806.
My girlfriend hates SPAM
There’s only one thing to say
Being single rocks
- Alan Pimentel
807.
Yes! Green Eggs and SPAM!!!
I do! Yes I do love them
Oh dear SPAM I am!
- April Mendiola
808.
What is SPAM? I am.
I am SPAM inside of the
smallest can. Please help!
- Nathan Polanco
809.
How great is my day?
It is nothing without SPAM
Oh wait. . .here it is.
- Joseph Huisar
810.
The taste and the smell
Ah, it is perfect always
My beloved SPAM
- Joseph Huisar
811.
It’s almost lunch time
My hunger is growing large
It is time for SPAM
- Joseph Huisar
812.
SPAM-ku is today
It gives me inspiration
Write more about SPAM
- Joseph Huisar
813.
SPAM where have you gone?
You have been missing for days
Please come back to me!
- Joseph Huisar
814.
Oh the tragedy!
The SPAM cans are all now gone
We ate all the SPAM!
- Joseph Huisar
815.
I now see the light
It arrived that fateful day
Religion of SPAM
- Joseph Huisar
816.
Outshining a star
It brightens the universe
Our beloved SPAM
- Joseph Huisar
817.
I sense from within
The SPAM is strong with this one
Let SPAM be with you
- Joseph Huisar
818.
What is that I smell?
SPAM the almighty is here.
This must be heaven.
- Joseph Huisar
819.
O! e! Ah umu
Le al me re ni, sa! ti!
Oh, S! P! A! M!
- Getzemany Sandoval Bayardo
820.
One year there was SPAM
The next it was gone, goodbye
My life time supply
- Jessica Miller
821.
SPAM how I love you
You bring great joy and flavor
To a life so dull
- Isaiah Solis
822.
I’ve never tried SPAM.
I do not know how it tastes.
I’m willing to try.
- Kymberlee Siebel
823.
Woe is you, my soul!
Damn you, cursed forsaken life!
Allergic to SPAM.
- Jaysson Yriarte
824.
We blame the EMan
But the sprinch is upon us.
Isaiah is he.
- Stephanie Herrera-Hughes
825.
Fifty pounds of SPAM….
My tastebuds are ecstatic!
My heart is not well.
- Gillian Urban
826.
Montoya blames him.
Eddie is innocent here
He just wants some SPAM
- Maiya De La Rosa
827.
Completeness is key
Satisfaction at its best
Only SPAM succeeds
- Elizabeth Palomo & Isabel Trujillo
828.
End to all sprinches
They try to keep SPAM from us
SPAM perpetrators
- Josh Solis
829.
SPAM may not be good
But SPAM-ku is the best thing
My apology
- Lannah Martin
830.
SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, so good.
SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, so wonderful!
Please stop SPAMming me!
- Andy Au
831.
Loneliness, despair
Life itself is meaningless
Without SPAM’s comfort
- Elizabeth Palomo
832.
SPAM how I love thee
Waiting to be free from can
for me to enjoy
- Eduardo Martinez-Flores
833.
SPAM on the counter
My mother said it would be
Sadly, it was not….
- Nicole Frazier
834.
The water shoots far
My heart, unconditional
You are perfect, SPAM
- Nicole Frazier
835.
Que lastima es
Que dolor soy sintiendo
SPAM, Julieta
- Kaitlyn Tenorio
836.
Bonita cancíon
Spantosa pero linda
Un palabra…. SPAM
- Kaitlyn Tenorio
837.
SPAM is amazing
Although it may be salty
I will love it still
- Emily Buck
838.
Today I ate SPAM.
SPAM and rice to be exact.
Best day of my life.
- Celiese Chavez
839. "Chinese Zodiac"
Two-oh-one-seven.
That's not the year of the SPAM!!
Ah! Two-oh-one-nine.
- Alan Pimentel (5-29-19)
[Alan wrote this in the year of the Pig, 2019,
to fill in a void in the 2017 archive. Brilliant.]
840. - 843. "Four-Part SPAMony for the La Habra High School Choir"
S
It is difficult,
Gristly chunk lodged in gullet,
To nail that high A.
A
She tries smoking it,
Seeking a huskier tone.
Squeals issue from maw.
T
We need more tenors.
David offers free SPAM snacks.
We've no more tenors.
B
Subsonic rumbles
From Chesnokov pedal point.
Pensive loaf quavers.
-- John Nagamichi Cho
[Graciously gifted from the S. H. A. M. himself to
Mr. Montoya and the La Habra High School Choir.]
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703.
This SPAM musubi
Has quite a wiggly booty.
Please lose the seaweed.
- D. V. Montoya
704.
The market restocked!
Always will I give you praise.
Forever, SPAMen.
- April Mendiola
705-708.
Mad Sprinch upon us
It’s impossible to trust
When will they be caught?
You need not wait now
For you already see me
Fear, O bearer mine
Cry, Montoya, cry
Infiltrated your party
Allowed a sprinch in!
Be scared, you cultists!
Time for me to leave, goodbye.
Forever, Yazaam
- Cody Chavira
709.
The Mad Sprinch is known.
My son has left the blest fold.
Nothing matters now.
- D. V. Montoya
710.
You allowed me in
Your mistake,O bearer mine
Bask in your defeat
- Cody Chavira
711.
Nothing matters now
Except my salty SPAM tears
SPAM-ku is over?
- D. V. Montoya
712.
The SPAM is all gone!
I ate every single one
Ay! Tiene miedo!
- Leslie Ramirez (In Montoya Spanish?)
713.
Slowly drifting down.
Is it a cacahuate?
No, it’s just the SPAM.
- Leslie Ramirez (in Montoya Spanish)
714.
Stressful recital
Six people cancelled their acts!
May I use bongos?
- Andrew Hernandez (haiku during SPAM-ku week!)
715.
You won a new car!
But a secret hides inside,
A SPAM with virus!
- Vanessa Villalpando
716. "Spam Discovery"
I once found a can
The insides tasted of ham.
The label read, SPAM!
- Gillian Urban
717. "Edible"
I opened the SPAM.
Shriek! Is that a thumb I see?
Can I still eat it?...
- Gillian Urban (4/18/17)
718.
Ukes, counterpoint, SPAM.
Makings of a great summer.
I, IV, V of SPAM.
- Andrew Hernandez
719-724. “BALLAD OF THE LA VISTAN” [title by DVM]
Despite my absence
This change from school to school, my
SPAMcerity lives.
La Vista is lame
Not a single SPAM lover
I just don’t belong
Wish I could go back
My home, a kingdom for SPAM
That is all I wish
Those who adore SPAM
I will consider those not
Friends, but family
For in family
There needs to be SPAM, SPAM, SPAM.
No need for others
This school won’t change me.
I’m true to myself. Therefore
Please, let there be SPAM.
- Justin Gabriel
725.
Our last SPAM-Ku day.
It is sad to see it go
Graduation comes
- Cody Chavira & Justin Gabriel
726.
I wake up with fear.
Oh no! The SPAM is all gone .
It was just a dream.
- Leslie Ramirez
727.
I love SPAM so much.
I wrote a song about it.
It is called "SPAM Love."
- Leslie Ramirez
728.
Hey hamburguesa!
Crab? No? Cabbage? NO! Rice? NO!!
What is it? It’s SPAM.
- Leslie Ramirez
729.
Montoya Spanish
More like Montoya SPAMish
Another website
- Leslie Ramirez
730.
Señor Montoya
Tiene un cuatro de SPAM
Esta bastante
- Leslie Ramirez
731.
El sitio de SPAM.
Tiene mucho más SPAM-kus.
Yo tengo cinco.
- Leslie Ramirez
732.
Señor Montoya
Sabe mucho de SPAM-ku
Es cómo dios
- Leslie Ramirez
733.
Señor Montoya
Tiene calcetines de
La comida SPAM
- Leslie Ramirez
734.
Serendipity
Individuality
SPAMmity SPAM SPAM
- Callista Pattillo & Andy Au
735.
Delectable SPAM
In the depths of my stomach
Where is the bathroom?
- Callista Pattillo & Andy Au
736.
Single long black hair
Lodged in the middle of SPAM
Andy, stop cooking
- Callista Pattillo & Andy Au
737.
With my heart comes SPAM
And inside the can comes SPAM
Hours later…. SPAM
- Cody Chavira & Joshua Melara
738.
Best SPAM piece ever?
Beethoven’s 5th “SPAM-phony”
Ah, sweet, salty chords
- Cody Chavira & Joshua Melara
739.
Inside email SPAM
Technological e-SPAM
Wait! this is not SPAM
- Cody Chavira & Joshua Melara
740.
I open the can
My taste buds begin to flare
To the SPAM’s despair.
- Mark Halsig
741.
The piggy did squeal
The poor piggy barely did
As Hormel came in.
- Mark Halsig
742.
Mister Montoya
A SPAM’s great, big, mean nightmare
As Montoya eats.
- Mark Halsig
743.
As he sat still there
Pondering his life choices. . .
bit SPAMquility.
- Mark Halsig
744.
This one’s a haiku
For me, worry not at all
For SPAM has my back
- Mark Halsig
745.
Getting home from school
My hunger now awakens
Luckily there's SPAM
- Joseph Huisar
746.
SPAM inside a can
There inside are you locked in
Or am I locked out?
- Joseph Huisar
747.
There is so much salt
I keep eating anyways
I need some water
- Joseph Huisar
748.
Made of nuts and bolts
Sadly the robot can’t eat
It will not taste SPAM
- Joseph Huisar
749.
SPAM is eternal
When civilization falls
SPAM alone remains
- Tom Nichols & April Mendiola
750.
Nonsense, all of you.
For when he gave bread and wine,
He also gave SPAM
- Tom Nichols & April Mendiola
751.
Velveeta laced with
Sea water, kimchi, oysters
And hints of Alpo
- Tom Nichols & April Mendiola
752.
“UGHH!” said Montoya
“WHY DOES THIS SPAM LOOK SO BROWN?”
Found in the bathroom
- Josh Solis & Alan Pimentel
753.
Mi corazon SPAM
Tienes todo mi amor
Regalos de Dios
- Josh Solis & Alan Pimentel
754.
Trump: “SPAM is fake news.”
What’s next? Threatening SPAM’s life
Mother of all SPAMs
- Josh Solis & Alan Pimentel
755.
Pass me the bongos
I have a story to tell
A story of SPAM
- Kymberlee Siebel & Rodger Ellis
756.
Two slices of SPAM
Between two slices of bread
Lunch is made for one
- Kymberlee Siebel & Rodger Ellis
757.
The world needs all SPAM
It's all about the world SPAM
SPAM is great SPAM SPAM
- Kymberlee Siebel & Rodger Ellis
758.
Everyone needs SPAM
No one can live without SPAM
We all need some SPAM
- Kymberlee Siebel & Rodger Ellis
759.
beautiful, simple
comes the unique creations
of wonderful SPAM
- Alyssa Hastings Green
760.
Syllable counting
Hopes for SPAM sincerity
On this special week
- Alyssa Hastings Green
761.
A mate must be picked
By their love of our lord SPAM
The one & only
- Alyssa Hastings Green
762.
Montoya loves SPAM
So does Ms. Mendiola
What great and best friends
- Alyssa Hastings Green
763.
Is that a weed drug
In my good Christian suburbs?
SPAM is much better.
- Alyssa Hastings Green
764.
Bienvenidos hoy!
It is always super fun
at the SPAM castle
- Alyssa Hastings Green
765.
Tim the fish, oh yes
Well he loves SPAM-ku, oh yes
But he has no life
- Alyssa Hastings Green
766. "SPAMglish"
SPAM’s universal
En cada lenguahe es
Especial to me!
- Jessica Miller & Kaitlyn Nicole Tenorio
767. "My SPAM & I"
My love has left me
We had an amazing ride
Till I ate him. Yum!
- Jessica Miller & Kaitlyn Nicole Tenorio
768. "Tragic"
Montoya's “drop list”
Has a new addition, it’s
A whole can of SPAM
- Jessica Miller & Kaitlyn Nicole Tenorio
769. "Cries"
I cry a gallon
Of SPAM a night to feed me
The very next day
- Jessica Miller & Kaitlyn Nicole Tenorio
770. "Friends"
I have no friends, none
To keep me company so
I write sad SPAM-ku
- Jessica Miller & Kaitlyn Nicole Tenorio
771. "The Proper Decision"
Fancy tuxedo
Five-star high-end restaurant
I order the SPAM
- Dylan Padilla & Jaysson Yriarte
772. "The Traveling Truth"
I travel the world
Spread the true meaning of life
SPAM enlightenment
- Dylan Padilla & Jaysson Yriarte
773. "No Meat Like SPAM"
I try a new meat
Lacking in exquisite taste
I run back to SPAM
- Dylan Padilla & Jaysson Yriarte
774.
I love my darling
SPAM on the other hand though
Shhh that’s a secret….
- Justin Jordan Gabriel & Emily Buck
775.
I could write a song
About my beloved SPAM
But my love comes first
- Justin Jordan Gabriel & Emily Buck
776.
Potatoes are good
I like potatoes that much
Even more with SPAM
- Justin Jordan Gabriel & Emily Buck
777.
Oh thy fairest muse
Take all hold of mine vision
Tell me of the SPAM
- Eduardo Martinez & Getzemany Sandoval Bayardo
778.
All of this good SPAM
Makes me go really crazy
For I love thy SPAM
- Eduardo Martinez & Getzemany Sandoval Bayardo
779.
SPAM, every sound heard
Day and night that all they cried
You bunch of phonies
- Eduardo Martinez & Getzemany Sandoval Bayardo
780.
The sizzle of SPAM
Warms my heart more than the grill
I think I'm in love
- Gillian Urban & Elizabeth Palomo
781.
As the grease sizzles
The SPAM will take its first breath
The aroma spreads
- Gillian Urban & Elizabeth Palomo
782.
Pop, flip, tap, slide, plop.
Released! The SPAM has been freed
For all to enjoy!
- Gillian Urban & Elizabeth Palomo
783. - 789. "The Mad Sprinch?"
A mad sprinch arrives!
O bearer mine, not so kind
SPAM be gone!..... You’ll see.
A sprinch among you
Are you scared O bearer mine?
False prophet. Be scared.
Fear the fate of SPAM
It is I, O bearer mine
For SPAM-ku will fall!
SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM
SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM
SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SUCKS!!!!
Mad sprinch imposter?
O bearer mine, so naive….
Careful who you trust.
Be calm, mere mortals
It’s not time, O bearer mine
For Friday will come….
Fear, O bearer mine
For Nathan is not your sprinch….
Friday…. Finally.
- THE MAD SPRINCH
790. "Greasy Tears"
My heart is broken
She left me tears on my face
SPAM is my tissue….
- Cody Chavira
791. "Better than SPAM?"
What’s better than SPAM?
How ‘bout Lil’ Cherry Sours?
Nah…. not as salty.
- Cody Chavira
792.
Montoya’s “drop list”
Will SPAM be next on the list?
Only if pigs fly.
- Cody Chavira
793.
Classic SPAM lovers
Salmon pink lips full of SPAM
Delicious fried love
- Callista Patillo
794.
Montoya loves SPAM
Dooms all sprinches forever
SPAM-ku week is fun
- Callista Patillo
795.
One bowl, one pink loaf
One love for eternity
It is all gone now
- Callista Pattillo
796.
Once upon a time
SPAM. Just kidding she is a
Vegetarian
- Cynthia Camarillo
797.
Did you hear that love?
It’s coming from the kitchen
I’m scared! I’m scared! AH!
- Cynthia Camarillo
798.
There is crust of SPAM
Where you once were time ago
Me and a can now
- Cynthia Camarillo
799.
My lover and I
I’m sitting as he gets fried
I did you so wrong
- Cynthia Camarillo
800.
Cody says Yazzum
And the whole room gets annoyed
But we still have SPAM
- Alan Pimentel
801.
Oh team M&M
SPAMfully SPAMming the room
Donske’s great demise
- Alan Pimentel
802.
With this pen I write
Beautiful haikus of SPAM
Ink flowing - eat SPAM
- Alan Pimentel
803.
Holy SPAM gods say
SPAM: Ambrosia and Heaven
Combined in your mouth
- Alan Pimentel
804.
My pen is drying
I must find another one
To write more SPAM-kus
- Alan Pimentel
805.
I found a new pen
My stomach growls for a can
A blue can of SPAM
- Alan Pimentel
806.
My girlfriend hates SPAM
There’s only one thing to say
Being single rocks
- Alan Pimentel
807.
Yes! Green Eggs and SPAM!!!
I do! Yes I do love them
Oh dear SPAM I am!
- April Mendiola
808.
What is SPAM? I am.
I am SPAM inside of the
smallest can. Please help!
- Nathan Polanco
809.
How great is my day?
It is nothing without SPAM
Oh wait. . .here it is.
- Joseph Huisar
810.
The taste and the smell
Ah, it is perfect always
My beloved SPAM
- Joseph Huisar
811.
It’s almost lunch time
My hunger is growing large
It is time for SPAM
- Joseph Huisar
812.
SPAM-ku is today
It gives me inspiration
Write more about SPAM
- Joseph Huisar
813.
SPAM where have you gone?
You have been missing for days
Please come back to me!
- Joseph Huisar
814.
Oh the tragedy!
The SPAM cans are all now gone
We ate all the SPAM!
- Joseph Huisar
815.
I now see the light
It arrived that fateful day
Religion of SPAM
- Joseph Huisar
816.
Outshining a star
It brightens the universe
Our beloved SPAM
- Joseph Huisar
817.
I sense from within
The SPAM is strong with this one
Let SPAM be with you
- Joseph Huisar
818.
What is that I smell?
SPAM the almighty is here.
This must be heaven.
- Joseph Huisar
819.
O! e! Ah umu
Le al me re ni, sa! ti!
Oh, S! P! A! M!
- Getzemany Sandoval Bayardo
820.
One year there was SPAM
The next it was gone, goodbye
My life time supply
- Jessica Miller
821.
SPAM how I love you
You bring great joy and flavor
To a life so dull
- Isaiah Solis
822.
I’ve never tried SPAM.
I do not know how it tastes.
I’m willing to try.
- Kymberlee Siebel
823.
Woe is you, my soul!
Damn you, cursed forsaken life!
Allergic to SPAM.
- Jaysson Yriarte
824.
We blame the EMan
But the sprinch is upon us.
Isaiah is he.
- Stephanie Herrera-Hughes
825.
Fifty pounds of SPAM….
My tastebuds are ecstatic!
My heart is not well.
- Gillian Urban
826.
Montoya blames him.
Eddie is innocent here
He just wants some SPAM
- Maiya De La Rosa
827.
Completeness is key
Satisfaction at its best
Only SPAM succeeds
- Elizabeth Palomo & Isabel Trujillo
828.
End to all sprinches
They try to keep SPAM from us
SPAM perpetrators
- Josh Solis
829.
SPAM may not be good
But SPAM-ku is the best thing
My apology
- Lannah Martin
830.
SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, so good.
SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, so wonderful!
Please stop SPAMming me!
- Andy Au
831.
Loneliness, despair
Life itself is meaningless
Without SPAM’s comfort
- Elizabeth Palomo
832.
SPAM how I love thee
Waiting to be free from can
for me to enjoy
- Eduardo Martinez-Flores
833.
SPAM on the counter
My mother said it would be
Sadly, it was not….
- Nicole Frazier
834.
The water shoots far
My heart, unconditional
You are perfect, SPAM
- Nicole Frazier
835.
Que lastima es
Que dolor soy sintiendo
SPAM, Julieta
- Kaitlyn Tenorio
836.
Bonita cancíon
Spantosa pero linda
Un palabra…. SPAM
- Kaitlyn Tenorio
837.
SPAM is amazing
Although it may be salty
I will love it still
- Emily Buck
838.
Today I ate SPAM.
SPAM and rice to be exact.
Best day of my life.
- Celiese Chavez
839. "Chinese Zodiac"
Two-oh-one-seven.
That's not the year of the SPAM!!
Ah! Two-oh-one-nine.
- Alan Pimentel (5-29-19)
[Alan wrote this in the year of the Pig, 2019,
to fill in a void in the 2017 archive. Brilliant.]
840. - 843. "Four-Part SPAMony for the La Habra High School Choir"
S
It is difficult,
Gristly chunk lodged in gullet,
To nail that high A.
A
She tries smoking it,
Seeking a huskier tone.
Squeals issue from maw.
T
We need more tenors.
David offers free SPAM snacks.
We've no more tenors.
B
Subsonic rumbles
From Chesnokov pedal point.
Pensive loaf quavers.
-- John Nagamichi Cho
[Graciously gifted from the S. H. A. M. himself to
Mr. Montoya and the La Habra High School Choir.]
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Spring 2018
844.
The SPAM-ku archive
leaves all mankind pondering. . .
Umm. . .Why is this here?
- Andrew S. Hernandez
845.
Twist, pull the sharp lid
Jerks and cuts me deeply, but
SPAM, aaah, my poultice
- Lucille Martinez
[poultice: a soft, moist mass of material, typically
of plant material or flour, applied to the body to relieve
soreness and inflammation and kept in place with cloth.]
846.
It’s a slimy square
A coral oinky, piggy
It’s ready to eat
847.
SPAM, SPAM, SPAM. It’s great!
There is a sprinch in this room
Alas, it is me!
- Andy Au (?)
848.
I have fooled you, sir.
Or have I, Montoya Sir,
could I be sprinchéd?
849.
The word sprinch is best.
To my ears so could I be
The sprinch of the year?
- Callie Patillo & Andy Au
850.
Delectable treats
It is so salty to eat
yet I am in love
851.
The salty bacon
SPAM you taste like this my love
but I need your crunch
852.
SPAM! Help me today
Eat me up before you go
A music legend
853.
The knife slides through it
It squishes down on the plate
I need my SPAM now
- Callista Pattillo & Andy Au
854.
It is time again
What an honor to attend
Thank God its SPAM day
- Elizabeth Palomo (?)
855.
Do you speak Spanish?
Would you say it’s Pig Latin?
SPAMITY SPAM SPAM!
- Isabel Trujillo
856.
The texture of lungs
The SPAM breathes upon the grill
What a salty thrill
- Elizabeth Palomo
857.
As my tastebuds stir
I snap…pop! Open the can
Sweet, salty goodness
- Elizabeth Palomo
858.
Beautiful music
Enjoying my salty snack
What’d be better!
- Elizabeth Palomo
859.
A planet of SPAM
A place where SPAM is worshiped
I love planet SPAM
860.
I have SPAM powers
I can talk to the SPAM can
It says, “Please help me”
- Jalissa Zavala & Brendan Moser
861.
I am one with SPAM
It fills my mind with wonder
Sixteen grams of love
862.
Eggs, SPAM, SPAM n’ eggs
SPAM sandwich sounds so yummy
SPAM, me, equals love
- Brendan Moser
863.
Oh the sacrifice!
Charlotte’s Web must mean nothing?
No pig will see spring
864.
George, Kramer, SPAMfeld
Barney, Robin, Ted, SPAMchelle
TV’s best when SPAMmed
865.
Sa Re Ga Ma Pa
Sa Ni Dha Pa Ma, hmmm no…
Sa Pa Ma? So close!
866.
SPAM Francisco, fried!
Santa SPAMbara was cooked
SPAMarctica next?
- Lillie Munnerlyn & Dear Isabel Trujillo
867.
I think about SPAM
every day, on the hour, day…
night. Bags under eyes.
868.
Pink sizzle, cookin’
Mouth water, new comer… mmm
Slather me some sauce
- Daniel Soto
869.
Would you rather watch
Seinfeld with Montoya or
eat SPAM for two weeks
- Leslie Ramirez
870.
Spicy ham, tasty
Amazing, mysterious
Acronym! It’s SPAM
- Miles Chapman
871.
Sizzled Pork and mmmm
I think that is SPAM I smell.
Pink, perfect SPAM. SPAM!
- Lucille Martinez
872.
So SPAM-a-licious!
With much glee is squealed, “OOOOEE”
Call me SPAM-kuku.
- Jessica King
873.
SPAM fries on the stove
Someone's knocking on the door
“Quick! Save my precious!”
- Stacey Farina
874.
Trilobites are sad
Missed the opportunity
By billions of years
- Mr. Tom Nichols
875.
SPAM! How i missed you!
Except in your sushi form
Delicious sushi
876.
Grilling, cooking, SPAM
Better with ketchup or ranch
Two pieces of bread
877.
Is one SPAM enough?
How about two SPAMs or three?
One SPAM is enough.
- Mr. David López Alemán
878.
I’d rather cut off
Five or six of my fingers
Than not worship SPAM
879.
What a horrid day
I opened the cabinet
And only saw beans.
880.
One spring afternoon
Ear drums taste a splendid wave:
“Son, I’m buying SPAM”.
- Mateen Abhar
881.
Pink and blue is who
Bongos, ukulele too
This is all SPAM-ku
882.
Pop sizzle pop pop
What is that sound but SPAM, plop
On the plate it splats
- Ashley Mobley
883.
Alex doesn’t SPAM
She doesn’t eat SPAM in can.
Is Alex a sprinch?
- Kaitlyn Tenorio
884.
My second SPAM week
Next year will be my third week
Sadly never four
- Kaitlyn Tenorio
885.
My wee childish brain
imagines Montoya in
a SPAM can zoot suit.
- Kaitlyn Tenorio
886.
Kermit must love SPAM
for he is always moving
closer to the can!
- Kaitlyn Tenorio
887.
I checked my inbox.
Nothing worthy to be found.
Oh SPAM, please SPAM me!
- Jessica King
888.
SPAM, how I love thee!
As your scent drifts to heaven
I fly on cloud nine.
- Jessica King
889.
Pork, beans, and spiced ham.
Pigs are my favorite dish
What’s life without SPAM?
- Jessica King
890.
Repository
I seek some tastier pink SPAM
It was just some gum
- Mark Halsig
891.
guitar songs are great
ukulele ones are too
But SPAM sings the best
- Mark Halsig
892.
I am a senior
My last year to enjoy SPAM
True SPAM-cerIty
- Andy Au
893.
The almighty SPAM
With the legendary can
Makes me who I am
- Stacey Farina
894.
My main life support
Comes from pencil and paper
written, “Read SPAM-kus.”
- Stacey Farina
895.
A song for the best
The main reason I’m alive
Most beloved SPAM
- Stacey Farina
896.
Questioned existence
Its unforgettable love
All came from a can
- Stacey Farina
897.
My dearest, for you
Put in a simple haiku
My SPAM, I love you
- Stacey Farina
898.
T’was love at first sight
Delivered inside a can
How lucky I am
- Stacey Farina
899.
Your exquisite can
Shines with outrageous beauty
Makes lust for your SPAM
- Stacey Farina
900.
SPAM you are my love
Heart squeals a loud ‘’ooo la la ‘’
I am SPAM-kuku
- Stacey Farina
901.
From heaven above
You’re the pink beautiful dove
Such greasy true love
- Stacey Farina
902.
My well-rounded date
Is a special one, alright?
Why, her name is SPAM
- Stacey Farina
903.
I know someone rich
They are not from around here
But from a small can
- Stacey Farina
904.
SPAM please don’t you cry
sprinches may not love you, no
but I surely do
- Stacey Farina
905.
Who’s the true SPero?
Why it’s none other than SPAM
Sacrificed for food
- Stacey Farina
906.
You ask, “Who’s the best?”
Why, it’s the little SPAM cans!
Bummer, it’s not you.
- Stacey Farina
907.
SPAM’s the foodstuffing
You will want SPAM or nothing
Our tummies puffing
- Stacey Farina
908.
Traveling with SPAM
is amazing. Spend it well
or you are punished.
- Paige “P.J.” Thoennes
909.
SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM
SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM
SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM yum
- Zachary Acosta
910.
Should I compare thee
to that of a summer’s SPAM
oh so pink and warm?
- Sam Paul
911.
Dear the mean ‘ol sprinch
we will find you and eat you
as you want with SPAM
- Stacey Farina
912.
five, seven, and five
are not enough syllables
to tell my SPAM love
- Leslie Ramirez
913.
sweet, spicy, salty
mouth-watering, heavenly
love in a can, SPAM
- Leslie Ramirez
914.
Music be wild-in
it gets SPAM out here cryin'
JDC be SPAM
- Alyssa Hastings Green
915.
I am thinking of
writing a song which tells you
how much I love SPAM
- Allison Wilcut
916.
SPAM is I am is
SPAM is me is I am SPAM
are you confused yet?
- Allison Wilcut
917.
shh… did you just hear?
SPAM is back in town, sadly
it will leave again
- Allison Wilcut
918.
Past SPero newly
acknowledged. Use process of
elimination!
- Alan Pimentel
919.
only six SPeros
one graduated, two love
SPAM and SPAM-ku, yes
- Alan Pimentel
920.
the feelings of one
with the help of multiple
all the SPAM will fall
- Callista Patillo & Andy Au (?)
921.
I saved all the SPAM
once a SPero, forgotten
was not invited
- Getzemany Sandoval Bayardo
922.
no party for me
and become banned I may be
but I still hate SPAM
923.
I write these wrong
all on purpose Montoya
for the hate of SPAM
- Josh & Jazlyn SPeros!
[Who were these sprinches who wrote the first
line wrong on purpose?!]
924.
You let him in here
I hope you know who’s a sprinch.
I pray for the SPAM
925.
SPAM-ku is very dum
almost as dum as SPAM is
SPAM-ku is not hard
- Anonymous
[note: dum was misspelled, and line 1 has 6 syllables!]
926.
SPAM is a disgrace!
Who eats meat out a can? It
should be banned to have.
- Anonymous
927.
Pink and fresh from can
golden brown and piping hot
forgotten and burnt
- Ashley Mobley
928.
This smell in the air
what can it be but SPAM, see
the infamous meat
- Ashley Mobley
929.
Death to all sprinches!
We must start a genocide
to let the SPAM live!
- Josh Solis
930.
”Welcome to Walmart!”
“Good day sir! Where is your SPAM?”
“We don’t sell that here.”
- Mateen Abhar
931.
Yo! What is up? SPAM!
Green eggs and SPAM. I am SPAM.
SPAMonometry.
- Gerald Espinoza
932.
I played the bongos.
I did play them very well.
Give me an invite.
[Disclaimer: This is not supposed to be rude. Haikus are short.]
- Rissa McDaris
933. "Sonmehima"'
Oh, I eat SPAM with
Facebook searching for posra -
and I get some SPAMs.
- Thomas Peiser
934.
Supreme Leader Snoke
skin color light pink, like SPAM
SPAM wars: Sprinch Strikes Back
- Alan Pimentel & Mark Halsig
935.
What even is SPAM?
What does it even taste like?
I’ve never had SPAM.
- Jakob D’Cameron
936.
SPAM-ku is quite odd
but we enjoyed it, I guess.
Happy SPAM-ku week!
- Alyssa Hastings Green
937. “SPAM in My Tummy”
Oh SPAM in the can
I appreciate the way
you fill my tummy.
- Angel Arias
938.
Mama always says:
"Son, life is like a SPAM can.
"You’re blind what's inside."
- Thomas Peiser & Angel Arias
939.
Plant in the garden
after Montoya pork-tree
cooked at the table
- Thomas Peiser & Angel Arias
940.
Please do the silence,
and smell thin, delicious SPAM
cooked on the table
- Thomas Peiser & Angel Arias
941.
SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM
SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM
Powell language
- Thomas Peiser & Angel Arias
942.
I am here because
I made SPAM-ku last minute
and now I eat SPAM
- Thomas Peiser & Angel Arias
943.
The scent of SPAM is
a bit unpleasant to me
and to my stomach
- Thomas Peiser & Angel Arias
944.
They asked Peter Pan,
"How would you possibly fly
over SPAM-er-land?"
945.
unicorns and SPAM
are both majestic creatures
my heart loves them both
- Kaitlyn Tenorio
946.
both choir and SPAM
make my heart feel like skipping
a single SPAM beat
947.
Kermit the Frog here!
Why wasn’t I invited
to taste packaged love?
- Kermit the Frog (Lillie Munnerlyn)
948.
Bach & Beethoven
were really good composers
but SPAM beats them all.
- Mark Halsig
949.
Hungry like the wolf
I spy the blue cans of SPAM
three little piggies
- Mark Halsig
950.
Play ukulele
on 'Toya’s SPAMulele.
Oink, oink go the strings.
951.
The Guardians of
the Galaxy eat the SPAM
Rocketship of lunch.
- Mark Halsig
952. "Admiration"
David Montoya
is a true SPAM connoisseur.
Both are my heros.
(commence shopping)
- Cholé Mcclellan
953.
SPAM-ku week is lit!
If you don’t agree with me…
To you I say, “Bye!”
- Cholé Mcclellan
954.
Astro meat from pigs
in space. Where is the SPAM stone?
Thanos is searching.
- Alan Pimentel & Mark Halsig
955.
Cans of wrapped up SPAM
The children dream of canned meat,
Christmas time is here.
- Spatan the Sprinch
[email protected]
[Montoya replies in email:
Bruh. . .your SPAM-ku is good,but your name needs work
Did you mean Satan the Sprinch, thus SPatan the SPRinch?]
956.
Behold a heart changed,
Plans of sprinch-hood thus revised,
SPAMta Claus I am.
- Spatan the Sprinch
[Montoya replies in email: Glad to hear it]
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844.
The SPAM-ku archive
leaves all mankind pondering. . .
Umm. . .Why is this here?
- Andrew S. Hernandez
845.
Twist, pull the sharp lid
Jerks and cuts me deeply, but
SPAM, aaah, my poultice
- Lucille Martinez
[poultice: a soft, moist mass of material, typically
of plant material or flour, applied to the body to relieve
soreness and inflammation and kept in place with cloth.]
846.
It’s a slimy square
A coral oinky, piggy
It’s ready to eat
847.
SPAM, SPAM, SPAM. It’s great!
There is a sprinch in this room
Alas, it is me!
- Andy Au (?)
848.
I have fooled you, sir.
Or have I, Montoya Sir,
could I be sprinchéd?
849.
The word sprinch is best.
To my ears so could I be
The sprinch of the year?
- Callie Patillo & Andy Au
850.
Delectable treats
It is so salty to eat
yet I am in love
851.
The salty bacon
SPAM you taste like this my love
but I need your crunch
852.
SPAM! Help me today
Eat me up before you go
A music legend
853.
The knife slides through it
It squishes down on the plate
I need my SPAM now
- Callista Pattillo & Andy Au
854.
It is time again
What an honor to attend
Thank God its SPAM day
- Elizabeth Palomo (?)
855.
Do you speak Spanish?
Would you say it’s Pig Latin?
SPAMITY SPAM SPAM!
- Isabel Trujillo
856.
The texture of lungs
The SPAM breathes upon the grill
What a salty thrill
- Elizabeth Palomo
857.
As my tastebuds stir
I snap…pop! Open the can
Sweet, salty goodness
- Elizabeth Palomo
858.
Beautiful music
Enjoying my salty snack
What’d be better!
- Elizabeth Palomo
859.
A planet of SPAM
A place where SPAM is worshiped
I love planet SPAM
860.
I have SPAM powers
I can talk to the SPAM can
It says, “Please help me”
- Jalissa Zavala & Brendan Moser
861.
I am one with SPAM
It fills my mind with wonder
Sixteen grams of love
862.
Eggs, SPAM, SPAM n’ eggs
SPAM sandwich sounds so yummy
SPAM, me, equals love
- Brendan Moser
863.
Oh the sacrifice!
Charlotte’s Web must mean nothing?
No pig will see spring
864.
George, Kramer, SPAMfeld
Barney, Robin, Ted, SPAMchelle
TV’s best when SPAMmed
865.
Sa Re Ga Ma Pa
Sa Ni Dha Pa Ma, hmmm no…
Sa Pa Ma? So close!
866.
SPAM Francisco, fried!
Santa SPAMbara was cooked
SPAMarctica next?
- Lillie Munnerlyn & Dear Isabel Trujillo
867.
I think about SPAM
every day, on the hour, day…
night. Bags under eyes.
868.
Pink sizzle, cookin’
Mouth water, new comer… mmm
Slather me some sauce
- Daniel Soto
869.
Would you rather watch
Seinfeld with Montoya or
eat SPAM for two weeks
- Leslie Ramirez
870.
Spicy ham, tasty
Amazing, mysterious
Acronym! It’s SPAM
- Miles Chapman
871.
Sizzled Pork and mmmm
I think that is SPAM I smell.
Pink, perfect SPAM. SPAM!
- Lucille Martinez
872.
So SPAM-a-licious!
With much glee is squealed, “OOOOEE”
Call me SPAM-kuku.
- Jessica King
873.
SPAM fries on the stove
Someone's knocking on the door
“Quick! Save my precious!”
- Stacey Farina
874.
Trilobites are sad
Missed the opportunity
By billions of years
- Mr. Tom Nichols
875.
SPAM! How i missed you!
Except in your sushi form
Delicious sushi
876.
Grilling, cooking, SPAM
Better with ketchup or ranch
Two pieces of bread
877.
Is one SPAM enough?
How about two SPAMs or three?
One SPAM is enough.
- Mr. David López Alemán
878.
I’d rather cut off
Five or six of my fingers
Than not worship SPAM
879.
What a horrid day
I opened the cabinet
And only saw beans.
880.
One spring afternoon
Ear drums taste a splendid wave:
“Son, I’m buying SPAM”.
- Mateen Abhar
881.
Pink and blue is who
Bongos, ukulele too
This is all SPAM-ku
882.
Pop sizzle pop pop
What is that sound but SPAM, plop
On the plate it splats
- Ashley Mobley
883.
Alex doesn’t SPAM
She doesn’t eat SPAM in can.
Is Alex a sprinch?
- Kaitlyn Tenorio
884.
My second SPAM week
Next year will be my third week
Sadly never four
- Kaitlyn Tenorio
885.
My wee childish brain
imagines Montoya in
a SPAM can zoot suit.
- Kaitlyn Tenorio
886.
Kermit must love SPAM
for he is always moving
closer to the can!
- Kaitlyn Tenorio
887.
I checked my inbox.
Nothing worthy to be found.
Oh SPAM, please SPAM me!
- Jessica King
888.
SPAM, how I love thee!
As your scent drifts to heaven
I fly on cloud nine.
- Jessica King
889.
Pork, beans, and spiced ham.
Pigs are my favorite dish
What’s life without SPAM?
- Jessica King
890.
Repository
I seek some tastier pink SPAM
It was just some gum
- Mark Halsig
891.
guitar songs are great
ukulele ones are too
But SPAM sings the best
- Mark Halsig
892.
I am a senior
My last year to enjoy SPAM
True SPAM-cerIty
- Andy Au
893.
The almighty SPAM
With the legendary can
Makes me who I am
- Stacey Farina
894.
My main life support
Comes from pencil and paper
written, “Read SPAM-kus.”
- Stacey Farina
895.
A song for the best
The main reason I’m alive
Most beloved SPAM
- Stacey Farina
896.
Questioned existence
Its unforgettable love
All came from a can
- Stacey Farina
897.
My dearest, for you
Put in a simple haiku
My SPAM, I love you
- Stacey Farina
898.
T’was love at first sight
Delivered inside a can
How lucky I am
- Stacey Farina
899.
Your exquisite can
Shines with outrageous beauty
Makes lust for your SPAM
- Stacey Farina
900.
SPAM you are my love
Heart squeals a loud ‘’ooo la la ‘’
I am SPAM-kuku
- Stacey Farina
901.
From heaven above
You’re the pink beautiful dove
Such greasy true love
- Stacey Farina
902.
My well-rounded date
Is a special one, alright?
Why, her name is SPAM
- Stacey Farina
903.
I know someone rich
They are not from around here
But from a small can
- Stacey Farina
904.
SPAM please don’t you cry
sprinches may not love you, no
but I surely do
- Stacey Farina
905.
Who’s the true SPero?
Why it’s none other than SPAM
Sacrificed for food
- Stacey Farina
906.
You ask, “Who’s the best?”
Why, it’s the little SPAM cans!
Bummer, it’s not you.
- Stacey Farina
907.
SPAM’s the foodstuffing
You will want SPAM or nothing
Our tummies puffing
- Stacey Farina
908.
Traveling with SPAM
is amazing. Spend it well
or you are punished.
- Paige “P.J.” Thoennes
909.
SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM
SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM
SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM yum
- Zachary Acosta
910.
Should I compare thee
to that of a summer’s SPAM
oh so pink and warm?
- Sam Paul
911.
Dear the mean ‘ol sprinch
we will find you and eat you
as you want with SPAM
- Stacey Farina
912.
five, seven, and five
are not enough syllables
to tell my SPAM love
- Leslie Ramirez
913.
sweet, spicy, salty
mouth-watering, heavenly
love in a can, SPAM
- Leslie Ramirez
914.
Music be wild-in
it gets SPAM out here cryin'
JDC be SPAM
- Alyssa Hastings Green
915.
I am thinking of
writing a song which tells you
how much I love SPAM
- Allison Wilcut
916.
SPAM is I am is
SPAM is me is I am SPAM
are you confused yet?
- Allison Wilcut
917.
shh… did you just hear?
SPAM is back in town, sadly
it will leave again
- Allison Wilcut
918.
Past SPero newly
acknowledged. Use process of
elimination!
- Alan Pimentel
919.
only six SPeros
one graduated, two love
SPAM and SPAM-ku, yes
- Alan Pimentel
920.
the feelings of one
with the help of multiple
all the SPAM will fall
- Callista Patillo & Andy Au (?)
921.
I saved all the SPAM
once a SPero, forgotten
was not invited
- Getzemany Sandoval Bayardo
922.
no party for me
and become banned I may be
but I still hate SPAM
923.
I write these wrong
all on purpose Montoya
for the hate of SPAM
- Josh & Jazlyn SPeros!
[Who were these sprinches who wrote the first
line wrong on purpose?!]
924.
You let him in here
I hope you know who’s a sprinch.
I pray for the SPAM
925.
SPAM-ku is very dum
almost as dum as SPAM is
SPAM-ku is not hard
- Anonymous
[note: dum was misspelled, and line 1 has 6 syllables!]
926.
SPAM is a disgrace!
Who eats meat out a can? It
should be banned to have.
- Anonymous
927.
Pink and fresh from can
golden brown and piping hot
forgotten and burnt
- Ashley Mobley
928.
This smell in the air
what can it be but SPAM, see
the infamous meat
- Ashley Mobley
929.
Death to all sprinches!
We must start a genocide
to let the SPAM live!
- Josh Solis
930.
”Welcome to Walmart!”
“Good day sir! Where is your SPAM?”
“We don’t sell that here.”
- Mateen Abhar
931.
Yo! What is up? SPAM!
Green eggs and SPAM. I am SPAM.
SPAMonometry.
- Gerald Espinoza
932.
I played the bongos.
I did play them very well.
Give me an invite.
[Disclaimer: This is not supposed to be rude. Haikus are short.]
- Rissa McDaris
933. "Sonmehima"'
Oh, I eat SPAM with
Facebook searching for posra -
and I get some SPAMs.
- Thomas Peiser
934.
Supreme Leader Snoke
skin color light pink, like SPAM
SPAM wars: Sprinch Strikes Back
- Alan Pimentel & Mark Halsig
935.
What even is SPAM?
What does it even taste like?
I’ve never had SPAM.
- Jakob D’Cameron
936.
SPAM-ku is quite odd
but we enjoyed it, I guess.
Happy SPAM-ku week!
- Alyssa Hastings Green
937. “SPAM in My Tummy”
Oh SPAM in the can
I appreciate the way
you fill my tummy.
- Angel Arias
938.
Mama always says:
"Son, life is like a SPAM can.
"You’re blind what's inside."
- Thomas Peiser & Angel Arias
939.
Plant in the garden
after Montoya pork-tree
cooked at the table
- Thomas Peiser & Angel Arias
940.
Please do the silence,
and smell thin, delicious SPAM
cooked on the table
- Thomas Peiser & Angel Arias
941.
SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM
SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM
Powell language
- Thomas Peiser & Angel Arias
942.
I am here because
I made SPAM-ku last minute
and now I eat SPAM
- Thomas Peiser & Angel Arias
943.
The scent of SPAM is
a bit unpleasant to me
and to my stomach
- Thomas Peiser & Angel Arias
944.
They asked Peter Pan,
"How would you possibly fly
over SPAM-er-land?"
945.
unicorns and SPAM
are both majestic creatures
my heart loves them both
- Kaitlyn Tenorio
946.
both choir and SPAM
make my heart feel like skipping
a single SPAM beat
947.
Kermit the Frog here!
Why wasn’t I invited
to taste packaged love?
- Kermit the Frog (Lillie Munnerlyn)
948.
Bach & Beethoven
were really good composers
but SPAM beats them all.
- Mark Halsig
949.
Hungry like the wolf
I spy the blue cans of SPAM
three little piggies
- Mark Halsig
950.
Play ukulele
on 'Toya’s SPAMulele.
Oink, oink go the strings.
951.
The Guardians of
the Galaxy eat the SPAM
Rocketship of lunch.
- Mark Halsig
952. "Admiration"
David Montoya
is a true SPAM connoisseur.
Both are my heros.
(commence shopping)
- Cholé Mcclellan
953.
SPAM-ku week is lit!
If you don’t agree with me…
To you I say, “Bye!”
- Cholé Mcclellan
954.
Astro meat from pigs
in space. Where is the SPAM stone?
Thanos is searching.
- Alan Pimentel & Mark Halsig
955.
Cans of wrapped up SPAM
The children dream of canned meat,
Christmas time is here.
- Spatan the Sprinch
[email protected]
[Montoya replies in email:
Bruh. . .your SPAM-ku is good,but your name needs work
Did you mean Satan the Sprinch, thus SPatan the SPRinch?]
956.
Behold a heart changed,
Plans of sprinch-hood thus revised,
SPAMta Claus I am.
- Spatan the Sprinch
[Montoya replies in email: Glad to hear it]
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Summer 2018
957.
Stunning exhibit
World class art, from all eras.
Stunning taste, as well.
- Andrew S. Hernandez
[upon viewing a modern SPAM-themed artwork
hanging in the Los Angeles County Museum of Art]
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957.
Stunning exhibit
World class art, from all eras.
Stunning taste, as well.
- Andrew S. Hernandez
[upon viewing a modern SPAM-themed artwork
hanging in the Los Angeles County Museum of Art]
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Spring 2019
958.-962. “SPAM-ku REMIND TEXTS”
sprinches who steal things
must know that theft is a crime
woe if not returned
No longer a joke
When personal things are lost
No mercy for you
I love you all, but
Stealing from me is just not
Acceptable. Bruh.
I’ll give you till 6th (period)
Office will decide your fate
And your parents too
Party will go on
As scheduled. If you reveal
Yourself, you will pay!
- Mr. David V. Montoya
[upon finding the bongos and SPAM stash missing
notice the 1st letter of each line.]
963.
She also has her
Finger in her mouth. Oh yes!
It must taste of SPAM
- Mr. David V. Montoya
964.
JD was not a
Loser. To me, he was a
Kewl SPAM-ku meister.
- Mr. David V. Montoya
965.
Running late for ukes
Did not have time for breakfast
Lonely SPAM sits cold
- Andrew Hernandez
966-969. "A SPAM-ku Party Ode"
Forgotten event
Now a salty tear runs down
No SPAM-ku party…
- Jessica Miller
And your earned invite
Lay sadly on the floor. Oh,
shame upon your house!
- Mr. David V. Montoya (response to No. 967)
Aw, no please forgive
For I mean no harm to the
Great festivities
- Jessica Miller (response to No. 968)
You and your eyebrows
Have been granted clemency
Farewell 'til next year?
- Mr. David V. Montoya (response to No. 969)
970.
SPeacher, forgive my
Unforgivable actions
With SPeace offering
- Seni Flores (after losing a SPAM-ku invitation)
971.
S. P. A. M. K.
You are the meatiest meat
Rice for your soft bed
- Mr. Bruce Crocker
972.
After all this time
I finally have obtained
Sweet SPAMquility
- Justin Gabriel
973. “The SPreat (The SPAM Threat)”
Thought we were lazy?
Your party is now no more.
Sprinches have risen.
- Kaitlyn Altorio & Alex Cabrera
974. “SPutt Crack”
Last piece of SPAM falls
As he goes to pick it up
Buttcrack is showing
- Seni Flores & Grace Douville
975. “SPanger”
SPAM is in danger
We all risked our lives for SPAM
But the SPAM is safe
- Seni Flores & Grace Douville
976. "SParrior”
It is in my blood
It has been in my culture
I’m a SParrior
- Seni Flores & Grace Douville
977.
They found each other
Lost, frightened, and insecure
SPAM makes them better
- Seni Flores & Grace Douville
978.
The time is now here
The SPAM party is alive
Our tummies are full
- Bella Savino
979.
SPAM controls our lives
We eat, and eat, and eat, and
Then we awaken
- Bella Savino
980.
For those who deny
The power of the SPAM-ku
You must exit now
- Bella Savino
981.
My name is Bella
I have not had the cooked SPAM
Today I will have
- Bella Savino
982.
In the night I see
the moon glistening. But the
moon’s not cheese. It’s SPAM?
- Liam Forbes
983.
The night grows closer
A horrific beast arrives
The wretched sprinch roams
- Jordan Tenorio
984.
Shakespeare once wrote,
“SPAM oh SPAM, where art thou SPAM?
I love so dearly.”
- Jordan Tenorio
985.
All tastes not the same
Low sodium is for me
The rest for the world -
- Paola Ureña
986.
SPAM-ku week is here.
Everyone is full of cheer!
Alex full of tears.
- Leslie Ramirez
(about Alex Cabrera)
987.
Baby SPAM, doodoo
Do do do do, oh, wait, no
Big thrice SPAM, yum yum
- Stacey Farina
988.
I woke up from bed
To the smell of tasty SPAM
Then I filled my plate
- Elijah Garcia
989.
In my guitar class
My teacher brought us some SPAM!
We all jumped for joy.
- Elijah Garcia
990. - 996. "THE QUEST OF SPONOR"
"Game of Thrones SPAM)
SPAM of great honor
Could always bring my head high
But now is held low
- Ulysses Rualo
"SPAM: Unhealthy"
SPAM is not that good.
SPAM has lots of sodium.
SPAM is not healthy.
- Amaris Vallez
"Ham in a Can?"
What is this substance?
It's pink and looks very weird.
It is in a can.
- Sean Siler
"Breakfast Advice"
SPAM is very good.
It goes well with egg and cheese.
Let's eat SPAM a lot!
- Lauren Krynen
"Not Good nor Bad"
SPAM enters my mouth.
Is slimy yet succulent.
SPAM ain't bad nor good.
- Joshua Reyes
"SPAM Masubi"
The SPAM masubi
It's different yet unique.
I enjoy this much
- Olivia Lona
"The Crave"
I crave for the SPAM.
I need the SPAM in my food.
I'm addicted. Help!
- Jeremy Ault
[SPAM-ku 990-996 were collected by George Saponjyan
on his quest to become the first SPuke. He rode through
the kingdom looking for non-choir members to write seven
SPAM-ku, clapping two plastic cups together to imitate the
clip-clop of his invisible horse.]
997.
Mouth’s so watery
When it’s served in pottery
Dang, SPAM’s delicious
- Jerry Lowe
998.
Could a godly meat
Substitute a yummy treat?
That’s where SPAM comes in
- Lukas Monroy
999.
Our hearts bleed crimson
And the sprinch is not yet dead
SPAM-ku week is back!
- Anonymous
1000. “'Merican Meat”
Spiced ham is the name
To Europe: special processed
American Meat
- Ari Castrellon
1001.
It smells too salty
But this is America
I’ll eat what I want
- Ari Castrellon
1002.
Always for breakfast
For lunch and for dinner too
Sizzle, Pork, and Mmmm
- Miles Chapman
1003.
SPAM and pineapple
Yes, pineapple on pizza
SPAM, pineapple, yum!
- Mackenzie Rosales
1004.
A dim memory
I think and then remember
SPAM is upon us
- Miles Chapman
1005.
I look in the can
All I see are dead piggies
I am a vegan
- Anonymous
1006.
The piggies must run
SPAM-ku week is upon us
So no more piggies…
- Makayla Rorabaugh
1007. “The SPeacher”
SPAM spirit displayed
Everyday by the man who
Loves music and SPAM
- Seni Flores
1008.
I’ve never had it.
People say it’s really good.
I guess it is time.
- Ari Castrellon
1009.
When you have raw SPAM
Don’t offer it to students
It could make them sick
- Amy Niezen
1010.
Me oh my oh me
Loving the SPAMcerity
But who is the sprinch?
- Miles Chapman
1011.
Baby goldfish SPAM
A delicious lunchtime SPAM
Thick and gooey mush
- Callista Pattillo
1012.
U.S. president
Mr. SPAM for election
2020 yum
- Callista Pattillo
1013.
Watching T.V. show.
An advertisement appears.
It appears! It’s SPAM!
- Miles Chapman
1014.
SPAM-ku? Sounds funny!
The history! Such scandal!
I now love SPAM week!
- Giselle SPAMabel Madrid
1015.
SPAM in a poem
How does one write about it?
I haven’t tried it
- Audrey Blue-lin
1016.
The brave SPAM marines
Finest warriors of SPAM
They knew no veggies
- Andre Moreno
1017.
The world will soon end
The SPAM cans will save us all
Refrigerator
- Mayala Rorabaugh & Hailey Barton-Tidmore
1018.
They both reach for it
Their friendship will continue
For more years to come
- Mayala Rorabaugh & Hailey Barton-Tidmore
1019.
Don’t you love the smell
Of fresh SPAM in the morning
Cooking on the grill
- Mayala Rorabaugh & Hailey Barton-Tidmore
1020.
Sprinch is upon us
Who could it be? Melenie?
Gasp! It is! Betrayed.
- Mayala Rorabaugh & Hailey Barton-Tidmore
(about Melenie Martinez-Flores)
1021.
Kratos is god of
War but I am god of SPAM
Blue cans everywhere
- Angel "Adande" Valdes & Seth Johnson
1022.
Seth and me in fair
We meet girls and one is short
Seth talks, I eat SPAM
- Angel "Adande" Valdes & Seth Johnson
1023.
SPAM softly sizzles
A splash of grease lands on me
Ouch, that’s really hot!
- Natalia Medina & Ariana Castellon
1024.
Piggy eats pink SPAM.
It is made of him, you know.
He’s a SPAMnibal!
- Natalia Medina & Ariana Castrellon
1025.
SPAM, nominated
As the best SPAM of them all
Nom nom, the SPAM nom
- Natalia Medina & Ariana Castrellon
1026.
Bow to the SPalter!
SPAM gods demand your presence
To banish sprinches
- Natalia Medina & Ariana Castrellon
1027.
Pills in the morning
I had SPAM later for lunch
Doctor prescribes SPAM
- Markus Halsigio & Lillian Munnerlyn
1028.
SPAMtoya’s speros
Take down terrible sprinches
May they SPurn in SPell!
- Markus Halsigio & Lillian Munnerlyn
1029.
Wham bam, thank you ma’am
Can’t see the color of SPAM
We can’t see the can
- Markus Halsigio & Lillian Munnerlyn
1030.
New Starbucks sandwich
Organic, grass-fed, baked SPAM
On ciabatta bread
- Mr. Bruce Crocker
1031.
Hawaii sunset
Pink in the sky and on rice
Waves lap stomach joy
- Mr. Bruce Crocker
1032.
DC-9 cargo
Resupplies G.I. Island
SPAM tradition born
- Mr. Bruce Crocker
1033.
I reach for the left-
over SPAM. I open it
just to find salsa.
- Leslie Ramirez
1034.
My words, they can not
Describe my love for SPAM, but
Numbers can: 10/10
- Leslie Ramirez
1035. “What Feeds You”
Music feeds your ears.
Colors to feed your eyeballs.
SPAM feeds your spirit.
- Paola Ureña
1036. “Source of SPAM-ku”
SPAM is a soft pink
So is the human brain, thus
SPAM is filled with thoughts
- Paola Ureña
1037.
The holy SPAM is
What we write about, if you’re
A sprinch you must leave
- Brenda Ureña
1038. “SPAM Delight”
The SPAM is pink, the
SPAM is good, the SPAM is great
The SPAM is the best
- Brenda Ureña
1039. “The SPAM Groups”
SPAM lovers have joy.
The SPAM haters are nasty.
Some are just confused.
- Brenda Ureña
1040.
SPAM? SPAM-ku? SPAM who?
SPAM’s Day of Wrath is coming
Revelation soon…
- Callista Patillo (Pre-SPAM-ku Week SPAM-ku)
1041.
SPAM is my boyfriend
Spam is the way to my heart
If no SPAM, get lost!
- Tiffany Farina
1042.
Far away in space
Tales of the light and dark.
New movie: SPAM Wars
- Miles Chapman
1043. “SPedication”
Can’t taste anything
Doc says, "Just one solution. . .
here’s two cans of SPAM."
- Allen Au
1044. “SPinfinity War”
SPanos upon us.
Snap, SPad I don't want to go.
No, my SPon is gone.
- Allen Au
[SPad - SPAM dad]
[SPon - SPAM son]
1045. “SBOTS Competition”
Who will win the SBOTS?
Only the SPAMmiest wins.
Sbass wins by long run.
- Allen Au
[SBOTS - SPAM Battle of the Sections]
[Sbass - as in bass section of the choir]
1046. “The Sprinch in All of Us”
SPathan is grumpy.
He could be one like a sprinch.
Maybe. . .need some SPAM.
- Allen Au
1047. “SPavengers SPend Game”
SPavengers unite!
Having trouble with SPanos?
True foes are sprinches.
- Allen Au
1048.
Ninja sprinch attacks
Steals our SPAM-ku ideas
SPAM: all that remains.
- Nathan Campbell & Liam Forbes
1049.
SPoses are redder.
SPilots are not blue, purple.
SPAM makes things pinker .
- Nathan Campbell & Liam Forbes
1050.
Big SPAM pimple pop
Pain is intolerable
SPAM grease flying out
- Nathan Campbell & Liam Forbes
1051.
Pig is eating SPAM.
“Honey, where are the children?”
Looks down at the plate.
- Nathan Campbell & Liam Forbes
1052.
"You've never tried SPAM?"
"No, I have not. Wait. . .have you?"
Why? Think I'm a SPod?
- Nathan Campbell & Liam Forbes
[SPod as in a deity.]
1053.
sprinches are darn bad
they might even make me sad
SPAM makes me happy
- Nathan Campbell & Liam Forbes
1054.
Slimy pig meat. Ew!
Floating in salty fluid
Makes me cringe and cry.
- Anonymous
1055.
SPAM can mean two things:
Like a repetitive move
Or just some bad meat
- Glenn Taylor
1056.
I do not know SPAM.
Please don’t ask me about it.
I think it’s a meat.
- Glenn Taylor
1057.
Sweet satisfaction
The delicacy in cans
Eaten by hundreds
- Lawrence Combs
1058.
Great, savory SPAM
One bite leads to another
Soon, you’re addicted
- Lawrence Combs
1059.
Love inside a can
Serving our soldiers for years
Now serving thousands
- Lawrence Combs
1060.
Sweet savory meat
Guaranteed to fill you up
With dead animals
- Lawrence Combs
1061. “Love at First Bite”
How precious is SPAM
Fried, greasy deliciousness
Sweet diabetes
- Jessica King & Lawrence Combs
1062. “Sociopaths”
I don’t mind murder
Even as the piggies scream
Sweet, delicious SPAM
- Jessica King & Angelica Garcia
1063. “Cheater, Cheater, SPAM Eater”
It’s not you, it’s me
I cheated on you with SPAM
Bye, later, loser!
- Jessica King
1064. “True Love”
How does that song go?
SPAM and me sit in a tree
K-I-S-S-Yum!
- Jessica King
1065. “Holy SPAM”
What’s this sacred meat?!
Pink, slimy, greasy, divine
“God’s Guilty Pleasure.”
- Jessica King
1066. “Heart Balloons”
No words can describe
This intense, deep love for SPAM
But a balloon can!
- Jessica King (pun intended)
1067. “Hallelujah, Hallelujah!”
Hallelujah in
The highest to the holy
Lord and Savior SPAM!
- Jessica King
1068. “Humans Are Extinct”
Cows, chickens, and lambs
Are overpopulated
Except pigs, of course
- Jessica King
1069. “King Montoya”
Montoya is king
Of the kingdom SPAMalot
Hail, hail, SPAM King, hail!
- Jessica King
1070. “A Geek’s Confusion”
SPero or SPearow?
Is it SPAM or Pokémon?
Gotta eat them all!
- Jessica King
1071. “Stormy Weather”
It’s a miracle!
The SPAM warehouse exploded!
Pink flakes, grease raindrops.
- Jessica King
1072. “On the First Day”
In the beginning
The earth was dark and empty
“Let there be SPAM-ku!”
- Jessica King
1073. “Knowledge”
My student asked me,
“Does SPAM-ku have to make sense?”
I asked him, “What’s sense?”
- Jessica King (true story!)
1074. “Heaven”
The cans have opened!
Heaven’s SPAMgels sing, “Deep fried!
Sizzling goodness!”
- Jessica King & Mr. David López Alemán
1075. “Hell”
He who committed
A sin against our SPAM-ku:
BURN IN SPRINCH’S HELL!!!
- Jessica King & Mr. David López Alemán (ironically shouted at
Mr. David López Alemán during the Tasting Party)
1076. "SPAM-ku in Absentia"
_ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _
- Mr. David López Alemán
(NOTE: This SPAM-ku was to be a mockery of SPAM-ku since it was discovered
that Mr. López was in actuality a sprinch. It was written during, but NOT read at, the
party. He was thrown out, and the SPAM-ku was destroyed by fire. This "SPAM-ku
in absentia" is left here to discourage other would-be sprinches with the message
that such behavior will NOT be tolerated.)
1077.
My unjustly ban
Will not deprive me of SPAM
Thus, I eat alone
- Mr. David López Alemán
(after being thrown out of SPAM-ku Party)
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958.-962. “SPAM-ku REMIND TEXTS”
sprinches who steal things
must know that theft is a crime
woe if not returned
No longer a joke
When personal things are lost
No mercy for you
I love you all, but
Stealing from me is just not
Acceptable. Bruh.
I’ll give you till 6th (period)
Office will decide your fate
And your parents too
Party will go on
As scheduled. If you reveal
Yourself, you will pay!
- Mr. David V. Montoya
[upon finding the bongos and SPAM stash missing
notice the 1st letter of each line.]
963.
She also has her
Finger in her mouth. Oh yes!
It must taste of SPAM
- Mr. David V. Montoya
964.
JD was not a
Loser. To me, he was a
Kewl SPAM-ku meister.
- Mr. David V. Montoya
965.
Running late for ukes
Did not have time for breakfast
Lonely SPAM sits cold
- Andrew Hernandez
966-969. "A SPAM-ku Party Ode"
Forgotten event
Now a salty tear runs down
No SPAM-ku party…
- Jessica Miller
And your earned invite
Lay sadly on the floor. Oh,
shame upon your house!
- Mr. David V. Montoya (response to No. 967)
Aw, no please forgive
For I mean no harm to the
Great festivities
- Jessica Miller (response to No. 968)
You and your eyebrows
Have been granted clemency
Farewell 'til next year?
- Mr. David V. Montoya (response to No. 969)
970.
SPeacher, forgive my
Unforgivable actions
With SPeace offering
- Seni Flores (after losing a SPAM-ku invitation)
971.
S. P. A. M. K.
You are the meatiest meat
Rice for your soft bed
- Mr. Bruce Crocker
972.
After all this time
I finally have obtained
Sweet SPAMquility
- Justin Gabriel
973. “The SPreat (The SPAM Threat)”
Thought we were lazy?
Your party is now no more.
Sprinches have risen.
- Kaitlyn Altorio & Alex Cabrera
974. “SPutt Crack”
Last piece of SPAM falls
As he goes to pick it up
Buttcrack is showing
- Seni Flores & Grace Douville
975. “SPanger”
SPAM is in danger
We all risked our lives for SPAM
But the SPAM is safe
- Seni Flores & Grace Douville
976. "SParrior”
It is in my blood
It has been in my culture
I’m a SParrior
- Seni Flores & Grace Douville
977.
They found each other
Lost, frightened, and insecure
SPAM makes them better
- Seni Flores & Grace Douville
978.
The time is now here
The SPAM party is alive
Our tummies are full
- Bella Savino
979.
SPAM controls our lives
We eat, and eat, and eat, and
Then we awaken
- Bella Savino
980.
For those who deny
The power of the SPAM-ku
You must exit now
- Bella Savino
981.
My name is Bella
I have not had the cooked SPAM
Today I will have
- Bella Savino
982.
In the night I see
the moon glistening. But the
moon’s not cheese. It’s SPAM?
- Liam Forbes
983.
The night grows closer
A horrific beast arrives
The wretched sprinch roams
- Jordan Tenorio
984.
Shakespeare once wrote,
“SPAM oh SPAM, where art thou SPAM?
I love so dearly.”
- Jordan Tenorio
985.
All tastes not the same
Low sodium is for me
The rest for the world -
- Paola Ureña
986.
SPAM-ku week is here.
Everyone is full of cheer!
Alex full of tears.
- Leslie Ramirez
(about Alex Cabrera)
987.
Baby SPAM, doodoo
Do do do do, oh, wait, no
Big thrice SPAM, yum yum
- Stacey Farina
988.
I woke up from bed
To the smell of tasty SPAM
Then I filled my plate
- Elijah Garcia
989.
In my guitar class
My teacher brought us some SPAM!
We all jumped for joy.
- Elijah Garcia
990. - 996. "THE QUEST OF SPONOR"
"Game of Thrones SPAM)
SPAM of great honor
Could always bring my head high
But now is held low
- Ulysses Rualo
"SPAM: Unhealthy"
SPAM is not that good.
SPAM has lots of sodium.
SPAM is not healthy.
- Amaris Vallez
"Ham in a Can?"
What is this substance?
It's pink and looks very weird.
It is in a can.
- Sean Siler
"Breakfast Advice"
SPAM is very good.
It goes well with egg and cheese.
Let's eat SPAM a lot!
- Lauren Krynen
"Not Good nor Bad"
SPAM enters my mouth.
Is slimy yet succulent.
SPAM ain't bad nor good.
- Joshua Reyes
"SPAM Masubi"
The SPAM masubi
It's different yet unique.
I enjoy this much
- Olivia Lona
"The Crave"
I crave for the SPAM.
I need the SPAM in my food.
I'm addicted. Help!
- Jeremy Ault
[SPAM-ku 990-996 were collected by George Saponjyan
on his quest to become the first SPuke. He rode through
the kingdom looking for non-choir members to write seven
SPAM-ku, clapping two plastic cups together to imitate the
clip-clop of his invisible horse.]
997.
Mouth’s so watery
When it’s served in pottery
Dang, SPAM’s delicious
- Jerry Lowe
998.
Could a godly meat
Substitute a yummy treat?
That’s where SPAM comes in
- Lukas Monroy
999.
Our hearts bleed crimson
And the sprinch is not yet dead
SPAM-ku week is back!
- Anonymous
1000. “'Merican Meat”
Spiced ham is the name
To Europe: special processed
American Meat
- Ari Castrellon
1001.
It smells too salty
But this is America
I’ll eat what I want
- Ari Castrellon
1002.
Always for breakfast
For lunch and for dinner too
Sizzle, Pork, and Mmmm
- Miles Chapman
1003.
SPAM and pineapple
Yes, pineapple on pizza
SPAM, pineapple, yum!
- Mackenzie Rosales
1004.
A dim memory
I think and then remember
SPAM is upon us
- Miles Chapman
1005.
I look in the can
All I see are dead piggies
I am a vegan
- Anonymous
1006.
The piggies must run
SPAM-ku week is upon us
So no more piggies…
- Makayla Rorabaugh
1007. “The SPeacher”
SPAM spirit displayed
Everyday by the man who
Loves music and SPAM
- Seni Flores
1008.
I’ve never had it.
People say it’s really good.
I guess it is time.
- Ari Castrellon
1009.
When you have raw SPAM
Don’t offer it to students
It could make them sick
- Amy Niezen
1010.
Me oh my oh me
Loving the SPAMcerity
But who is the sprinch?
- Miles Chapman
1011.
Baby goldfish SPAM
A delicious lunchtime SPAM
Thick and gooey mush
- Callista Pattillo
1012.
U.S. president
Mr. SPAM for election
2020 yum
- Callista Pattillo
1013.
Watching T.V. show.
An advertisement appears.
It appears! It’s SPAM!
- Miles Chapman
1014.
SPAM-ku? Sounds funny!
The history! Such scandal!
I now love SPAM week!
- Giselle SPAMabel Madrid
1015.
SPAM in a poem
How does one write about it?
I haven’t tried it
- Audrey Blue-lin
1016.
The brave SPAM marines
Finest warriors of SPAM
They knew no veggies
- Andre Moreno
1017.
The world will soon end
The SPAM cans will save us all
Refrigerator
- Mayala Rorabaugh & Hailey Barton-Tidmore
1018.
They both reach for it
Their friendship will continue
For more years to come
- Mayala Rorabaugh & Hailey Barton-Tidmore
1019.
Don’t you love the smell
Of fresh SPAM in the morning
Cooking on the grill
- Mayala Rorabaugh & Hailey Barton-Tidmore
1020.
Sprinch is upon us
Who could it be? Melenie?
Gasp! It is! Betrayed.
- Mayala Rorabaugh & Hailey Barton-Tidmore
(about Melenie Martinez-Flores)
1021.
Kratos is god of
War but I am god of SPAM
Blue cans everywhere
- Angel "Adande" Valdes & Seth Johnson
1022.
Seth and me in fair
We meet girls and one is short
Seth talks, I eat SPAM
- Angel "Adande" Valdes & Seth Johnson
1023.
SPAM softly sizzles
A splash of grease lands on me
Ouch, that’s really hot!
- Natalia Medina & Ariana Castellon
1024.
Piggy eats pink SPAM.
It is made of him, you know.
He’s a SPAMnibal!
- Natalia Medina & Ariana Castrellon
1025.
SPAM, nominated
As the best SPAM of them all
Nom nom, the SPAM nom
- Natalia Medina & Ariana Castrellon
1026.
Bow to the SPalter!
SPAM gods demand your presence
To banish sprinches
- Natalia Medina & Ariana Castrellon
1027.
Pills in the morning
I had SPAM later for lunch
Doctor prescribes SPAM
- Markus Halsigio & Lillian Munnerlyn
1028.
SPAMtoya’s speros
Take down terrible sprinches
May they SPurn in SPell!
- Markus Halsigio & Lillian Munnerlyn
1029.
Wham bam, thank you ma’am
Can’t see the color of SPAM
We can’t see the can
- Markus Halsigio & Lillian Munnerlyn
1030.
New Starbucks sandwich
Organic, grass-fed, baked SPAM
On ciabatta bread
- Mr. Bruce Crocker
1031.
Hawaii sunset
Pink in the sky and on rice
Waves lap stomach joy
- Mr. Bruce Crocker
1032.
DC-9 cargo
Resupplies G.I. Island
SPAM tradition born
- Mr. Bruce Crocker
1033.
I reach for the left-
over SPAM. I open it
just to find salsa.
- Leslie Ramirez
1034.
My words, they can not
Describe my love for SPAM, but
Numbers can: 10/10
- Leslie Ramirez
1035. “What Feeds You”
Music feeds your ears.
Colors to feed your eyeballs.
SPAM feeds your spirit.
- Paola Ureña
1036. “Source of SPAM-ku”
SPAM is a soft pink
So is the human brain, thus
SPAM is filled with thoughts
- Paola Ureña
1037.
The holy SPAM is
What we write about, if you’re
A sprinch you must leave
- Brenda Ureña
1038. “SPAM Delight”
The SPAM is pink, the
SPAM is good, the SPAM is great
The SPAM is the best
- Brenda Ureña
1039. “The SPAM Groups”
SPAM lovers have joy.
The SPAM haters are nasty.
Some are just confused.
- Brenda Ureña
1040.
SPAM? SPAM-ku? SPAM who?
SPAM’s Day of Wrath is coming
Revelation soon…
- Callista Patillo (Pre-SPAM-ku Week SPAM-ku)
1041.
SPAM is my boyfriend
Spam is the way to my heart
If no SPAM, get lost!
- Tiffany Farina
1042.
Far away in space
Tales of the light and dark.
New movie: SPAM Wars
- Miles Chapman
1043. “SPedication”
Can’t taste anything
Doc says, "Just one solution. . .
here’s two cans of SPAM."
- Allen Au
1044. “SPinfinity War”
SPanos upon us.
Snap, SPad I don't want to go.
No, my SPon is gone.
- Allen Au
[SPad - SPAM dad]
[SPon - SPAM son]
1045. “SBOTS Competition”
Who will win the SBOTS?
Only the SPAMmiest wins.
Sbass wins by long run.
- Allen Au
[SBOTS - SPAM Battle of the Sections]
[Sbass - as in bass section of the choir]
1046. “The Sprinch in All of Us”
SPathan is grumpy.
He could be one like a sprinch.
Maybe. . .need some SPAM.
- Allen Au
1047. “SPavengers SPend Game”
SPavengers unite!
Having trouble with SPanos?
True foes are sprinches.
- Allen Au
1048.
Ninja sprinch attacks
Steals our SPAM-ku ideas
SPAM: all that remains.
- Nathan Campbell & Liam Forbes
1049.
SPoses are redder.
SPilots are not blue, purple.
SPAM makes things pinker .
- Nathan Campbell & Liam Forbes
1050.
Big SPAM pimple pop
Pain is intolerable
SPAM grease flying out
- Nathan Campbell & Liam Forbes
1051.
Pig is eating SPAM.
“Honey, where are the children?”
Looks down at the plate.
- Nathan Campbell & Liam Forbes
1052.
"You've never tried SPAM?"
"No, I have not. Wait. . .have you?"
Why? Think I'm a SPod?
- Nathan Campbell & Liam Forbes
[SPod as in a deity.]
1053.
sprinches are darn bad
they might even make me sad
SPAM makes me happy
- Nathan Campbell & Liam Forbes
1054.
Slimy pig meat. Ew!
Floating in salty fluid
Makes me cringe and cry.
- Anonymous
1055.
SPAM can mean two things:
Like a repetitive move
Or just some bad meat
- Glenn Taylor
1056.
I do not know SPAM.
Please don’t ask me about it.
I think it’s a meat.
- Glenn Taylor
1057.
Sweet satisfaction
The delicacy in cans
Eaten by hundreds
- Lawrence Combs
1058.
Great, savory SPAM
One bite leads to another
Soon, you’re addicted
- Lawrence Combs
1059.
Love inside a can
Serving our soldiers for years
Now serving thousands
- Lawrence Combs
1060.
Sweet savory meat
Guaranteed to fill you up
With dead animals
- Lawrence Combs
1061. “Love at First Bite”
How precious is SPAM
Fried, greasy deliciousness
Sweet diabetes
- Jessica King & Lawrence Combs
1062. “Sociopaths”
I don’t mind murder
Even as the piggies scream
Sweet, delicious SPAM
- Jessica King & Angelica Garcia
1063. “Cheater, Cheater, SPAM Eater”
It’s not you, it’s me
I cheated on you with SPAM
Bye, later, loser!
- Jessica King
1064. “True Love”
How does that song go?
SPAM and me sit in a tree
K-I-S-S-Yum!
- Jessica King
1065. “Holy SPAM”
What’s this sacred meat?!
Pink, slimy, greasy, divine
“God’s Guilty Pleasure.”
- Jessica King
1066. “Heart Balloons”
No words can describe
This intense, deep love for SPAM
But a balloon can!
- Jessica King (pun intended)
1067. “Hallelujah, Hallelujah!”
Hallelujah in
The highest to the holy
Lord and Savior SPAM!
- Jessica King
1068. “Humans Are Extinct”
Cows, chickens, and lambs
Are overpopulated
Except pigs, of course
- Jessica King
1069. “King Montoya”
Montoya is king
Of the kingdom SPAMalot
Hail, hail, SPAM King, hail!
- Jessica King
1070. “A Geek’s Confusion”
SPero or SPearow?
Is it SPAM or Pokémon?
Gotta eat them all!
- Jessica King
1071. “Stormy Weather”
It’s a miracle!
The SPAM warehouse exploded!
Pink flakes, grease raindrops.
- Jessica King
1072. “On the First Day”
In the beginning
The earth was dark and empty
“Let there be SPAM-ku!”
- Jessica King
1073. “Knowledge”
My student asked me,
“Does SPAM-ku have to make sense?”
I asked him, “What’s sense?”
- Jessica King (true story!)
1074. “Heaven”
The cans have opened!
Heaven’s SPAMgels sing, “Deep fried!
Sizzling goodness!”
- Jessica King & Mr. David López Alemán
1075. “Hell”
He who committed
A sin against our SPAM-ku:
BURN IN SPRINCH’S HELL!!!
- Jessica King & Mr. David López Alemán (ironically shouted at
Mr. David López Alemán during the Tasting Party)
1076. "SPAM-ku in Absentia"
_ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _
- Mr. David López Alemán
(NOTE: This SPAM-ku was to be a mockery of SPAM-ku since it was discovered
that Mr. López was in actuality a sprinch. It was written during, but NOT read at, the
party. He was thrown out, and the SPAM-ku was destroyed by fire. This "SPAM-ku
in absentia" is left here to discourage other would-be sprinches with the message
that such behavior will NOT be tolerated.)
1077.
My unjustly ban
Will not deprive me of SPAM
Thus, I eat alone
- Mr. David López Alemán
(after being thrown out of SPAM-ku Party)
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Spring 2020
This year's SPAM-ku was NOT preempted by the COVID-19 crisis. We read SPAM-ku together online for 5 days and concluded with a virtual SPAM tasting party on Monday, May 4. 2020. The dedicated SPAM-ku followers would not be deterred, even in quarantine!
1078.
Coronavirus
Cannot stop the faithful ones
Who live for SPAM-ku.
- D. V. Montoya
1079.
I’m so lonely in
Quarantine, only SPAM-ku
delights save the day!
(4/26/2020)
- Jessica King
1080.
Pandemic lockdown!
Covid-19 chaos! Pink
breakfast, lunch, dinner.
- Jessica King 4/27/20
1081.
What day is it now?
Monday, Tuesday, Saturday?!
SPAM-day, every day.
- Jessica King 4/27/20
1082.
Abraham Lincoln
If only the time matched up…
AbraSPAM Lincoln
- Kathryn Mobley
1083.
Shoulder pork and ham
Cooking, I nod off to sleep.
Smoke! The SPAM’s on fire!
- Mr. Charles Welling
1084.
Famous food of war
Roadtrip food of youthful lore
Just makes you want more
- Mr. Bruce Crocker
1085.
Variegated pink
Meat product in a blue tin
Succulent, tasty
- Mr. Bruce Crocker
1086.
Rectangular walls
Painted bright pink, like canned meat:
The house that SPAM built!
- Mrs. Lorraine Joy Welling
(Inspired upon seeing a house painted bright pink! Looked like a block of SPAM!)
1087.
After leftovers
(because we have nothing else)
SPAM tastes pretty good
- Mr. Tom Nichols
1088.
Dang email archive!
It does not belong there, fiend!
Leave my SPAM alone!
- SPAMantha Stapish
1089.
Under the oven
A forgotten slice of SPAM.
As good as ever.
- Mr. Tom Nichols
1090.
It cannot feel pain.
It has crossed the Rainbow Bridge.
It fills my stomach.
- Mr. Bruce Crocker
1091.
SPAM tasting party?
Dad, I need to buy some SPAM!
My dad is confused.
- Amy Neizen 4/28/20
1092.
Email SPAM? SPAM call?
SPAM in a can is approved.
Other SPAM is not.
- Amy Neizen 4/28/20
1093.
What is this craving?
Why am I drooling right now?
Why, it is just SPAM.
- Allen Au
1094.
I have the answer.
Coronavirus be gone.
Answer, just add SPAM.
- Allen Au
1095.
I am so hungry.
What is this, the last SPAM can?
I found my dinner.
- Allen Au
1096.
I just watched Endgame
There was a problem in it.
There’s no SPAM in it.
- Allen Au
1097. “The SPRINCH Secret”
SPRINCHES don´t like SPAM?
Hah! I know their dark secret.
They REALLY love SPAM
- Giselle “SPAMabel” Madrid
1098.
Three o'clock. It's time
to play the dreaded bongos.
SPAM-ku time? Oh, no. . .
- Matthew Montoya
1099.
The meat industry
May shut due to Corona.
aPORKalypse NOW!
- Mr. Bruce Crocker
1100-1102. “SPAM-ku for Quarantine (Q-ku)”
Social distancing?
Slap a slab under each arm
No one will come near
Moat filled with Purell
Ramparts of toilet paper
Fortress of blue cans
Pink flecks on her mask
Betray to observant eyes
A vegan’s secret
- John Nagamichi Cho
1103.
A slam of flavor
From canned pork also called SPAM
I stand for this ham
- Jennifer Ruiz 5-4-20
1104.
SPAM is dear to some
Still I am indifferent
But SPAM spring rolls rock
- Katie Tran 4-29-20
1105-1107. "Ode from a Reluctant Bongoist"
Why must I bongo?
Never played the drums before.
Music keeps us sane.
Have to play bongos
for the quarantine SPAM-ku.
Red scarf on – looks cute.
Where is my beret
for SPAM-ku party today?
Will go to France now.
- Mrs. Patricia E. Montoya
1108.
Tender, crispy, yum
Guilty pleasure in ramen
Fondest memories
- Ms. Jessica Bang
1109. “Star Wars Movie Announced: Coming in 2020!”
SPAM-WARS, the saga
Continues. Darth Pig-Dar: “SPAM,
I am your father.”
- Lorraine Joy Welling & Jessica King
1110.
SPAM is on my pan
I feel glam it's not too bad
one with SPAM I am.
- Kevec Morales
1111.
A big adventure
SPAM is the depth of the sea
My heart I give thee
- Aaron Malena
1112.
SPAM oh lovely SPAM
A new adventure awaits
For me and my mouth
- Katie Tran
1113.
Covid-19 halts
pork production. Chaos comes.
There is no more SPAM.
- Ms. Juhi Bansal
1114.
Giselle says it's good
Amy's first time trying SPAM
Giselle brought the SPAM
- Amy “SPAMy” Niezen
1115.
The SPAM rose above
Like a meaty messiah
And flavor rained down
- Eli Portugal
1116.
A time of distance
An era of quarantine
SPAMcerity lives
- Miles Chapman
1117.
With SPAM on the mind
There is nothing one can’t do
With flavor of hope
- Eli Portugal
1118.
Can you see the SPAM?
Down the slide it wants to go!
Slip, slippery slide.
- Kathryn “SPAMbley” Mobley
1119. “When Worlds Collide”
Happy Star Wars Day!
It is also SPAM-ku Day!
Happy SPAM Wars Day!
- Amy SPAMy Neizen & Giselle SPAMabel Madrid
1120.
SPAM, delicious SPAM
So compact in your small can
I’m your biggest fan
- Allen Au
1121.
Disney is failing
Disney has ruined Star Wars
They can’t ruin SPAM
- Allen Au
1122.
SPAM is just a ham.
That can be shared and eaten.
So let's all love SPAM.
- Brenda Ureña
1123. “Spider-SPAM”
I do not love crime
But call me Peter Porker
Because I love SPAM
- Plushie Spider-Man
(Giselle Madrid)
1124.
MEOW! human dad
I iz a poor starving cat
Give me SPAM MEOW!
- Boo Radley Graham-Crocker
1125.
The world has ended
We are now all out of SPAM
My wife or my cat?
- Mr. Bruce Crocker
1126. “For Mr. Tom Nichols”
4 Spam cans in row
Sing the song of their people
4-part HAMony
- Mr. Bruce Crocker
1127. “Rabbits Lament”
Though I am a bun
SPAM-ku would be much cooler
If I was human
- Paola Ureña
1128. “Just SPAM”
Meat that is so pink.
Trapped in a can so condensed.
For it is just SPAM.
- Brenda Ureña 4/28/20
1129.
SPAM? Is it a scam?
Shall I listen to this man?
Does it taste like ham?
- Dulce Hernandez
1130. "To SPAMantha"
Read SPAM glossary.
Tell if anything missing.
'Twas your idea.
- Mr. David V. Montoya
1131.
On the floor it sits.
A forgotten slice of SPAM.
Eaten by the dog.
- David T. Montoya
(Son of S.H.A.M.)
1132.
Weird Al Yankovic
Took a song about courage
And turned it to SPAM.
- Dr. Gray Roberson
1133.
Should my editor
Not auto-correct when I
Mistype SPAM as spam?
- Dr. Gray Roberson
1134. “Mystery Meat”
SPAM, an odd wonder
Diarrhea down under
I smell rotten meat.
- Angelina Gazzola
1135. “For Monty Python Fans”
Nobody expects
The Spanish Inquisition
Or lobster with SPAM.
- Dr. Gray Roberson
1136. “The Real SPero”
Three years, I bit my
SPAM pink tongue. SPero was I.
Sweet, salty justice.
- Maxine Koontz('s ghost writer)
1137.
I saw a SPAM ad
On late night television.
It's coming, stay tuned ...
- Abigail Roberson
1138.
The SPAM can flew high
Then in all its great glory
Arose to the skies.
- Donovan Navarro
1139.
Cut, with symmetry
Bathed in heat, crackling skin
Scents of harmony
- Chris Soetadi
1140.
Wet and icky lunch
never know for good picnics
Disgusted by it
- Rocco Lopez
1141.
La Habra High School
that is my alma mater!
No SPAM haiku then
- Ms. Linda Prideaux
1142.
Pink sponge in a can,
will you ever love me back?...
You darn canned pink sponge.
- Maxine Marine
1143.
i want to try spam
i'm scared i will not like it
but i have to try
- Aniya Marquez
1144.
S P A M SPAM
S A T B sing in parts
Gimme some choir
- Ms. Jayne Campbell
1145.
Cold SPAM against pan.
What is the coefficient
of friction between?
- Mr. Will Morse
[BACK TO TOP]
This year's SPAM-ku was NOT preempted by the COVID-19 crisis. We read SPAM-ku together online for 5 days and concluded with a virtual SPAM tasting party on Monday, May 4. 2020. The dedicated SPAM-ku followers would not be deterred, even in quarantine!
1078.
Coronavirus
Cannot stop the faithful ones
Who live for SPAM-ku.
- D. V. Montoya
1079.
I’m so lonely in
Quarantine, only SPAM-ku
delights save the day!
(4/26/2020)
- Jessica King
1080.
Pandemic lockdown!
Covid-19 chaos! Pink
breakfast, lunch, dinner.
- Jessica King 4/27/20
1081.
What day is it now?
Monday, Tuesday, Saturday?!
SPAM-day, every day.
- Jessica King 4/27/20
1082.
Abraham Lincoln
If only the time matched up…
AbraSPAM Lincoln
- Kathryn Mobley
1083.
Shoulder pork and ham
Cooking, I nod off to sleep.
Smoke! The SPAM’s on fire!
- Mr. Charles Welling
1084.
Famous food of war
Roadtrip food of youthful lore
Just makes you want more
- Mr. Bruce Crocker
1085.
Variegated pink
Meat product in a blue tin
Succulent, tasty
- Mr. Bruce Crocker
1086.
Rectangular walls
Painted bright pink, like canned meat:
The house that SPAM built!
- Mrs. Lorraine Joy Welling
(Inspired upon seeing a house painted bright pink! Looked like a block of SPAM!)
1087.
After leftovers
(because we have nothing else)
SPAM tastes pretty good
- Mr. Tom Nichols
1088.
Dang email archive!
It does not belong there, fiend!
Leave my SPAM alone!
- SPAMantha Stapish
1089.
Under the oven
A forgotten slice of SPAM.
As good as ever.
- Mr. Tom Nichols
1090.
It cannot feel pain.
It has crossed the Rainbow Bridge.
It fills my stomach.
- Mr. Bruce Crocker
1091.
SPAM tasting party?
Dad, I need to buy some SPAM!
My dad is confused.
- Amy Neizen 4/28/20
1092.
Email SPAM? SPAM call?
SPAM in a can is approved.
Other SPAM is not.
- Amy Neizen 4/28/20
1093.
What is this craving?
Why am I drooling right now?
Why, it is just SPAM.
- Allen Au
1094.
I have the answer.
Coronavirus be gone.
Answer, just add SPAM.
- Allen Au
1095.
I am so hungry.
What is this, the last SPAM can?
I found my dinner.
- Allen Au
1096.
I just watched Endgame
There was a problem in it.
There’s no SPAM in it.
- Allen Au
1097. “The SPRINCH Secret”
SPRINCHES don´t like SPAM?
Hah! I know their dark secret.
They REALLY love SPAM
- Giselle “SPAMabel” Madrid
1098.
Three o'clock. It's time
to play the dreaded bongos.
SPAM-ku time? Oh, no. . .
- Matthew Montoya
1099.
The meat industry
May shut due to Corona.
aPORKalypse NOW!
- Mr. Bruce Crocker
1100-1102. “SPAM-ku for Quarantine (Q-ku)”
Social distancing?
Slap a slab under each arm
No one will come near
Moat filled with Purell
Ramparts of toilet paper
Fortress of blue cans
Pink flecks on her mask
Betray to observant eyes
A vegan’s secret
- John Nagamichi Cho
1103.
A slam of flavor
From canned pork also called SPAM
I stand for this ham
- Jennifer Ruiz 5-4-20
1104.
SPAM is dear to some
Still I am indifferent
But SPAM spring rolls rock
- Katie Tran 4-29-20
1105-1107. "Ode from a Reluctant Bongoist"
Why must I bongo?
Never played the drums before.
Music keeps us sane.
Have to play bongos
for the quarantine SPAM-ku.
Red scarf on – looks cute.
Where is my beret
for SPAM-ku party today?
Will go to France now.
- Mrs. Patricia E. Montoya
1108.
Tender, crispy, yum
Guilty pleasure in ramen
Fondest memories
- Ms. Jessica Bang
1109. “Star Wars Movie Announced: Coming in 2020!”
SPAM-WARS, the saga
Continues. Darth Pig-Dar: “SPAM,
I am your father.”
- Lorraine Joy Welling & Jessica King
1110.
SPAM is on my pan
I feel glam it's not too bad
one with SPAM I am.
- Kevec Morales
1111.
A big adventure
SPAM is the depth of the sea
My heart I give thee
- Aaron Malena
1112.
SPAM oh lovely SPAM
A new adventure awaits
For me and my mouth
- Katie Tran
1113.
Covid-19 halts
pork production. Chaos comes.
There is no more SPAM.
- Ms. Juhi Bansal
1114.
Giselle says it's good
Amy's first time trying SPAM
Giselle brought the SPAM
- Amy “SPAMy” Niezen
1115.
The SPAM rose above
Like a meaty messiah
And flavor rained down
- Eli Portugal
1116.
A time of distance
An era of quarantine
SPAMcerity lives
- Miles Chapman
1117.
With SPAM on the mind
There is nothing one can’t do
With flavor of hope
- Eli Portugal
1118.
Can you see the SPAM?
Down the slide it wants to go!
Slip, slippery slide.
- Kathryn “SPAMbley” Mobley
1119. “When Worlds Collide”
Happy Star Wars Day!
It is also SPAM-ku Day!
Happy SPAM Wars Day!
- Amy SPAMy Neizen & Giselle SPAMabel Madrid
1120.
SPAM, delicious SPAM
So compact in your small can
I’m your biggest fan
- Allen Au
1121.
Disney is failing
Disney has ruined Star Wars
They can’t ruin SPAM
- Allen Au
1122.
SPAM is just a ham.
That can be shared and eaten.
So let's all love SPAM.
- Brenda Ureña
1123. “Spider-SPAM”
I do not love crime
But call me Peter Porker
Because I love SPAM
- Plushie Spider-Man
(Giselle Madrid)
1124.
MEOW! human dad
I iz a poor starving cat
Give me SPAM MEOW!
- Boo Radley Graham-Crocker
1125.
The world has ended
We are now all out of SPAM
My wife or my cat?
- Mr. Bruce Crocker
1126. “For Mr. Tom Nichols”
4 Spam cans in row
Sing the song of their people
4-part HAMony
- Mr. Bruce Crocker
1127. “Rabbits Lament”
Though I am a bun
SPAM-ku would be much cooler
If I was human
- Paola Ureña
1128. “Just SPAM”
Meat that is so pink.
Trapped in a can so condensed.
For it is just SPAM.
- Brenda Ureña 4/28/20
1129.
SPAM? Is it a scam?
Shall I listen to this man?
Does it taste like ham?
- Dulce Hernandez
1130. "To SPAMantha"
Read SPAM glossary.
Tell if anything missing.
'Twas your idea.
- Mr. David V. Montoya
1131.
On the floor it sits.
A forgotten slice of SPAM.
Eaten by the dog.
- David T. Montoya
(Son of S.H.A.M.)
1132.
Weird Al Yankovic
Took a song about courage
And turned it to SPAM.
- Dr. Gray Roberson
1133.
Should my editor
Not auto-correct when I
Mistype SPAM as spam?
- Dr. Gray Roberson
1134. “Mystery Meat”
SPAM, an odd wonder
Diarrhea down under
I smell rotten meat.
- Angelina Gazzola
1135. “For Monty Python Fans”
Nobody expects
The Spanish Inquisition
Or lobster with SPAM.
- Dr. Gray Roberson
1136. “The Real SPero”
Three years, I bit my
SPAM pink tongue. SPero was I.
Sweet, salty justice.
- Maxine Koontz('s ghost writer)
1137.
I saw a SPAM ad
On late night television.
It's coming, stay tuned ...
- Abigail Roberson
1138.
The SPAM can flew high
Then in all its great glory
Arose to the skies.
- Donovan Navarro
1139.
Cut, with symmetry
Bathed in heat, crackling skin
Scents of harmony
- Chris Soetadi
1140.
Wet and icky lunch
never know for good picnics
Disgusted by it
- Rocco Lopez
1141.
La Habra High School
that is my alma mater!
No SPAM haiku then
- Ms. Linda Prideaux
1142.
Pink sponge in a can,
will you ever love me back?...
You darn canned pink sponge.
- Maxine Marine
1143.
i want to try spam
i'm scared i will not like it
but i have to try
- Aniya Marquez
1144.
S P A M SPAM
S A T B sing in parts
Gimme some choir
- Ms. Jayne Campbell
1145.
Cold SPAM against pan.
What is the coefficient
of friction between?
- Mr. Will Morse
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Winter 2021
1146-1149. "A New SPAM-ku Devotee"
SPAM-ku exists so,
Mister Montoya predicts,
the students will laugh.
SPAM, as it is called,
Gloriously pink and square,
we all eat it. Yum!
Melenie hates it
SPAM-ku has exiled her now
Melenie is sad
SPAM is delicious
but teaching is forever.
We should combine them.
- Ms. Abbie Rosenthal,
LHHS Student Teacher, Spring 2021
1150.
Harbinger of food
It’s a cult within a cult.
SPAM and Kool-Aid, please?
- Miles Chapman, D. V. Montoya & SPAMantha Stapish, 2-18-21
1146-1149. "A New SPAM-ku Devotee"
SPAM-ku exists so,
Mister Montoya predicts,
the students will laugh.
SPAM, as it is called,
Gloriously pink and square,
we all eat it. Yum!
Melenie hates it
SPAM-ku has exiled her now
Melenie is sad
SPAM is delicious
but teaching is forever.
We should combine them.
- Ms. Abbie Rosenthal,
LHHS Student Teacher, Spring 2021
1150.
Harbinger of food
It’s a cult within a cult.
SPAM and Kool-Aid, please?
- Miles Chapman, D. V. Montoya & SPAMantha Stapish, 2-18-21
Spring 2021
1151.
“Lucy Ricardo vs. SPAM”
We wait for Lucy,
My patience yearning hourly.
SPAM waits for no one.
- Miles Chapman
1152.
Promise I'm not mad
Hangrily wanting a treat
WABAM!! Appears SPAM!
- Perla Escareño
1153.
Thou must love thy SPAM
"Let them eat SPAM!” cried David
Then the sprinches rose
- Perla Escareño
1154.
A joy it must be
to celebrate, though so far
Happy SPAM-ku Week!
- Jessica Miller
1155.
I love eating SPAM
What a flavorful essence
Please do not judge me
- Mr. Brian Roberts
1156.
SPAM is my go-to
food when I am hungry. Please
enjoy it with me.
- Mr. Brian Roberts
1157.
SPAMcerity goes
farther than the wind that blows
the path I shall go
- Adande Valdes
1158-1162. The Study of SPAM
Smelly and bright pink
The SPAM-ku that sits will stink
Unless we eat it
The gumption of SPAM,
How dare the pink block be great?
SPAM-ku that was me.
Late at night I wait
For musubi it is great
SPAM seaweed rice, nice.
SPAM, salty and cubed
Rests in the stomachs of those
Who ‘preciate food.
Ode to SPAM, she lives!
Ham and scram is overdone
SPAM and scram - that’s nice.
- Ms. Abbie Rosenthal, The SPauthor
1163-1169. The Study of SPAM-ku
SPAM-ku week is here
The best of the best join in
But some are sprinches
Sprinches will be gone
The SProphets will write and teach
The ways of SPAM-ku
Luca and Miles
Perla and Brenda and then
Hailey writes SPAM-ku
Luca truly hates
SPAM-ku but I will accept
The SProdigal son
Ordained that I am
Ms. Rosenthal has said it
I am the SProphet
SPAMcerity says
I reside internally,
Love SPAM, why don’t you?
The last period
Of SPAM week, the last year masked
SPAM-ku will live on.
- Ms. Abbie Rosenthal, The SPauthor
1170.
Eat it cooked or cold
On a plate or in the can
Outside or indoors
- Brenda Ureña, 4-13-21
1171.
Eat! Yes! Eat more SPAM!
SPAM will guide your inner life.
Eat rose-colored love.
- W. A. Mathieu
1172.
SPAM backwards spells maps.
Maps backwards spells SPAM, okay?
So pay attention.
- W. A. Mathieu
1173.
over the wintry,
forest winds howling in rage,
with no SPAM to eat
- Adande Valdes “The Wise”
1174.
SPeros rise today!
And shooing sprinches all-day,
SPeros conquer. Yay!
- SPlam-Bam (Alonso Leon)
1175.
Sprinch, sprinch, go away.
Don't ruin SPAM-ku today.
We'll honor SPAM-ku.
- SPlam-Bam
1176.
Never tasted SPAM,
But SPAM-ku week is so fun.
Now I love all SPAM!
- Denise Duran
1177.
What is this vaccine?
Cure to all world's problems!
Salty, pork goodness!!!
- Allen Au
1178.
SPAM sizzles like ham
It roasts from daytime ‘til eve
SPAM sizzles like pork
- Oscar Rosales
1179.
SPAM sculptures exist
In shows called SPAM-o-rama
SPAM becomes like cats.
- Ms. Abbie Rosenthal
1180.
Salty, meaty treat
How are you so delicious?
We may never know
- Ms. Rebecca Alder
1181.
Used by so many
The great uniter you bring
the world together.
- Mr. Aaron Duncan-Schwartz
1182.
Weird Al Yankovic
So inspired made you and
REM as one
- Mr. Aaron Duncan-Schwartz
1183.
Clarksville Tennessee
One point one two thousand pounds
Record Musubi
- Mr. Aaron Duncan-Schwartz
1184.
Helicopter on
Mars. Can SPAM be far behind?
Red meat - red planet.
- Mr. Bruce Crocker
1185.
Press-ed meat product
May-de from piggies with wings
A pork game of thrones
- Mr. Bruce Crocker
1186.
COVID is NOT SPAM
PAN-demic, NOT CAN-demic
Vaccinate yourself!
- Mr. Bruce Crocker
1187.
There's SPAM-ku today,
SPAMcerity all around,
NO SPRINCHES ALLOWED!
- Brenda Ureña & Karen Hinojosa
1188.
As I am older,
The gold tin can grows colder,
used to have good SPAM.
- Brenda Ureña & Karen Hinojosa
1189.
The bright color pink,
As it is to sizzle deep,
Cans left in the sink.
- Brenda Ureña & Karen Hinojosa
1190.
From taking a chance
Came the birth of SPAM-fried rice
An odd, greasy taste
- Jeremy Tran & Andrea Bohe
1191.
SPAM, a pink treasure
Made forbidden in my house
'til SPAM-ku week comes
- Jeremy Tran & Andrea Bohe
1192.
SPAM my one true love.
Oh SPAM, I need you right now.
Please stay, my dear, please.
- Jeremy Tran & Andrea Bohe
1193.
Lo and hehold thee!
Duke of SPAMalot cometh
Seeking SPAM taxes
- Miles Chapman
1194.
We learned SPautumn Leaves
And My SPunny SPalentine
The basics of SPazz
- Miles Chapman
1195.
SPAM is infectious.
It is a SPAM-demic haze.
I'm like, “Covid who?”
- Perla Escareño
1196.
French and music class
Combine in SPAMcerity
These teachers love SPAM
- Rebecca Alder & Abbie Rosenthal
1197.
Rectangular blobs
Are a cut above the rest
Right out of the can
- Rebecca Alder & Abbie Rosenthal
1198.
SPAM-Ku Zoom online
Must zoom now to the bathroom
Bad take-out today
- Samantha Stapish
1199.
Fifteen years gone by
Connected through SPAM always
SPrincess and the S.H.A.M.
- Mr. Montoya & Sam Stapish, 4/19/21
1200.
What is in Sam's fridge?
Leftovers and condiments
But sadly, no SPAM.
- Mr. Montoya & Sam Stapish, 4/19/21
1201.
Why I missed SPAM-ku:
Kept by Master Sprinch Teachers
An hour too late.
- Andrew S. Hernandez
1202.
I love to eat SPAM
don't disgrace the love of SPAM
you must love SPAM too!
- Hailey Yaun
A SPoem
SProses are red
SPiolets are blue
They are SPAMtastic.
- Oscar Rosales
1203.
Yes, La Habra rocks
But I still have a question
What is a SPAM-ku?
- Mr. Tyler Alessi
1204.
to Luca Martinez Flores
(no hyphen)
Philosophize the
way of SPAM sincerity
and you will be changed.
- D. V. Montoya, 5-3-21
Summer 2021
1205.
SPAM transcends mere food
It joins us as a people
In wonderous ways
- Mr. Ed Keith
1206.
Though SPAM-ku is gone
Its aftertaste will live on.
Like salt on my tongue.
- Mr. David V. Montoya
1207.
Bright colored tin can
Congealed fat all around
Arteries clogged now.
- Dr. Philemon Theodorou
1205.
SPAM transcends mere food
It joins us as a people
In wonderous ways
- Mr. Ed Keith
1206.
Though SPAM-ku is gone
Its aftertaste will live on.
Like salt on my tongue.
- Mr. David V. Montoya
1207.
Bright colored tin can
Congealed fat all around
Arteries clogged now.
- Dr. Philemon Theodorou
Spring 2022
1208.
SPAM
It join
In won
- name
1208.
SPAM
It join
In won
- name
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Spring 2023
1208.
SPAM
It join
In won
- name
1208.
SPAM
It join
In won
- name
Winter 2024
1385.
My husband loves SPAM
He makes the SPAM Musubi
So, I now eat SPAM
- Ms. Jacqueline (Dodd) Cisneros
1385.
My husband loves SPAM
He makes the SPAM Musubi
So, I now eat SPAM
- Ms. Jacqueline (Dodd) Cisneros